I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

As you can imagine, Duan Xunliao shouted loudly while the roller coaster was running fast, and the crowd below was looking up in Duan Xunliao's direction.

Alas, another pig was killed.

Yiman played the merry-go-round with Shen Chaomu, and while listening to the shouts coming from the distance, Yiman's mood improved unconsciously.

Sure enough, happiness is based on other people's sadness!

Shen Chaomu looked at the fast-moving roller coaster with his big round eyes, and Yiman innocently pointed to Yiman and asked.

"Sister, uncle, spitting bubbles again."

Yiman: "Uncle is a professional performer of popping bubbles!"

"When it comes to blowing bubbles, he dares to be second, but no one dares to be first!"

Shen Chaochao looked admiring: "Wow, uncle is so awesome, he spits bubbles every time, even Xiao Yuer can't spit bubbles like him."

"I will tell my friends when I go to school tomorrow that I saw a very awesome uncle who can blow bubbles while playing games. They will definitely admire me!"

Yiman: "..."

[I’m laughing so hard, I’m blowing bubbles. It seems that Duan Xunliaan is still a mermaid who can spit foam (dog head)]

[Sister Man really asked to leave her job because of HR--she doesn't do human affairs. 】

[While drinking honey water, I suddenly wanted to laugh. Honey water is so funny. 】

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He was so frightened that he was foaming at the mouth. He was indeed not as good at spitting as the fish, because the fish spit out bubbles while he spit out foam.

A harmonious merry-go-round on one side, a deadly roller coaster on the other.

Chen Muchi looked at Gagale.

He never imagined that Duan Xunliao, a stupid and brainless person, would be deceived and unable to find out.

Alas, he didn't enjoy any of the exciting items in the amusement park today, so he couldn't even think about going back to the B&B.

Another live broadcast room.

Su Qingqing carried a pesticide bucket on her back and sprayed it while walking hard in the vegetable field.

She showed a generous and decent smile while squirting, so she couldn't lose her image in front of the camera.

She also secretly boasted that it was not difficult to spread the medicine, which also showed her hard-working image.

She smiled at the camera.

"It's not difficult to spray pesticides, but it's just a bit tiring. But no matter how hard you work, you'll reap the rewards. It's much better than taking the children to play."

"It's not easy for a farmer uncle. I want to finish this area." Su Qingqing pointed to the room-sized vegetable tunnel in front of her.

[Wow, Qingqing is so awesome, she spreads pesticides so professionally! 】

[Qing Qing is working hard, while the vase is playing with the children. Comparing people to each other makes people angry. 】

[I don’t know what the program team is thinking. Qingqing is so gentle and she is more suitable for taking children to play. The program team is just blind and let a rude vase take care of the children. Don’t they want her to lead bad children? 】

[Oh my God, Su Qingqing is a faucet. The pesticides are falling out as they are sprayed, and the pesticides are about to overflow into the Pacific Ocean. 】

[Brainless fans are so sour, Lemon Spirit is reincarnated. 】

[If you are willing to spend some time getting to know Su Qingqing, you will find that it took you some time. 】

……

An Xiaozhi enjoyed it, he was very interested in new things.

At this time, Su Qingqing finished spreading the vegetables in the room-sized vegetable patch, and she staggered over to face An Xiaozhi.

"Xiao Zhi, I've finished sprinkling it, do you need me to help you sprinkle it?"

An Xiaozhi looked at the five acres of cabbage field with doubts in his eyes.

How did she spill five acres so quickly?

So he asked: "Sister Qingqing, are you sure you have finished sprinkling the five acres?"

Su Qingqing's smile froze, and she asked in disbelief: "Isn't it five meters?"

An Xiaozhi: "Sister Qingqing, are you hallucinating? Before departure, Director Gu clearly told us that it was five acres."

"Tell us a lesson: Don't play with your phone when your boss is talking."

"As long as you have some ability, it doesn't mean you have no ability at all."

Su Qingqing: "..."

After speaking, An Xiaozhi realized that he had said the wrong thing, and he quickly apologized: "Sister Qingqing, I'm still young, do you mind?"

Su Qingqing smiled: "Haha, how could that be?"

"But, Xiaozhi, my stomach hurts a little, so these five acres can you..."

When An Xiao heard this, his eyes became anxious. Su Qingqing saw this and was instantly proud.

Children are children, and they will believe it after a few words. Let you, a fool, finish all the five acres of cabbage field, and let her go back to the B&B to enjoy herself.

An Xiaozhi said in a very serious tone: "Sister Qingqing, are you pretending to have a stomachache?"

"I'm only 19 years old. Sister, don't think I'm young. I'm no longer a three-year-old kid. Don't lie to me."

"Sister Man, you told me before you set off that you didn't have everything, and you could also commit fraud. What Sister Man said was indeed correct."

[An Xiaozhi, you have nothing, you are still sick! 】

[Didn’t you see that Qingqing’s face is already pale? She has a stomachache at first glance. She is young and short-sighted. 】

[Qingqing is so pitiful. She just sprayed the medicine for so long and now she still has a stomachache. The male guest still doesn't care. It's really heartbreaking. 】

[Blinded fanboys, when Su Baihua ran to An Xiaozhi just now, she was soaring. She didn’t know she had a stomachache, and thought she was Bolt turning on the motor. 】

【Paled face? Are you kidding me? Do you really think you are awesome by spreading five meters? 】

[This makes me laugh so hard. Su Baihua just wants to be lazy and leave the five acres of cabbage field to An Xiaozhi and go back to the B&B to eat, drink and have fun. I saw her face was rosy and I thought she was about to give birth. 】

……

Su Qingqing: "..."

It was this bitch Yiman who was brainwashing An Xiaozhi again. In the past, An Xiaozhi put her first and would consider her in everything. How could it become like this now?

It must be that bitch Yiman who didn't like her, so she brainwashed the male guests to make them dislike her.

An Xiaozhi ignored her and concentrated on spreading the medicine. Gradually, he got farther and farther away from Su Qingqing. Su Qingqing was still gnashing her teeth and her eyes were filled with hatred.

She was so angry that she accidentally tripped over herself and fell to the cabbage floor. She was carrying a medicine bucket behind her, which still contained medicine. , very weird.

Today, Su Qingqing happened to be wearing a green raincoat to prevent pesticides from leaking out and contaminating her clothes. This outfit just matched the scene where she was on her hands and knees.

She also wanted to save face and establish a strong and unyielding spirit in front of her fans, so she didn't call An Xiaozhi for help, nor did she allow the cameraman to pull her up. So she acted like a bastard on the ground for ten full minutes.

It successfully entertained the netizens in the live broadcast room.

[I got excited and saw that Su Qingqing had turned into a bastard, with a human face and a ghost heart! 】

[Lying on the ground and pretending to be a bastard, I laughed. 】

[Su Baihua, wipe your butt with the window screen and show your hand. 】

[Wu Jing stepped on Jay Chou - so wonderful. 】

[Su Baihua, this heifer, goes to the Antarctic—it’s so awesome. 】

[Su Yangyang farted like a fox—both foreign and coquettish]

[I can find all the comments in the comment area, but I can’t find the target. 】

[Upstairs, you are offended, we are just netizens. 】

……

Finally, Su Qingqing relied on her own efforts to stand up after rolling onto her side. In fact, she could roll over and stand up at the beginning, but she was blinded by the image and did not think of anything else.

She stood up and said weakly in front of the camera: "Oh, the ground here is so slippery that I fell. Fortunately, I didn't spill the potion."

"oops."

Su Qingqing fell to the ground, clutching her ankles and sobbing loudly.

"Ah! My feet hurt so much. What should I do? There are still five acres of cabbage fields to be sprinkled, but my feet..."

"Ouch, it hurts, hmm~"

Su Qingqing was on the ground, clutching her ankles with a look of pain on her face. If she hadn't been screaming while clutching her ankles, she would have thought she was performing the 18th Ban.

[The rippling look on Su Baihua’s face made me think that something was wrong with her. 】

[Is she in pain or comfortable? I, a junior college student, don’t understand, so an undergraduate will explain it. 】

[Undergraduate medical student, she was diagnosed with terminal mental illness and should be locked up immediately. 】

[Qingqing’s appearance when she fell was still so beautiful, so gentle, and so arrogant. She is indeed my goddess. 】

[Um... Raincoat Madam is so beautiful? goddess? He is really an old lady climbing stairs - she can't even do it without support. 】

Su Qingqing was still howling. An Xiaozhi heard the sound and saw Su Qingqing's hair rippling on the ground... Several black lines flashed across his forehead.

"Xiao Zhi~ It hurts so much~ Hmm~"

"Please help me~um~it hurts~"

An Xiaozhi: "..."

Everyone in the live broadcast room: "..."

What Su Qingqing didn't expect was that An Xiaozhi would do this.