I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

After Yi Man returned to the room, her cold little face suddenly burst into laughter. She laughed so hard that she was out of breath. She was not as cold as before at all. Her beautiful little face was a little distorted by her smile, and she smiled like Zhang Fei. Sample.

"Hahahahaha haha, hey hehe hahahahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, hey, stupid, a group of big fools, hahahaha, I'm pretended to be!"

"Hahahaha, I made myself laugh."

[Oh my god, my mouth...no, tears flowed all over the floor. 】

[Damn girl, look at your endless strength. 】

[You pretended to be funny, so what should I pretend to be? 】

【Pretend to be garlic. 】

【6】

Sand sculpture value +100

After a pause, he raised his face and laughed again. He laughed until tears came out of his eyes before he stopped.

Arrogant laughter, people in the corridor: "..."

Damn it, she really did it just now.

Su Qingqing got up from the ground with difficulty. She listened to Yi Man's arrogant and harsh laughter, her fingers hanging by her thighs clenched into fists, and strong hatred burst out of her eyes.

The innocent little face was hideous with hatred.

Duan Xunliao wiped the blood from his mouth, spat at Yi Man's door and said harshly: "This bitch, a slut."

After saying that, he kicked Yiman's door roughly and violently.

The laughter in the room stopped. Before Duan Xunliao could take back his smug expression, Yiman opened the door quickly and slapped him in the face, then hit Duan Xunliao with a sliding shovel.

"A pig without balls."

Yi Man quickly closed the door with a vigorous figure.

In less than five seconds, Duan Xunliao received another slap.

Duan Xunliao: "..."

What are you doing? What a sin!

Duan Xunliao's face turned blue with anger. He quickly stood up and kicked Yiman's door. When he retracted his kick, he used too much force. His body swayed and he fell to the ground and somersaulted!

If the camera hadn't been turned off, Duan Xunliao would have been severely criticized by netizens.

Su Qingqing remained silent, with hatred in her eyes, and she used too much force and fainted.

The program team immediately called 120, and they were just about to send the two epileptics to the hospital.

Unexpectedly, when the program crew was lifting someone, their foot slipped and they turned over. The two were immediately thrown far away and woke up.

Finally, Yiman's clarification brought the incident to a close.

In the room, Yiman was chatting with Gaga while washing her washed hands.

"Host, you've tricked me! Damn it. Why didn't you realize that the host is a cold beauty before? How disgusting!"

After washing her hands, Yiman looked in the mirror and said, "My body temperature is normal, but I'm mentally disturbed."

"I have a new character. I am a ruthless beauty. I am good at literature about yin and yang, and I go crazy at night. My favorite thing is a 1.88 meter tall handsome man."

Gaga said happily: "Host, congratulations on teaching the Green Tea Madam a lesson to the Dog-licking Madam! You have obtained 2000 sand sculpture points! You have also won three lottery draws!"

Yi Man smiled evilly, with pride on her face: "Of course, your host tore up other people's umbrellas because he was caught in the rain."

"Host, you have already had three lottery chances. Do you need to draw the lottery immediately?"

Yiman was puzzled: "Why three times?"

"Because the host's sand sculpture value can be replaced by two draws."

After hearing this, Yiman couldn't help but rub her palms and said, "Pump, slap me hard."

"The deadest prize, I'm going to beat it to death, hehehehe..."

Yiman smiled and suddenly gradually became abnormal.

quack:"……"

Sure enough, how can a big star not be crazy? It's great to be emotionally stable for even a minute.

"Host, whatever you draw, you have to accept your fate."

Yiman put her hands on her hips and affirmed: "Stop talking nonsense, I want to draw a lottery."

Yi Man took a random draw, the light flashed, and the prize appeared mysteriously...

Um...a pair of big flowered coat slippers?

People are numb.

Yiman smiled and continued to smoke.

Um...a big flower jacket suit?

Dress up and look like a village flower?

Yiman's forced smile can no longer be maintained. If she can't draw anything useful for the last time, she will roast her into a roast duck!

Yiman: (╬ ￣?俣? ╬)

Um...a broken bowl.

Click, the bowl cracked.

Split in half.

The bowl seemed to be mocking Yiman, and the two halves broke into four pieces in front of Yiman.

Yiman: "..."

"Fuck!" (a plant)

"Smelly Gaga, tell me the f*ck, what kind of object is this? A broken bowl that is torn apart. Are you going to pick it up and cut its throat to worship God?"

"Smelly Gaga, do you believe that I will rush you to Beijing to bake right away?"

Gaga didn't expect Yiman to be so unlucky. He looked at the broken bowl and was thinking about organizing words to fill the hole.

He suddenly thought of something and smiled confidently: "Host, this is Wang Baochuan's begging bowl. It is very precious. As long as you keep it, you can prevent love brain!"

"The bowl is one year old, which means broken brains."

Yiman: "?"

What the hell? The broken bowl that Wang Baochuan begged from?

Yiman said expressionlessly: "Smelly Gaga, you are shameless about this. You have a strong psychological quality. You did a great job!"

quack:"……"

If you want to blame it, it's your bad luck. What does it have to do with him? He was also doing work that was worse than a pig or a dog with low wages. Who did he offend?

Yi Man smiled coldly: "Where's the main system? Please tell him to bake it!"

Quack immediately cried heartbrokenly: "Host, I don't taste good. I'm a dead duck. I haven't lost weight yet. Ducks are so cute. You can't eat ducks! Woohoo!"

"Sprinkle with pepper."

Gaga became even more panicked: "Host, no, don't eat me, I don't taste good. I've been taking a bath for ten days, and my meat smells stinky!"

“The duck leg rice is also delicious!”

Gaga stopped crying and compromised: "Host, I'll whip you again!"

"Would you have said no earlier? You're asking for trouble."

quack:"……"

Hey, you are threatening, a naked threat!

"Host, please draw a lottery."

Yiman clicked on a treasure box, and another bright light suddenly appeared, and a pill appeared in front of her eyes.

Gaga immediately became happy after seeing it, and her little wings flapped even more happily. How could she still be as frightened as before?

"Congratulations to the host for getting the stinky fart pill that will make you panic!"

Yiman: "..."

Is this thing edible? Will the fart bounce her away if she eats it?

"Gah, you don't understand reading comprehension, you can't do Gestalt!"

"Pigs are God's fireworks, you brainless fool!"

quack:"……"

Gaga decided to come back full circle.

Gaga said with a mean look on his face: "Host, this smelly fart pill that will make you panic is a prank pill. It melts when put into water. It is colorless and tasteless. If you don't like whoever you like, you can feed it to him. Gaga will use the fat on his body." I promise, his stinky fart will last for three days and three nights, and his anus will be crippled by the fart!"

Yiman: "Are you sure?"

Gaga looked evil and nodded in affirmation: "OK~"

Do you want to talk about the side effects? Why don't you give it up? It's not going to be used on the host anyway, so the side effects are just a gift to that person.

Someone knocked on the door: "Yi Man, the director said we need to gather on the first floor."

Yiman put away the pills, opened the door, and went down to the first floor.

Everyone was present in the hall. Su Qingqing and Duan Xunliao nodded friendly towards Yi Man as if nothing had happened.

[Su Baihua clarified, what a pity, I didn’t get anything. 】

[Duan Xunliao just said on Weibo that his mother was sick at home and was in a bad mood, and he bumped into Sister Man. He has already apologized. 】

[I’m so speechless. Is your mother taking it out on Sister Man because she’s sick? If he is a lowly man in this life, will he be the same in the next life? 】

[If you don’t understand, just ask, is this what the city calls a man with a lower head? 】

……

This bastard has been penetrated by his soul? If you don't deal with hot searches and smile at her, there is something wrong with it.

Director Gu seemed to be in a good mood and said, "It was a misunderstanding just now. Now that the misunderstanding has been resolved, we will continue recording the show."

"This episode is finished. Let's take a break for a week to record the next few episodes!"

Yiman was confused when she heard this.

She solved the hotly searched issue.

Yiman pulled Qiwei's pants and asked him in a low voice: "Su Qingqing's hot search has been withdrawn?"

The fragrance of the girl's hair faintly penetrated the tip of his nose, and a ripple appeared in his heart.

He turned his head and raised his eyes to look at the girl's delicate face, her small and exquisite mouth, which moved every time she spoke. Qi Wei felt that his gaze was too wanton, so he immediately turned away, and he spoke slowly: "Su The company personally came forward to clarify that the man in the photo was a close friend of Su Qingqing’s father. They were socializing together, and Su Qingqing said a few words to him. It was a misunderstanding.”

Yi Man was silent for a while, then suddenly smiled: "She really is."

"The unkillable Xiao Qiang."

Qi Wei continued: "Dirty things are difficult to kill."

Gu Chenfeng heard the conversation between the two, and with a hint of impatience on his face he said, "What are you two mumbling about? Are you listening to me carefully?"

Yi Man held her chin up, looked at Gu Chenfeng with clear eyes and said, "Director Gu, I can't eat the cake or listen to the story!"

After saying that, a pair of beautiful eyes blinked at him.

Gu Chenfeng: "..."

"Please be serious, this is a farming + love show, it will become popular sooner or later, so we have to listen to me carefully."

The corners of Qiwei's mouth turned up slightly, and he said with a hint of naturalness: "Put the pillow higher tonight to help you sleep better."

Gu Chenfeng: "..."

That's enough for you. There are thousands of spring trees in front of the diseased trees, but it's annoying to see the sand sculptures not showing up again.