I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

"We can't be too ostentatious, otherwise we will attract hatred!" Yiman lowered her voice and spoke through her teeth.

Qi Wei glanced at her, nodded and said, "You can't show off your affection. Let's act better so that the fans on both sides will feel that we are acting."

"The more real it is, the less they will believe it. If it is vague and trying to avoid suspicion, they will be more suspicious."

"It's not like you don't know them. They only like to eat dark sugar, not industrial sugar! As long as we are bolder, they will think that we can speculate in CP, and they will naturally not believe it!"

Qi Wei also lowered his head and deliberately lowered his voice and turned off the microphone. It seemed to outsiders that his mouth was moving, but they couldn't hear what he was saying.

[What are the two of them plotting? Is there anything we shouldn’t hear? 】

[Wow, it’s so sweet, they are biting their ears, they must be talking! 】

[Qi Wei can still lower his head and listen to Sister Man. Hey, why do you feel so favored inexplicably? 】

[They are so deliberate. Isn't it good to do the task openly and openly, but they have to be so close to each other? 】

[Yes, this move is very fake. At first glance, it seems that it is a cp speculation, and it is also deliberately spreading industrial sugar. 】

Yi Manruo thought about it and inexplicably agreed with Qi Wei's statement.

What netizens like are hidden candies. The more generous they are, the more they think they are industrial candies.

After Yi Man thought about it, he looked at Qi Wei with a look that seemed to say, are you really a genius?

Qi Wei also raised an eyebrow at her, just in time to catch Yi Man's eyes.

Well, he seems to really know that he is a genius.

What Yiman doesn't know is that Qiwei said these words on purpose. The purpose is to instill in Yiman a generous business attitude so as not to cause misunderstandings. In fact, CP fans are addicted to sugar, no matter what kind of sugar you are!

They were even annoyed by the CPs of Su Qingqing and Duan Xunliao, and the real and fake CPs of Qi Wei and Yi Man excited them even more.

Yiman presented the task card in front of the camera to let the audience know the task they have to do next.

Now Yiman had no worries and asked Qiwei, "Let's think of an action to show our affection."

A hint of slyness flashed in Qi Wei's eyes and he said: "I will be measured, and I won't do anything excessive."

With Qi Wei's words, Yiman felt relieved.

Therefore, Yiman adhered to the principle of being near and caught the one closest to her.

It was a boy, tall and thin. He covered his face and wore sunglasses, so his appearance could not be seen clearly.

But looking at the figure, the appearance and figure are definitely not much different.

When Qi Wei saw that Yi Man had found a tall and thin boy, he couldn't help but feel wary.

He couldn't help but look at the boys with scrutiny.

Yiman, who just wanted to complete the task, didn't notice this, so she asked politely.

"Hello, could you please do us a favor?"

"We were recording a program, and the unscrupulous director asked us to interact with a passerby. We were forced to do so because of the unscrupulous director's power."

The boy glanced at Qi Wei. Qi Wei had been staring at him. Although he didn't say anything, his eyes said everything. As long as you don't agree, my fist will fall on his face. mean.

However, this boy is a foreigner, how can he understand the vision of Chinese people?

He replied to Yi Man in very poor Chinese. He seemed to be clenching his butt when speaking this sentence, and his words were even more stumbling.

"You...well...I'd be happy to...help...help you."

Yiman's eyes immediately lit up. She didn't expect that she randomly ordered a foreign currency.

"We may say something very offensive, I hope you don't mind."

The foreign silver guy waved his hands and shook his head like a wavy drum: "No... eh..."

After Yiman gestured OK to him, she gave Qi Wei a look.

Qi Wei accepted the look and smiled slightly at the foreign silver brother.

Then under the shocked eyes of the younger brother, Qi Wei hugged him and said to Yiman: "You single, what are you looking at?"

Yiman: "?"

Bro:"?"

audience:"?"

[Does Qiwei have any misunderstanding about the word "show affection"? 】

[Don’t ask, just ask because he has a problem with this man. 】

【What? Pray that the actor likes men? 】

[Upstairs, you expressed the essence. 】

Gu Chenfeng, who was watching the director, jumped up and fell off his chair. He pointed at the screen with trembling fingers and his eyes were full of disbelief: "This...where is he!"

"I asked him to show affection with Yi Man, not to harass passers-by!"

"He's trying to smash my sign! Wuwuwuwu!"

Gu Chen couldn't help but beat his thigh and screamed.

The assistant director was at a loss. His hands were trembling in mid-air. He wanted to help but didn't dare to. His mouth also moved, wanting to say a few words of comfort but not knowing what to say.

Finally, he suppressed his blush and said: "If you ask him to apologize to you, kneel down and listen!"

Gu Chenfeng, who was about to cry louder: "?"

"I'm sorry, I said the wrong thing. You should be the one to apologize to him, and you should kneel down and listen."

Gu Chenfeng: "?"

"Oh, no, he should be the one to apologize to you," he said on his knees. After the assistant director finished speaking, he wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

Gu Chenfeng's mouth dropped, a sense of grievance suddenly welling up in his heart, and tears welling up in his eyes. He sobbed: "I don't want his apology, I want to be treated right."

The assistant director answered: "No, don't ask him to apologize. You have to make him suffer as much as you to apologize!"

Gu Chenfeng nodded repeatedly.

"Pah, pah, pah!" Yiman clapped her hands.

Her eyes lingered on the two of them and she said, "I really pissed you two off!"

The foreign silver guy was completely confused. In Qi Wei's arms, he pointed at himself and then at Yi Man and Qi Wei. When he saw Yi Man looking at him with meaningful eyes, he shook his head repeatedly and explained: "Don't get me wrong. , all of this happened naturally!”

Yiman: "?"

Upon hearing this, Qi Weiyi put him down as if he were holding a hot potato.

Foreign Bank still explained eagerly: "No, it's all a misunderstanding. I don't know him, and I'm not his mistress! You have to believe me!"

"I...I..." Seeing that Yi Man's eyes were still on him, the corners of his mouth twitched obviously a few times.

Yiman's suppressed laughter scared the foreign silver guy so much that his face turned even paler. Although he was wearing a mask, the panic in his eyes was not a lie!

"I...I...Bu Zi Dao (don't know)!" Because he had to explain, he was so anxious that he spoke all the Chinese he knew. After the explanation was finished, speaking Chinese became like eating hot pot and burning his mouth.

[Look, it scares people so much that they can’t even speak Chinese. 】

[The series of explanations just now may be the most fluent Chinese he has ever spoken in his life. 】

[If you think about it in another’s shoes, what’s the difference between you being picked up by a stranger while walking on the roadside, and being caught red-handed by your original partner? 】

"Don't panic, he and I are not lovers, we are virtual lovers, so you don't have to worry about what you have with him!"

After hearing this, the foreign silver guy breathed a sigh of relief. He took off his mask and breathed in frantically. It looked like he was really panicked.

Because he took off the mask, his superior face was exposed to Yiman's eyes, including the eyes of all the viewers.