I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

[Hiss, love for a handsome guy is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you know the warmth. 】

[I am a menopausal person, but I suddenly got my period after seeing a handsome foreign man. 】

[I am a detective, and I started investigating him last year. The case was not solved, and I was heartbroken. 】

[Love is restraint. I won’t make any obscene comments this time, so handsome guy, will you come to my house tonight? 】

[It’s really a sparrow eating a strawberry, it’s really beautiful! 】

The foreign silver boy chuckled twice. He looked at Yi Man embarrassedly and said, "Ah, I was overthinking it!"

Yiman: "No, no, no, we apologize to you because someone's ignorance caused you trouble."

"I'm happy that I can help you."

"I'm going to find my girlfriend. We will meet again if we are destined."

Yi Man was silent for a while and continued: "Okay, we will meet each other if we are destined."

The foreign banker said goodbye to the two of them and left.

The netizens who were so excited just now had their hearts shattered into pieces.

[How can this handsome guy say such cold words with a body temperature of 36 degrees? 】

[I fell out of love before we started dating. I would like to call it the shortest relationship in history. 】

[It’s great to be young. The delicious young body belongs to someone else. 】

[I will never like handsome guys again, and I guarantee it with a meal of fried chicken. 】

Yiman smiled, turned around and saw Qi Wei looking at her with resentful eyes.

Yiman opened her mouth to say something, but Qiwei turned around and left as if out of anger, her back clearly visible.

Qiwei, who was walking in front, moved forward slowly, waiting for Yiman to catch up.

He admitted that he was indeed jealous when she ignored him when she was talking to the boy.

He seriously doubted that Yiman was too new to him. Her eyes lit up when she saw a young and good-looking boy.

Are they richer than him? He can be her ATM machine, can they?

They can't, they will just cry out for food and wait for others to serve them!

He continued to walk a few steps in anger, but there was no sound of footsteps behind him. Qu Wei couldn't help but turn his head. There was no sign of Yi Man, not even a ghost.

Qi Wei felt even more depressed.

He took out his mobile phone and bought several brand-name bags worth tens of millions, finally feeling less depressed.

If you are willing to spend money on your girlfriend, your girlfriend will only like your boyfriend more.

Yi Man, who had not followed Qi Wei's footsteps, was standing in front of an ice cream stall. After buying two, he went to a stall selling candied haws and bought two more.

She is the only one, and Qi is the only one.

My boyfriend is sulking, and I need to do something to calm him down.

Sure enough, after Qi Wei took the ice cream and candied haws given by Yi Man, his depression completely dissipated.

He didn't look angry just now.

Yi Man knew that Qi Wei was easy to coax, but she didn't expect that he would be so easy to coax. It seemed that she would have to be more careful in the future so as not to be deceived by bad people.

After Qiwei and Yiman returned, they heard someone arguing in the house as soon as they got off the car.

Yiman and Qiwei looked at each other and walked in.

As soon as I entered the door, I heard the sound of things being thrown, accompanied by the roar of a man.

In the living room, Ge Sisi and Fang Hai glared at each other, with the innocent cup's body still at their feet.

Gu Chenfeng and Xia Jiguan Lin frowned at the side and did not go up to start a fight.

Yi Man came to Gu Chenfeng's side quietly and pulled up her sleeves. Gu Chenfeng was worried about whether the program could still be broadcast, but was startled by Yi Man's appearance.

He looked at her with reproachful eyes and said, "Why is there no sound when I walk? It's like a ghost!"

Yi Manpi grabbed Gu Chenfeng's arm with a smile.

"Hiss, you are a poisonous snake, you always bite people!" Gu Chenfeng glared at her and complained in a low voice.

"What happened to them?"

Gu Chenfeng touched his arm and sighed sadly, "Let's just have a fight."

"I know there is a quarrel, why don't you go up and start the fight? You are a director..."

Before Yi Man finished speaking, Gu Chenfeng patted the right side of his face and said sadly, "Did you see it? I didn't get this big red slap mark in vain!"

As if to prove it to Yi Man, Gu Chenfeng stretched his face towards Yi Man's eyes.

Seeing a big red slap mark on Gu Chenfeng's fair face, he couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Not to mention, this slap matches your whole body!"

Gu Chenfeng glared at her: "Shut up, can you persuade me if you can? The two of them almost started fighting. Fortunately, I just went up and got a slap in the face. Otherwise, this small western-style building would have to be demolished and rebuilt?"

Yiman smiled, her eyes falling on Ge Sisi and Fang Hai, and saw the two of them glaring at each other angrily, wishing they could make each other cold.

Ding dong, your mission has arrived. Please drive Fang Hai out of the virtual lover program within ten minutes. If you complete it, you will get five thousand sand sculpture points and a bottle of truth water.

This long-lost mechanical sound sounded in Yiman's mind. In the past month, she had forgotten that there was a system in her body.

To be honest, she missed the big fat duck who loved roast chicken.

Yiman asked with her consciousness: "Where did Gaga go?"

“It’s kind of missed not hearing the sound of it for a while.”

The mechanical voice said in a cold tone: "Back to the host, No. 666 is in training. The training will end tomorrow if nothing happens."

"Well, thank you."

"Host, there are eight minutes left. Please drive Fang Hai out of the show as soon as possible, otherwise you will receive electric shock punishment."

"I know, I know, it's so embarrassing."

So, Yiman concentrated her consciousness and began to search for Fang Hai's melons.

After Yiman finished searching, she looked at Fang Hai with contempt in her eyes.

Now that we have a handle on him, everything is easy to talk about.

She also understood why the system sent out a mission to drive him away.

Yiman smiled, walked over, stood between them and said, "Please stop for a moment and let me say a few words."

The two were indifferent.

Yiman took Ge Sisi's arm and whispered in her ear: "Don't argue yet, I have a way to kick him out of the show."

Ge Sisi turned to look at her, and Yiman nodded towards her, as if to say, please believe me, I will definitely kick the scum out of the show.

After Yiman helped Ge Sisi sit down, she looked at Fang Hai with cold eyes: "Do you know how many years in prison you will be sentenced for molesting others?"

Fang Hai also returned to calmness from his previous anger. He retorted: "I didn't do anything to her, it was she who framed me!"

"Oh? You're touching people in a private theater, and you're claiming that you don't care about them?"

"Your face is really big!"

After hearing this, Fang Hai not only admitted it but also laughed: "She clearly knows what the private theater is for, and she still wears revealing clothes. Isn't this trying to seduce me into having sex with her?"

"She quite enjoyed it when I touched him."

"Fang Hai, shut up!" Ge Sisi stood up, pointed at him and said angrily.

"Oh, just now you refused to welcome me, and now you are bossing me around. If I had known this, I should have killed you in a private theater!" Fang Hai said fiercely.

"No wonder my mind is full of dirty thoughts, all brought up by my family!" Yiman sarcastically said.