I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

In the early morning, on the country road shrouded in thick fog, the rising sun in the east casts rays of glow on the earth. Under the shade of the trees, birds sang on the high branches, and insects absorbed the nutrients of dewdrops on the grass.

In the quiet lobby on the first floor, Qiwei was the first to get up. He first went to make a cup of coffee, then sat on the sofa and looked at his mobile phone.

Afterwards, the guests went down to the hall on the first floor one after another, and only Yiman was the last one to arrive.

She yawned and said, "Good morning, handsome man Qi."

Qi Wei responded in a low voice: "Morning."

Ten minutes later, the guests finished breakfast and listened to Gu Chenfeng read out today's tasks in the hall.

The staff brought a box, Gu Chenfeng pointed at the box and said: "Inside are tasks written by two netizens drawn by the program team, and there is another task written by the program team. Whichever one you draw will be completed. "

"Which group doesn't finish, whoever cleans the toilet in the B&B for a week."

"You guys smoke it!"

An Xiaoshang went to smoke, he took out the note and read: "Deworm the farmer's uncle's vegetable field!"

"I like this, it's simple at first glance." An Xiaozhi said happily.

The corner of Su Qingqing's mouth stiffened. Although she agreed with An Xiaozhi on the surface, she actually rolled her eyes in disgust.

How could she, a little girl born in the 1990s, go to that dirty farmland to do insect repellent work? It's really an insult to her status!

This netizen wrote this on purpose just to embarrass her!

[I’m laughing so hard, Su Baihua got the task I wrote. 】

[You don’t want to die, it’s so easy to write! 】

[It’s not easy, you’ll see until the end! Su Baihua can only suffer today! 】

[I suddenly wondered how big the vegetable field was, and whether it would be bigger than the wheat field last time! 】

[It's possible, but it's enough for Su Baihua to eat a pot. 】

When it was Mu Zhiming's turn, she said: "Help the farmer uncle go up the mountain to chop firewood, chop five bundles!"

"This task is okay. Firstly, it can help the farmer uncle, and secondly, it can exercise! The task written by this netizen is great!" Mu Zhining said with a smile.

She was very satisfied with the assignment she got.

[Of course, I am a good person. No matter who gets drawn, this task will be the easiest one! 】

[It’s so simple, you don’t want to die? Pull it out and chop it. 】

[It seems simple, but it is not simple. Just wait and see, Ning Ning will cry to heaven and earth! 】

……

This time it was Chen Muchi who drew the note. He took out a note and said, "Take Grandma Gao's child to the amusement park? Until the child gets tired of playing?"

"What the hell kind of mission is this? If he's not satisfied all the time, why don't we just keep playing with him!"

Gu Chenfeng said to Chen Muchi: "When this child was one year old, her parents died in a car accident. She has been living with her grandmother since she was a child. She has never been to an amusement park. Her grandmother is too old and has no energy to take her there. , so you can just take her to the amusement park to play her favorite projects."

After Gu Chenfeng said this, everyone fell silent. Even Chen Muchi, who had just spoken without thinking, felt that he was sick.

He really deserves to die!

Yiman stood up, took the note and said, "Director, don't worry, the three of us will definitely take her through the entire amusement park until she is satisfied!"

Gu Chenfeng said with satisfaction: "Yi Man is still caring!"

Duan Xunliao sneered coldly, his face full of disdain: "Pretending!"

Yiman: "If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a human being!"

"Don't think that because you are ugly, I don't dare to scold you!"

Duan Xunliao continued: "I say I am taking my children to play, but actually I am going to play by myself. If you don't want to do heavy work, just say so!"

"Children these days are really pretentious. They can't go by themselves, so they still want me to accompany them?"

Chen Muchi stood on Yiman's side this time and got angry: "Duan Xunliao, can you please give me some face? This mission was not written by Yiman, what are you beeping about? Also, this mission was written by me. , what are you beeping about? What do you mean I need you to accompany me? You can go away, who cares about your company? What are you beeping about? "

"It's not her fault that this child was born without parents, but it's your fault that you're here indiscriminately scolding people for their love!"

"If you don't want it, you can donate it to others! Keep it for yourself and waste it."

Duan Xunliao: "You..."

"What are you, you can't even say anything, let alone this mouth!"

Duan Xunliao was so reprimanded by Chen Muchi that he finally shut his mouth.

[Wow, Chen Muchi is a real man, I love him! 】

[He actually helped Yi Man speak. Is this the sun coming out from the west? 】

[Duan Xunliao, what kind of three views are these, my God! A child whose parents died young and wanted to go to an amusement park was called hypocritical. He really deserves to die! 】

[Chen Muchi will be angry because his parents also died young and he was raised by his grandfather, so he must feel the same way. 】

[Oh my god, Duan Xunliao said these words, he really deserves to die! 】

Yiman smiled and said to Duan Xunliao: "Dear, I suggest you receive nine years of compulsory education!"

"When a scum comes out of society, it will do great harm to society! It will hinder the construction of a beautiful China!"

Duan Xunliao: "..."

Duan Xunliao was blushing at the rebuke from the two of them. He was just venting his satisfaction when they jointly attacked him.

They must have done it on purpose, wanting him to embarrass himself on camera.

After Duan Xunliao was settled, Gu Chenfeng said again: "I hope everyone can complete this mission smoothly! Let's go!"

Qi Wei glanced at Yi Man before getting in the car. When he saw that she didn't look over, his eyes darkened, and he got into the driver's seat and drove to the mission destination.

Chen Muchi was driving the car and saw Duan Xunliao sitting in the back seat sulking alone. He sneered: "How did he get into the top position? He's a brainless person."

Yi Man looked forward and responded to him: "He lives a prosperous life, so he certainly can't understand the difficulties of others!"

"This kind of person should wait until he goes to the amusement park and comfort him."

Chen Muchi said dissatisfied: "You still comfort him?"

Yiman smiled evilly: "Comfort, comfort well."

"We can't wrong him~"

Chen Muchi: "..."

There is no hope, but a scum like Duan Xunliao deserves comfort?

Yiman: Comfort is not the other comfort!

When the three of them arrived at Grandma Gao's house, Grandma Gao was sitting at the door.

She looked at Yiman and the others with cloudy eyes and her voice was kind: "Are you here to take my granddaughter to the amusement park?"

Yi Man said gently: "Yes, where is she?"

"She is doing homework in the room! Let me ask her to come out!"

After saying that, Grandma Gao made a move to get up.

Yi Man stopped her in time and said, "Grandma, no need, we can just go in and shout."

"it is good."

Yiman and Chen Muchi entered the house, and Duan Xunliao didn't even get out of the car.

They saw a little girl with two little knots on her head doing her homework.

Yiman walked over and knelt down and said, "Kid, how old are you this year and what's your name?

The little girl put down her pen, turned around and saw two people with bright eyes: "Sister, I am six years old this year, and my name is Shen Chaomu."

"Wow, what a nice name."

Yi Man rua rua rua her hair and said gently: "Then let's clean up and go to the amusement park, okay?"

The little girl said sweetly: "Okay."

After Yi Man took the little girl's hand and went out, she said to Grandma Gao: "We will take good care of her, don't worry!"

"Okay, thank you so much!"

The little girl waved to Grandma Gao sweetly and said, "Grandma, I'm going to play for a while, and I'll be back with you soon!"

Afterwards, the little girl got into the car and sat in the back seat with Yi Man.

Duan Xunliao still had a stinky face. Chen Muchi, who was driving, couldn't help but said, "Can you stop showing a stinky face all day long? Don't scare the children."

Duan Xunliao: "Oh, she is so young, what the hell does she know?"

The little girl's eyes were wide open. After hearing this, she asked Yiman innocently: "Sister, is that uncle in front of you not born to laugh?"

Yiman: "No, he has stinky face syndrome."

"Ah, how pitiful!"

"My older uncle has so many problems with him."

"My Da Huang won't smile when he sees people. Is your uncle also a Da Huang?"

Duan Xunliao: "..."

He's only 26, not 36. He's a stupid girl who doesn't know how to be polite.

Also, who is Rhubarb? You damn girl who doesn't know etiquette, go to the amusement park and scare her, or she won't be able to ride on his head!

[Children, what is rhubarb? 】

[Oops, it must be a dog (dog head)]

[Uncle Duan is a dog, but he is just a licker. He doesn’t like to laugh either. 】