I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

Yiman screamed in his arms: "Hey, hey, don't worry."

Qi Wei lowered his eyes and smiled fondly at her: "A spring night is worth a thousand pieces of gold. If you are not in a hurry, who is in a hurry?"

then……

After closing the door, Yi Man realized the horror of a hungry wolf pouncing on food.

You won't have a good night's rest.

In the early morning, when Yiman woke up, her head was groggy, and she subconsciously touched the mobile phone on the bedside.

It was already noon.

There was no longer any figure of Qi Wei beside him. He had tortured him to the point where his mind was in a state of confusion last night, and he was still a little confused now.

The man who just started eating meat is really terrifying.

Yiman dragged her trembling legs out of bed, washed herself, and went downstairs.

Hearing the sound of pot turning coming from the kitchen, Yiman surprisingly felt less resentful towards Qi Wei.

I guess he still has some conscience.

Qi Wei wore an apron and brought out a plate of food. When he saw Yi Man nibbling fruit on the sofa, he said, "Wash your hands and eat."

Yi Man turned her head and gave him a fierce look: "Hey, who is this? He is refreshed and radiant. What kind of magic medicine did he take?"

Qi Wei heard something in Yi Man's words, he sighed, went over and grabbed her swollen face: "It's because I took this miraculous medicine like Man Man~"

"Thank you Manman, my life is more enjoyable with you~"

Yiman: "..."

"Ha, Baidu can't search for you, Sogou can definitely search for you." Yi Man subconsciously criticized him.

"My husband is not a dog, and my wife doesn't love her... Manman prefers me as a bitch, doesn't she?"

"Haha, you are so thick-skinned that you can build a foundation, enough to build a villa on it."

"Ah, my face is thick enough to build a house for Manman to live in. That is my greatest honor. I believe Manman will like the house I built with my face."

Yiman: "..."

"Manman, it's your first time. I understand it very well. You'll get used to it if you come a few times in the future."

"Last night, you cried and begged me... to hurry up."

"Why are you raking it out in the morning? Didn't your husband satisfy you last night?"

Yiman: "..."

Haha, I became even more irritated after sleeping. I must have been the reincarnation of a vixen in my previous life.

Why didn't a Taoist priest come to take him in?

"Have a meal!"

After Yiman sat down, she picked up a pork knuckle and stared at Qi Wei while eating it, as if what she was eating was not a pork knuckle but Qi Wei.

"Stop staring, you want me to give it to you later." Qi Wei lowered his eyes and smiled.

Yi Man bit the pig's knuckle and said vaguely: "Don't force me, I won't allow you to enter my room for a month."

"Ah? Didn't we do it in my room last night? Why did it become your room?"

"You also think that what's mine is yours, right? That is indeed your room."

"Since I can't enter the room, let's stay in the lobby. It's exciting and spacious."

"We can try them all in the kitchen, balcony, sofa, and dining table. What if we get hooked?" Qi Wei said with a satisfied smile.

Yiman rolled her eyes at him angrily and glared at him angrily.

She raised her voice and warned him: "Are you trying to be slutty again?"

"Try and die."

Qi Wei clicked his tongue, and a flash of tenderness flashed in his eyes: "Okay, let's try it after we're full."

Yiman: "..."

Madhu, are you going to let others eat this meal?

After the meal, Qiwei told Yiman what it meant to try.

Afterwards, Yi Man suddenly remembered something and she was stunned. The two looked at each other, Qi Wei lowered his eyes and asked her, "What's wrong?"

Yiman was already speechless and asked bravely: "Did you bring it with you?"

Qi Wei was confused: "What to bring?"

"Condom! Did you bring it?" Yi Man was so nervous that she shook his shoulder and asked.

"I didn't bring it." Qi Wei responded calmly.

"It's over, it's over, I want to give birth to a baby, wuwuwu, I'm still young, I don't want to give birth to a baby, wuwuwuwu." Yiman covered her face, as if she had imagined the dark life she would have after having a baby.

Qi Wei was amused. He put his arm around Yi Man's shoulders, smiled softly, and said calmly: "I have a vasectomy."

"what?"

Yiman looked up, unable to believe what she heard.

"Say it again?" Yi Man asked tremblingly.

"I had a sterilization, so if we did it seven times a night, you wouldn't get pregnant."

After Yiman heard clearly, she looked at Qiwei for a while, then relaxed and smiled: "Fortunately, my life is still full of light."

Qi Wei lowered his voice and asked, "Manman, don't you like children?"

Yi Man nodded, frowned, and shook his head: "In general, I can't say I like it, nor can I say I hate it."

"All I can say is that children will affect the speed of my career."

"At least I won't have children until I'm 28!"

"I was afraid that when I gave birth to him, I would bleed profusely and die."

"Qi Wei, do you understand me? I cherish my life very much!"

Qi Wei nodded and said solemnly: "I will listen to you, and you will be the main one."

"My grandfather and parents also understand how difficult it is for women to have children."

"We are still young and we are not in a hurry."

Yi Man snuggled into his arms with a happy look on her face: "Except for being a little indulgent, you don't seem to have any shortcomings."

"Are you talking about me? Huh?" Qi Wei put his big hand on her soft waist and said sympathetically.

"yes?"

"Indulging in sexual desire is not good and can lead to weakness."

"Oh, I don't believe it."

"Hey, what are you doing?"

"and many more…"

Yiman's voice gradually became softer, and finally she made a muffled sound.

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