I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

Gu Chengfeng touched his forehead, sighed, and said helplessly: "Now that the misunderstanding has been resolved and the guests have all arrived, let's play a little game now. Please go sit in the courtyard outside."

At night, there are only bright lights in the countryside, but the earthy smell is swept away by the breeze, and the whole yard is filled with pastoral flavor.

The courtyard is spacious enough for eight people to sit together.

The guests moved out small stools and sat down, staring at Gu Chenfeng as he spoke.

Yiman and Qiwei sat next to each other. She was chewing pears and watching Gu Chenfeng's saliva spraying on the ground. I don't know if it was an illusion, but there was always sporadic drool spraying on her face.

Thinking about it, she moved her chair and sat back a little, and stopped when she was far away from Gu Chenfeng.

Qi Wei also moved with her, and later, everyone moved with her.

Yiman Zhanger was confused and asked: "Sister, move, you guys move too, do you like sister so much?"

Qi Wei smiled and said, "No, some saliva sprayed on my face."

Yi Man shook his head: "We share the same suffering!"

[I know why they moved the stool! You won’t think of it! 】

[I can’t think of it, princess, please tell me! 】

[Director Gu has bad breath, which irritates Sister Man! 】

[No, I feel like Director Gu’s saliva sprayed onto Sister Man’s pear. Sister Man didn’t want to waste the pear, so she moved the stool! 】

……

After Yiman finished eating the pears, she closed her eyes and dozed off. Next time she suffers from insomnia, she must ask Gu Chenfeng to go to her bedside and talk to her. She will definitely fall asleep in seconds.

Not only Yiman, but also Chen Muchi, Wu Chuyi, An Xiaozhi, and Mu Zhiming all had drooped eyelids, which seemed to weigh a thousand pounds and could not be opened.

[Director Gu is talking so much that the people below are fishing. 】

[It doesn’t matter, it’s already amazing to be able to open your eyes. 】

[Xiao Bao's head is shaking. Xiao Bao's head is not a head, but a rotating earth! 】

[Princess Ning Ning has no fairy spirit today, only sleepiness~]

Although Duan Xunliao was sleepy, he saw that Su Qingqing and Qi Wei were listening attentively, and he wanted to be a special person!

When she saw Yi Man sleeping soundly with her head lowered, she felt disgusted again.

What a pig, he sleeps all day long, but she was still stalking him before. This woman with poor concentration is not worthy of him! Only Qing Qing can do that!

Su Qingqing always had a smile on her lips. She knew that Duan Xunliao had been peeking at her, so she wanted to show her best scene. She believed in her charm, and all men would fall under her pomegranate skirt!

After a long discussion, Gu Chenfeng announced the rules of the game: "Last time, we sent each other heart-warming text messages. This time we will form a group of women and men. After being divided into groups, we will complete tomorrow's tasks together!"

"This game is not difficult. Each of our female guests randomly picks a piece of paper, sticks it on their forehead, and guesses the words based on the descriptions of other guests. Whoever has a higher score will be given priority to select the male guest! The male guest cannot refuse. power. Let’s complete tomorrow’s mission together!”

"When describing, if one person describes it and you can guess it, then you will be better than two people who can guess it. Of course, the words of description cannot be too obvious, otherwise it will start all over again."

The program team brought a cardboard box and asked Su Qingqing to smoke it first. Su Qingqing took out a note and stuck it on her forehead.

Su Qingqing first met Duan Xunliao.

No matter what, Duan Xunliao is also one of her loyal lickers. She can only give priority to him, and he will be more fascinated by her!

Su Qingqing had a wishful thinking in mind, and sure enough, Duan Xunliao looked at the note on Su Qingqing's forehead, and the smile at the corner of his mouth became more intense.

"She is a beautiful girl!"

The smile on Su Qingqing's lips froze. What kind of messy description is this?

There are so many women in the world, I’m speechless.

Without getting any useful information, Su Qingqing could only turn to Qi Wei.

Qi Wei narrowed his eyes and chuckled. The evil and handsome face made Su Qingqing's heart beat wildly.

This man is really fascinating. After today's events have passed for a while, she wants this man to fall in love with her!

Qi Wei said: "I like people who act like monsters!"

Su Qingqing: "?"

What is this description? There are so many demonic women in the world.

Which one was he talking about?

Su Qingqing bit her, and she said to Chen Muchi: "Muchi, please describe it."

Chen Muchi rolled his eyes, touched his nose, and blurted out: "A woman as tall as a cesspool!"

Su Qingqing: "..."

Sick, everyone is sick, there is no normal person in this program group!

[Su Qingqing looks like a man from a cesspool... Hahahahaha, he is very good at describing it! 】

[She has a big head, a flat body, and lacks nutrition. She looks like a cesspool~ But she can’t pretend to be feces or pee! The beauty is in the cesspool but not in the human body ~ I understand ~ ]

[Shut up, Qingqing is so cute and pure, I don’t allow you to say bad things about her! 】

[Qingqing’s body is so hot, why is it like a cesspool? A bunch of wild boars that don’t understand appreciation! 】

【Hey~Shut up~Hey~pure and cute~Don’t say bad things about others~yue, yue, yue! 】

[In this day and age, can pigs even learn the word "gong"? 】

【ah? It's hard to comment on this. If it's fairer, the country wouldn't need to build an airport and just recycle waste! 】

【Ha ha ha ha! You're so bad at swearing upstairs! 】

……

When Su Qingqing was a little discouraged, no matter how they described it, they couldn't escape the relationship with women. Which woman is beautiful, good at bewitching, and looks like a cesspool? Is it from the Classic of Mountains and Seas?

Duan Xunliao immediately darkened his face when he heard Chen Muchi's description.

What kind of woman looks like a cesspool?

Even if it is a cesspool, it is the most beautiful cesspit in the country!

Su Qingqing's name is plastered on her forehead.

Helpless, Su Qingqing looked at An Xiaozhi. An Xiaozhi was young, relatively honest, and good at talking!

An Xiaozhi scratched his hair and said, "It's a bit pitiful for this miserable woman!"

Su Qingqing: "?"

What's so pitiful? This woman is really good at growing up, she is beautiful, she can act like a monster, she is like a cesspit, and now she is pitiful and miserable!

Which page of the Classic of Mountains and Seas is she on?

Su Qingqing smiled awkwardly, and then turned to Wu Chuyi.

Wu Chuyi was a little embarrassed and said: "Her mouth is very delicious!"

Everyone: "..."

Duan Xunliao immediately stood up and pointed at him and said: "What does it mean to be pickled? You should organize your language carefully!"

Wu Chuyi was frightened and tightened Chen Muchi's sleeves, and said tremblingly: "She looks like Feng... Feng Youjing... She is at the scene."

"Pfft!"

The people next to him couldn't hold back their laughter, and those people were Mu Zhining and An Xiaozhi.

The shoulders of the two of them were shaking and they were laughing so wildly!

[Don’t you think it’s too much? Qingqing is so pure and lovely, yet she is said to be like this by others! These lowlifes! 】

[Yes, how do you describe it? , can’t you learn from Duan Xunliao? Look how others describe it! A bunch of lowlifes! 】

[They are just pranking Qing Qing. It must be that bitch Yiman who seduced them and made them say this! 】

[Fans of Miss Shithole upstairs, Sister Man is dozing off, how can we seduce them? Spreading rumors really costs nothing, she is indeed as full of stench as the real one! 】

……

This honest boy is hopeless.

Su Qingqing quickly pulled Duan Xunliao down and sat down again. She smiled generously at Duan Xunliao and said, "Xunliao, you are so rude. I think what Chu Yi said is right!"

"I already know who it is!"

Everyone present: "?!"

Weird... weirdly tolerant...

[Hahaha, did Su Qingqing really guess it was herself? Unexpectedly, Su Qingqing is still an open-minded person! 】

[Fengyoujing means to say some sarcastic words. Isn't it obviously Su Qingqing? 】

[I heard that Su Baihua turned into a cesspit, and he recognized Feng Youjing as his father! 】

[Which page in the Classic of Mountains and Seas is Su Baihua on? 】

……

Duan Xunliao was also shocked by her.

She could describe it like this without getting angry. He turned around and thought, Qingqing was beautiful and kind-hearted and chose him to complete the task. She didn't even give up her dignity!

Only he has such a good girl!

Later, Su Qingqing gave the answer.

"It's a name, right? It's Manman!"

The whole place was silent.

However, the person involved wiped away the drool, with sleepy eyes and a confused look on his face: "What's wrong? What's wrong? The handsome guy ran away?"

Everyone: "..."

So after I finished speaking, you didn’t listen to a single word and fell asleep until now?