I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

Chapter 22 Where there is a crouching dragon, there must be a phoenix chick!

At five o'clock in the afternoon, Mu Zhiming, An Xiaozhi, Chen Muchi and Wu Chuyi returned to the B&B exhausted.

When they returned to the B&B, Yiman and Qiwei were nowhere to be seen. Everyone agreed that their mission had not been completed, so they didn't think much about it.

By the time they finished eating, neither of them showed up. Mu Zhining thought about it and decided to go upstairs to look for them.

She knocked on Yiman's room first, but no one responded. Then she knocked on Qiwei's room. After a while, Qiwei opened the door and asked, "Is something wrong?"

"Do you know where Yiman went?" Mu Zhining asked.

Qi Wei glanced at the door next to him and replied coldly: "She is sleeping."

After Mu Zhining thanked Qi Wei, she returned to the lobby on the first floor.

After the meal was served, Yi Man woke up by stepping on the light.

She sat down next to Qi Wei, and yawned: "Hello everyone, I am the 57th ethnic group and I don't have enough sleep!"

After saying this, he yawned several times in succession. Mu Zhining's eyes were full of disgust: "I didn't sleep last night, so I went to be a thief!"

"I had insomnia last night. I didn't sleep well. I'm so annoyed. I have insomnia every day and can't sleep well. How can I sleep with others?"

"Pfft."

Hearing this, Qiwei suddenly laughed next to her as if she couldn't help it. Another burst of muffled laughter passed into Yi Man's ears.

Yiman's face turned dark and she said slowly, "Kneel down. I beg you one thing."

Qi Wei: "Huh?"

"Ah what? I want to ask you something!"

"What's the matter?"

Yi Man glanced at him lightly and said, "Please shut up."

Qi Wei: "..."

Under the attack of Yi Man's knife, Qi Wei behaved like a quail. No matter what Yi Man said, he did not dare to laugh easily, but the corners of his mouth that could not be suppressed showed the discomfort he was holding back.

[Qi Wei: Hey, hey, he’s being attacked! 】

[Sister Man: Even eating can’t stop your laughter! 】

[I pray that the actor has thought about all the sad things in his life! 】

……

After dinner, Gu Chenfeng organized them to play a small game.

The rules of the game of who is the undercover are also simple. Among the 6 people present, they get the same word, and the remaining two get another word related to it. At this time, the civilians and the undercover do not know each other’s identities, and the undercover does not know that he is an undercover. !

Each person must use one sentence to describe themselves. It is best not to be too obvious, so as not to be noticed by the undercover, but also to give hints to the companions. After each round of description, everyone present will select the suspect, and the person with the most votes will be eliminated. If the undercover agent is out, the game ends. If the undercover agent is not out, the game continues. If two people get the same votes, the other people will enter the PK and choose one from the two. If the undercover survives to the last round, the undercover will win, otherwise the civilian will win.

After the rules of the game were introduced, the game officially started. They used a small program on WeChat called Who is the Undercover to draw words.

After everyone finished drawing, they were all thinking about words to describe themselves.

Everyone in the live broadcast room knows what words the guests have drawn, but the guests do not know each other.

Yiman cleared her throat and described: "This thing is edible, it tastes delicious and sweet!"

Everyone showed a blank expression, and they were all thinking that this thing is edible?

But considering that Yiman's brain circuit is very different from that of human beings, he still accepted the word "eatable".

[It made me laugh so hard. The director really knows how to film. Sister Man and Ning Ning are undercover agents, and all they get are chocolates. The shit that other people got! Ha ha ha ha! However, Ningning may already know that Manman is an undercover agent! 】

[Civilian: Can it be eaten? 】

[Undercover: It’s delicious and sweet, everyone loves it! 】

[I’ll bet 50 cents if the undercover agent wins this sentence. 】

[Crouching dragon and phoenix chick! 】

Qi Wei said calmly: "It doesn't look good."

Mu Zhining continued: "It is an everyday thing."

Chen Muchi: "The taste is a bit special."

Wu Chuyi: "It tastes bad."

In this round, except for Yi Man's description, which can be used as a reference, everyone else's descriptions are similar, and it is difficult to tell the difference.

Waiting for the second round of description, Yiman struck again.

"This stuff is relatively expensive. If you eat too much, you will get fat!"

Everyone: "?"

Mu Zhining silently held her forehead.

What a big idiot with a single mind, why do you say it is so obvious? I'm afraid that others won't know that I'm an undercover agent, but as expected, every game has a conspicuous bag.

[Did you see it? Ning Ning’s expression really can’t hide anything! 】

[Sister Man: This thing is valuable. If you eat too much, you will get fat! Others: There is a lot of this stuff. If you eat too much, you will enter the ICU! 】

[This round of Manjie will be voted out! 】

……

Qi Wei suppressed the curved corners of his mouth and said, "If there are too many of these things, it will make people very painful!"

After hearing this, Yiman nodded in agreement. Eating too much chocolate will indeed make people very painful because it will cause diarrhea!

Mu Zhining glanced at Yiman out of the corner of her eye and said, "This thing is black!"

Yiman still had no doubt, the color of chocolate was black! So far she seems to be a good person!

Chen Muchi: "This thing looks ugly. I don't want to take another look at it!"

When Yiman heard what Chen Muchi said, she was sure that Chen Muchi was an undercover agent, and she would surrender to him later!

[Damn it, Chen Muchi was suspected of being cheated on by Sister Man! 】

[Sister Yiman’s brain circuit will think like this, this chocolate is so expensive and beautiful, what’s wrong with eating a few more bites? You don’t know how blessed you are when you are in the midst of blessings! 】

[Sister Man: Sure enough, wild boars can’t eat fine chaff! (Hands together)】

……

Wu Chuyi: "We have to do this every day!"

Upon hearing this, Yiman was even more sure that Chen Muchi and Wu Chuyi were undercover agents.

When it came to voting, Yi Man had two votes, Chen Muchi also had two votes, Qi Wei had no votes, Mu Zhining had no votes, and Wu Chuyi had one vote.

Chen Muchi was cast by Yi Man and Mu Zhining.

Others voted between the two.

Before you vote, you can defend yourself.

Chen Muchi said angrily: "If you vote for me, let the undercover win! I'm pretty sure that Yiman is an undercover. If you vote for her, we will definitely win!"

Yiman hesitated for a long time, raised her lips and said lazily: "Don't ask, it's not who you are if you ask!"

Chen Muchi glared at Yi Man and said fiercely: "An undercover agent is an undercover agent, and he still makes excuses. This is shameless!"

Yiman: "Someone suggested that I rely on my face to make a living, but Chen Muchi said that I am shameless, so I agree with him and I will rely on my mouth to make a living!"

Chen Muchi: "(▼DRAN▼#)"

The others were swayed after hearing the two people's excuses, but Mu Zhining said: "Surfer for Chen Muchi, he looks like a treacherous villain!"

An Xiaozhi: "I believe Sister Manman. Sister Manman is a stupid beauty who is not very good at lying! So Brother Chen, I'm sorry!"

Now only Qi Wei was left, and Chen Muchi looked confused. Even though the undercover was right in front of them, they still voted for him.

Qi Wei said: "Your excuse is too weak, so I'm sorry, I choose you."

Chen Muchi: "?"

This is really Wuyu opening the door for Wuyu, and Wuyu arrives home.

"The game continues."

Now Chen Muchi looked proud: "Let's just say, he is an undercover agent, now it's okay, let's vote out the good guy!"

Yiman: "Oh"

Chen Muchi: "..."

[Can they really not see that Sister Man is an undercover agent? The description is clearly not on the same channel as them. 】

[Maybe they think Sister Man is a stupid beauty who is not good at describing, so they think Sister Man’s description makes sense? 】

[No, I think everyone thinks that Sister Man’s brain circuit is different from each of them, so there will be ambiguity in the description. 】

[I hope the actor will definitely know! You taste it carefully (dog head)]

……

"The production process of this thing is a bit complicated! However, the taste is still very sweet!"

other people:"?"

Are you sure?

An Xiaozhi pondered Yi Man's words and studied them carefully. Sister Man's description made sense! The large intestine absorbs food residues, shapes feces, and peristals to form stools. The production process is indeed a bit complicated!

The taste is sweet. Sister Man usually likes to talk about shit and scolds Su Qingqing for eating shit, so she thinks shit is sweet!

If Yiman could hear his heartfelt voice, she would definitely bow down to him, and maybe she would say something like this: "Little brother, your brain circuit is very strange, keep it up!"

Mu Zhining knew that she was an undercover agent and could only pretend to be a civilian. She thought about it and said, "It's piece by piece!"

This piece of piece can be used to describe shit or chocolate!

Wu Chuyi: “Sometimes it’s very sticky!”

Qi Wei: "It will cause diarrhea!"

When it came to the new round of voting, Yiman had two votes. Mu Zhining gave up his car to protect Shuai and voted for Yiman. Of course Wu Chuyi sided with Chen Muchi, so he voted for Yiman in this round.

I pray for only one vote, but Wu Chuyi has no votes and Mu Zhining has no votes.

In this round, Yiman is out!

"The undercover is out, the game continues."

Because there is still an undercover agent who has not been found, so the game continues!

After a round of elimination, Mu Zhiming was voted by Qi Wei, and An Xiaozhi followed suit and voted for Mu Zhiming.

This is a victory for the common people.

[Guessed wrong, the undercover loses completely! 】

[Ningning’s description just now was a bit too obvious! 】

[Ning Ning can’t hold back her anger, besides, Qiyingwang knows that Ning Ning is an undercover agent! As long as the movie star prays for it, with An Xiao's stupid look, he will definitely follow suit! 】

[Where there is a crouching dragon, there must be a phoenix chick! 】

.........

After the game ended, Gu Chenfeng began to announce tomorrow's mission again!

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