I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

The live broadcast room was very noisy. In the wheat field, some people were enjoying life leisurely. Some people were angry and rolled their eyes. Some people were watching the show and eating melons. Some people were driving a harvester and laughing, ga-ga!

Yiman was enjoying herself while driving the roaring harvester.

If the harvester dumped the wheat into the big truck called by Qiwei as soon as the wheat in the harvester was full, it would not stop her enthusiasm for singing.

It’s true that I love singing, and it’s true that it’s hard to listen to!

After playing it several times in a row, her singing voice sounded several times, and the devilish song also changed several times.

The loud and hard-to-ear singing voice moved everyone in the live broadcast room!

[Singing can be out of tune, but beauties can’t escape! 】

[It’s really an up somersault—nb]

[I know you want to sing, but don’t sing yet! 】

[Every cause must have its effect, Sister Man made me fly! 】

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……

Because Mu Zhining, An Xiaozhi, Chen Muchi and Wu Chuyi were lucky enough to have already gone to grind corn with the assistant director.

She was in the driver's seat, with her head raised and her eyes closed, and she made an unpleasant sound.

"Our love~ is like a sudden stop~, you really don't care~ and you even got on his BMW~~ Oh ha~ oh hey~ (broken sound)"

"Cuihua, I am Cuihua~Beautiful Cuihua~You kneel down and ask me why~Can't stand the conversation alone~~Oh oh oh oh~ (broken sound)"

Everyone in the live broadcast room: "?"

Are you sick if you sing magic songs while driving?

Yiman has no regard for the life and death of the people in the live broadcast room and the wheat field. Some netizens even said that her singing was unpleasant!

[It's like being temporarily deafened when listening to fairy music, and it's hard to listen to the vomiting, muteness and mockery! 】

[After listening to this song, all the sins I did in my previous life were wiped out. 】

[Sometimes when watching the live broadcast I really want to call the police! (Hands together)】

After two hours, five acres of wheat were harvested.

Yi Man jumped out of the car in high spirits. She raised her head to block the dazzling sunlight in front of her eyes. After looking at the endless open space, she smiled with satisfaction.

When a sunny smile appears on a bright and charming little face, the skin is as smooth as warm jade under the sunlight. There are strands of broken hair on the forehead gently blowing in the wind, adding a bit of lively style, and moving flexibly. His eyes turned slyly, a bit naughty and mischievous.

This scene was captured by the camera. A group of old perverts were in front of the screen, licking the screen crazily and howling.

[Beauty stickers (kiss)]

【Hi beauty! (Drifting and parking) (Taking off sunglasses) (Bringing on the scene with a rose in his mouth) (Tripping over his pants that he had thrown away before) (Hitting his pants and sliding on them) (Holding his chin) (Holding his forehead) (Anyway, swaying while sliding Many poses) (Sending roses accurately) (Raising eyebrows) (wink) (Sliding away on pants)]

[It’s so stressful. Why does this beautiful woman only show her IP address? I’m a 160-year-old Taurus and I go back to the ceiling in seconds. I’m infatuated and dedicated. Why don’t I show it? 】

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……

Yiman came jumping up and put her pretty little face in front of the camera and said hello: "Everyone in the live broadcast room, lovely people, good afternoon! Do you think the harvester I drove hit the target? Isn't it awesome? Bull, are you handsome?"

"If you're handsome, please hit 666 on the public screen!" Yiman screamed excitedly after making a six.

After saying that, he even made a weak move towards the camera! Then there was a somersault on the screen, and after that, he faced the camera again!

"Look, I can go up to the sky and into the earth, and can do 360-degree somersaults without any blind spots. Are you a fan of my sister?"

Yiman jumped up and down and roared.

fan:"?"

[Sister, don’t go crazy, always remember that you are a big star! 】

[Sister, I’m a fan, I’m a fan, please stop, I’m afraid...]

[Sister, after harvesting the wheat, go back and take a nap. When you wake up, you will be a man again! 】

After Yiman did some weird and weird moves in front of the camera, she got tired, squatted down, and murmured: "I'm so tired, I want to poop on the spot!"

"I am Xiaomei, and I want to poop now."

[Attention, this woman’s name is Xiaomei, she wants to poop. 】

[Pay attention, this woman’s name is Xiaomei, she wants to poop on the spot]

[Attention, this man’s name is Xiaoshuai, he is secretly watching Xiaomei poop! 】

[A few upstairs, six. 】

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……

Qi Wei put on his straw hat again, picked up his sickle and walked towards Yi Man with a calm expression as if nothing had happened.

Yiman was still squatting on the ground, poking at the wheat field with her fingers, completely unaware that Qiwei was approaching her.

Qi Wei stood behind her, raised the corners of his lips slightly, and said with a smile: "Emo?"

Yiman stood up and turned around, slightly surprised when she saw Qi Wei, but then asked with a confused look, "No?"

Qi Wei hesitated for a moment, then said with a half chuckle: "Then why are you squatting here?"

Because of Qi Wei's words, the barrage was full of nonsensical replies.

[Langjun~The little girl is pooping! 】

[Attention, this person is Xiaoshuai. He ran over and watched Xiaomei poop! 】

【What is your favorite color? shit! 】

[I strongly opposed the idea that everyone above you could withdraw from the literary world! 】

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……

Yiman drooped her head, and her whole body was no longer as lively and active as before. She looked uneasy and said: "I want to poop."

Qi Wei: "?"

"What is the specific situation?"

Yiman repeated: "Shit."

Qiwei flicked her head and said with a faint smile: "What is the specific situation? Are you planning to drive the harvester back to Uncle Lin's house?"

After hearing this, Yi Man was slightly disappointed and said: "This is the situation. I don't know what the specific situation is!"

Qi Wei: "?"

Yi Man looked into the distance to find Mu Zhining and the others, but saw that there was only the cameraman and the two of them on the wheat field, and there was no one else.

Yiman frowned slightly and asked, expressing her confusion appropriately: "Where are they? Are they going to perform earth escape for our netizens?"

Qi Wei looked down at Yiman and said calmly: "They went to grind corn!"

"Because when you were driving the harvester to harvest wheat, they were so idle that Director Gu called them to work!"

When Yi Man heard this, a smile appeared on her lips, she patted Qi Wei on the shoulder and said, "In that case, let's go back to sleep after I drive the harvester back to Uncle Lin!"

A shy look appeared on Qi Wei's face, and his ears gradually became red. He seemed embarrassed and answered carefully: "Together?"

Yi Man was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly smiled, with joy in the corners of his eyes and brows, and a hint of certainty in his words: "Together!"

Qi Wei was even more embarrassed now. He didn't dare to look directly into Yi Man's bright big eyes. The corners of his peach blossom eyes were slightly red. Although he turned his face sideways, he raised his lower lip.

"This...is not good...after all..."

Yiman became impatient and asked immediately: "What's wrong? Isn't it just sleep?"

Qi Wei coughed twice and his pupils shrank to cover up the shock. He touched his nose and looked away: "It's up to you."

[Laughing to death, I pray that the actor’s shocked expression was not just fake, he was really frightened! 】

[Qiwei: This...is not good...behind the scenes: (dark) (crawling) (laughing evilly)]

[Upstairs, you think that Qi Yingdi is a pervert! (Hands together!)】

……

Yi Man narrowed his eyes slightly and looked at Qi Wei's coquettish expression calmly with his peripheral vision, inevitably having some misunderstandings about him.

Is this guy a pervert?

Or, he also wants to poop but can’t hold it in anymore?

[Hahaha, my family members don’t know. Seeing Sister Man’s expression, I sprayed the boneless chicken feet from my mouth on my boyfriend’s head. 】

[Sister Man stared at Qi Film Emperor with three parts suspicion, three parts assessment, and four parts scrutiny as if looking at a thief. 】

[Sister Man: Are you okay? Just eat plums if you are okay! 】

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Qi Wei peeked at Yi Man again and immediately looked away, as if nothing had happened.

Yiman: "?"

There are many kinds of men, but I am a strange kind today.

Finally, Yi Man slowly drove the big car in the direction of Lin Bo.

Along the way, she was still excited. If there was a handsome guy sitting next to her, she would be even more excited!

She is a human being who loves men occasionally.

It’s funny to say that there is already a fourth part of the movie Ex, and she can’t even get four of her exes together, so she deserves to be single.