I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

Su Qingqing saw that their expressions were wrong and she asked again: "Isn't that right?"

An Xiaozhi reminded her: "Sister Qingqing, can you make a bold guess, besides Manman, who else is a girl here?"

Su Qingqing had an idea and her mouth was faster than her brain: "It's Ning Ning, it must be her!"

Mu Zhining: "..."

First, she didn't mess with anyone today!

Secondly, she didn't mess with anyone today!

Su Qingqing saw that Mu Zhiming's face looked wrong and continued to ask: "If not, who else is there?"

Duan Xunliao hesitated to speak. He wanted to say it but didn't know how.

When Su Qingqing saw everyone looking at her with weird eyes, she pointed at herself and raised her voice an octave, saying in disbelief: "It can't be me? How is it possible? How could I look like a cesspool?"

Chen Muchi coughed to cover up his embarrassment and looked away.

He would say that Su Qingqing's figure was like a cesspool because he spoke before his brain could even think about it. In fact, he really didn't mean it!

Duan Xunliao said: "Chen Muchi, look at the good things you have done!"

Chen Muchi curled his lips indifferently. Only Duan Xunliao could appreciate Su Qingqing's green tea.

Sure enough, wild boars cannot eat fine chaff, but can only eat coarse grains. To be honest, Su Qingqing's appearance was the worst among his girlfriends, and Duan Xunliao was the one who loved her the most.

After Su Qingqing accepted the fact that she looked like a cesspit, her eyes were slightly red and she bit her lip and pretended to be nonchalant.

Just because of Su Qingqing's expression, Chen Muchi was scolded by her fans and became a hot search topic.

[Chen Muchi is a scumbag, he is worthy of commenting on Qing Qing. Doesn't he know that Qingqing is the eldest lady of the Su Group? Be careful to block you! 】

[Qingqing is so pitiful. She was targeted by all the male guests on the show. Especially Chen Muchi, has his mouth ever licked a cesspool? So stinky! 】

[Chen Muchi, please get out of the entertainment industry. I will be unhappy every day with him in Qingqing! 】

[Ah, what kind of shocking language is this? Su Qingqing=cesspit=Chen Muchi licked? 】

[Upstairs, you told the truth! 】

Su Qingqing fans: "..."

……

The second person with a sticker on her forehead was Yi Man. She was still sleepy and her head was still shaking from side to side in an unruly manner.

When Gu Chenfeng saw this, he immediately picked up the loudspeaker and shouted, "Yi Man, do you need a bed for you to sleep on?"

When Yi Man heard this, all the sleeping bugs ran away, and her eyes lit up: "Director Gu, is it true? In the beginning, human nature is good, and you, Director Gu, are really kind!"

Gu Chenfeng pinched his eyebrows and said angrily: "Fake! You are beautiful."

Yiman smiled: "The difference between the boss and the boyfriend drawing a pie is that the boss draws a pie that you will have a bed to sleep on in the future, and the boyfriend draws a pie that I will have many beds to sleep in in the future!"

"Director Gu, smiling is a courtesy and a warning!"

Gu Chenfeng: "..."

"Okay, what nonsense are you talking about about literature? Just play the game for me. Those who can work hard, I believe you can do it!"

Yiman curled her lips and said: "Those who can do it have more work, so you can, but I can't."

Gu Chenfeng: "..."

In the end, Yi Man stopped teasing Gu Chenfeng. She raised her big head and asked Qi Wei: "Handsome guy, what's on my forehead?"

"There's a note!"

"anything else?"

"There are words!"

"anything else?"

"Name of person."

"anything else?"

"shit."

Everyone: "..."

Shit. Duan Xunliao: "..."

May I ask, is this how the game is played?

Yi Man curled her lips and smiled, and her smile shook Qi Wei. Qi Wei's little heart was beating loudly.

Qi Wei hurriedly looked away and sat calmly on the stool, but his twisted fingers showed that he was not calm at the moment.

Yiman turned to Duan Xunliao and asked, "Describe it."

Duan Xunliao curled up his lips and said calmly and confidently: "He is a very handsome man!"

After hearing this, Yi Man rolled her eyes at him: "It seems that if this man is not ugly, then he must not be you!"

Duan Xunliao: "This is..."

Gu Chenfeng stopped him in time: "Duan Xunliao, please don't say the key words!"

After hearing this, Duan Xunliao gritted his teeth and shut up.

Yi Man looked at Wu Chuyi and asked: "Describe it, it will hit you hard!"

Wu Chuyi was a little surprised and asked: "Teacher Yiman, are you sure you need to say this?"

"That's a little too comprehensive."

[I can’t stop laughing, Wu Chuyi, you are still too comprehensive. 】

[What is the word? I can’t say it? Is it shit? 】

[Duan Xunliao is shit, this is a bit disrespectful to shit. 】

[You are shit, your whole family is shit, even Brother Xunliao is not shit! 】

【Eh~ Shit~】

……

"Let's talk about it. Instead of complaining and hurting yourself, it's better to be honest and hurt others!"

After Wu Chu glanced at Duan Xunliao and saw that Duan Xunliao was still staring at him, Wu Chu said it with all his heart.

"He's a loyal licker."

Quiet, very quiet, very quiet.

Everyone was stunned when they heard this, and even the headmaster Duan Xunliao was shocked.

[Hahahaha, low EQ: a licking dog, high EQ: a loyal licking dog. 】

[I prove that Wu Chuyi’s eyes are so wide open that he is an honest child at first glance. How could he lie? 】

[Oh my god, my ex-ex-boyfriend was also a bitch, but he was not as good as Duan Xunliao. He was not loyal. 】

[Shhhhhh, the only thing in this world that keeps me from procrastinating is to clarify it for Duan Xunliao. Look, everyone, Duan Xunliao is a licker. 】

[Others have a bright future, but Duan Xunliao has a bright future! (Hands together!)】

[Duan Xunliao: I am tired of this unpleasant life of being a licking dog. 】

Duan Xunliao reacted, his eyes were blazing and he said, "Wu Chuyi, are you speaking in human language?"

"I'm a human, why can't I speak human language? I'm not you."

Duan Xunliao: "..."

I'm so angry with him, so angry with him!

[Oh my god, Wu Chuyi has turned into a little devil! 】

[Did the cowardly Wu Chuyi get eaten? 】

[Yes, it was eaten by a licking dog. 】

【6】

After Yiman heard this, she narrowed down three characters in her mind. One was Duan Xunliao, and the second was Wu Chuyi. Because these two are the best fighters in dog-licking, you have to be careful.

She looked at Chen Muchi. Of course Chen Muchi couldn't let Yiman guess it so quickly. Who told Yiman to have a grudge against him?

Therefore, only Duan Xunliao's injured world was achieved.

Chen Muchi said calmly: "He is a man of common faith."

Duan Xunliao: "(╬ ￣? Pan ￣? ╬)"

"Pfft, hahaha, I can't stop laughing!"

Mu Zhining was really not good at suppressing laughter. She laughed so much that tears came out of her eyes. She laughed and apologized: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, I did it on purpose!"

"Hahaha, it's okay. Common trust means confidence~ Hahahaha! I can't make it up anymore."

Even the corners of Su Qingqing's mouth twitched. She pursed her lips tightly, thinking about all the sad things in her life.

With her eyes wide open, Yi Man thought about it and already had a candidate in mind, but she was born to like being a bitch, and she would feel uncomfortable if she didn't act like a bitch for a day.

So she pretended not to know and asked, "Who is it? I don't know."

Duan Xunliao: "..."

I hope you really don’t know!

Yiman asked An Xiaozhi this time.

An Xiaozhi glanced at the words above her head and said, "Sister Man, you can definitely guess it as soon as I describe it, believe me!"

Yiman smiled evilly: "Then tell me."

Duan Xunliao had a bad feeling in his heart after seeing Yiman's evil smile.

An Xiaozhi raised his eyebrows and said confidently: "The oil in the world!"

Duan Xunliao: "..."

Haha, An Xiaozhi, you'd better sleep tonight, otherwise you'll be in a dug hole when you wake up.

Mu Zhining laughed so hard that she was out of breath: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, An Xiaozhi, you can describe it, it's very appropriate! Hahahahaha!"

Qi Wei also smiled slightly at the corner of his mouth.

An Xiaozhi scratched his little head in embarrassment and said happily: "Hehehe, loyalty is an eternal must-kill skill~"

[Xiao Bao, you really... I cried to death. 】

[Xiao Bao: If you are not loyal, this world will be over. 】

[Time can take away everything, but it cannot take away Xiaobao’s loyalty! 】

[Society is still very tolerant. Not all mentally ill people live in mental hospitals, such as Duan Xunliao]

[Others are the beauties in the world, but he is the oil in the world! 】

"Pfft."

Su Qingqing couldn't hold back her laughter when she heard this.

Duan Xunliao looked at Su Qingqing in disbelief, with big question marks in his big head.

After Su Qingqing noticed Duan Xunliao's gaze, she retracted her smile, but the twitching corners of her mouth must have been difficult to endure.

Duan Xunliao: "..."

The world is crazy, all crazy!

【? ? Damn it, the cesspool lady laughs at human oil! 】

[If you have a good mentality, you can control other people's mentality. Su Baihua did it! 】

[Su Baihua: If you have a bad attitude, you can only be affected by others! 】

Yiman smiled and said: "This man must be the handsome guy Duan Xunliao!"

Gu Chenfeng said excitedly: "Congratulations Yiman for getting the answer right!"

"Isn't this obvious? Everyone's description is too comprehensive, otherwise I wouldn't have guessed it!"

Duan Xunliao, whose heart was cut again and again: "..."

Ha, he seriously doubted that Yi Man did it on purpose! But he has no evidence.