I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

"Manman, let's go get the certificate after dinner. I can't wait any longer."

"I won't accept this red book on my behalf, so I feel very flustered~" Qi Wei said depressedly.

"Okay, okay, you carry me to brush my teeth and wash my face first. My body is so weak now that I can't lift myself up." Yi Man muttered.

Qi Wei was silent for a long time, his eyes scanning Yiman's whole body, and finally Youyou said, "I feel like you really wanted to enjoy last night."

"Besides, I haven't started yet..."

Yiman: "..."

Yiman was carried to the bathroom by Qiwei, where he brushed his teeth and washed his face. When Yiman wanted to change clothes, Qiwei was unwilling to leave.

Those blazing eyes kept staring at her, causing Yiman to look at him warily: "What do you want to do?"

Qi Wei lowered his eyes to the place where he loved him last night, and said in a hoarse voice, "I've seen it all, don't be shy."

"Let's go, let's get out of here."

After Yiman pushed Qiwei out of the bathroom a little irritably, she quickly locked the door tightly, fearing that he would bump into it and come in.

Qi Wei looked at the closed door, his eyes getting darker.

Just a little longer and she would be his.

After Yiman dressed up and had lunch, she went out to the Civil Affairs Bureau with Qiwei, fully armed.

There were not many people in the Civil Affairs Bureau at this time, and there were only two or three people at the marriage registration office, but there was a long queue at the divorce registration office.

Yiman couldn't help feeling a little emotional when she saw it: "I can't live with you anymore, so I'll leave you too."

"I am young and beautiful, and I am not afraid that no one will look down on me."

Qi Wei immediately exploded after hearing this. He put his arm around her waist from behind, looked into her eyes, and said extremely seriously: "You and I will grow old together. I have you in my heart, and you have me in your heart, and we can live our lives together." Go down."

"So you give up the idea of ​​finding someone new, or I will punish you tonight."

"Humph, do you care about me?"

"I can look for it whenever I want. Why do you still want to imprison me?"

"Well I want to imprison you and pamper you every day."

"If you dare, I will escape."

Qi Wei wanted to say something else, but now it was their turn.

After they took the photos and got the red book, they walked out of the Civil Affairs Bureau hand in hand.

"Hey, they can't be Qi Wei and Yi Man, why are they here at the Civil Affairs Bureau?" A girl spoke.

"You must be crazy. How could they come back to the Civil Affairs Bureau?" Another girl didn't believe her.

"I don't care, I have to get married!" The girl pouted and complained.

Then she took out her phone and took a picture of the backs of Qi Wei and Yi Man.

Post the photo in CP Super Chat.

[Picture] [Picture] I got my certificate today!

This news was so shocking that I felt like I was celebrating the New Year.

[True or false, did they really get the certificate? 】

【Ah ah ah! This back looks like them! Did they really get the certificate secretly? 】

[Jimei friends, don’t be so excited, maybe they were just passing by the Civil Affairs Bureau, and we’re not sure whether the figures behind them are the two of them! 】

[Yes, yes, everyone, please calm down first. There may be a misunderstanding. 】

The discussion was in full swing as they chatted and chatted, but the couple who were rushing home didn't know all this.

Qi Wei kept holding the red notebook, really afraid that Yi Man would throw it away.

"Manman, when will we hold the wedding?"

Yi Man glanced at him and said angrily: "You still want to get proof today that you will get pregnant the day after your wedding, right?"

"You don't have to live life at such a fast pace!"

Qi Wei: "There is no rush in getting pregnant."

"We have to live a good life for two, and we cannot let anyone destroy this hard-won world for two."

As soon as Qi Wei finished speaking, he walked into a supermarket.

Yiman followed him, confused: "Why are you coming to the supermarket?"

Qi Wei didn't answer. He went straight to the front desk and said a few words to the front desk. The front desk took out two boxes and handed them to Qi Wei.

He hurriedly hid it before Yi Man could see what it looked like.

Now Yi Man was even more suspicious: "What exactly did you buy that I can't know?"

Qi Wei handed her a mysterious smile, paid and took Yi Man away.

It was already afternoon when I got home. After Qiwei hid the things he bought, he put on his apron and walked into the kitchen to prepare dinner.

Yiman was looking for the two boxes of things Qiwei bought in the living room. After searching for a long time, Yiman finally gave up.

She planned to use coercion to hand over the things tonight.

Yi Man looked sideways at Qi Wei who was busy in the living room and asked, "You will know tonight the consequences of buying things without telling me!"

"Oh? Then I'll stay tuned." Qi Wei chuckled.

After dinner was ready, Yiman stared at Qiwei while picking up the rice.

Qi Wei looked at her angry look and murmured in a low voice: "Manman, save your energy and stay here tonight."

Yiman: "..."

It seems like something is wrong!

Is this guy going to cause trouble tonight?

When Yi Man thought of this, she thought of Qi Wei's forbearing and restrained look last night, and her heart couldn't help but throb again.

He shouldn't do this or that again tonight.

He just drank a little broth last night, so he must have been dissatisfied. It seemed like she really couldn't escape tonight.

But, she really deserves a man with a good figure and a lot of talent like Yui Saki. They are still a legal couple, so what a fright.

After Yiman figured it out, she also thought of teasing him.

"Little brother, please save some energy tonight. After all, I'm afraid that you will kill everyone..."

"You know, I am also a young and energetic woman who has absolutely no resistance to good-looking men. How about I squeeze you dry tonight?"

"Then don't I want to change my husband?"

Qi Wei: "..."

"Ahem, don't you know best whether your husband's physical strength is good or not?"

"My husband will give it to you anytime you are not satisfied, so there is no need to feel sorry for yourself here."

Yiman: "..."

"Manman, since you said you want me to fuck everyone to death tonight, shouldn't I prepare myself well, wash myself up, and send myself to bed for you to pick from, Manman?"

"Manman, we are all adults, I know you want it too, right?"

Yiman: "..."

This is a proper male temptress!

What can she do? I can only play with him tonight.

After dinner, Qi Wei went to the bathroom to clean himself up in high spirits.

When he came back, Yi Man in the hall suddenly opened her eyes.

Qiwei's upper body was exposed, and her lower body was tied with a loose bath towel. Her dark hair was still dripping with water.

Yiman's eyes couldn't help but glance down at his tight abdominal muscles. When she saw the powerful veins on the forbidden place, Yiman's face turned red.

His eyes looked down uncontrollably, as if he thought of something terrible, his expression was unnatural, and he turned his head.

Qi Wei was very satisfied with Yiman's expression. He raised his eyebrows proudly and walked over, hugging Yiman in his arms.

He murmured in a low voice: "Go back to your room and do business."