I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

"Is everyone here? Hey, where did Duan Xunliao go?"

Yiman raised her hand and replied: "Duan Xunliao is doubting whether he is alive in the room, or we shouldn't wait for him."

Gu Chenfeng: "That's okay."

He continued: "Originally, everyone took a week's rest after recording this episode, but there is an annual harvest festival coming soon!"

"So, everyone divided into groups to prepare a program for the villagers."

"It's also a matter of drawing lots to form a team."

Gu Chenfeng coughed again and said, "Two new guests will arrive tomorrow, so we will have no tasks tomorrow."

"So, tomorrow we will draw lots to form teams and welcome new members. Everyone, go to bed early tonight!"

"good night!"

After saying that, Gu Chenfeng left in a hurry.

Tomorrow's guest is a big shot, as good as Qi Wei, so we have to go down and make arrangements, and we can't neglect him.

Everyone was tired and went back to their rooms to rest.

When Yi Man stood up and wanted to go back to her room, Qi Wei stopped her. He signaled the cameraman to turn off the camera and then said, "Duan Xunliao didn't do anything to you at the amusement park today, did he?"

"Yes, I have!"

Qi Wei asked nervously: "Is he harassing you?"

Yi Man shook his head and said, "No, does it count if he said some greasy words?"

Qi Wei's expression froze: "That's it. I thought he was saying bad words to you."

Yiman said with a smile: "The haunted house is enough for him to remember for a lifetime."

"If I don't go crazy, he won't have a long memory. After I went crazy, my aunt became much smoother."

"Stop talking, I'm so sleepy."

"I like to sleep, it feels like I'm at peace with myself."

"Good night."

Qi Wei: "..."

Qi Wei: "Good night."

……

In the early morning, when the sky was slightly bright, Gu Chenfeng played the most dazzling ethnic style on the first floor and went to prepare to welcome the new guests.

Except for Yiman, all the guests dressed up and went downstairs. Yiman was still sleeping soundly on the bed.

"Where's Yiman? Why don't you come down yet? The sun is shining on your butt."

"The new guests are almost here, and she's still sleeping."

Qi Wei glanced at the door upstairs and said, "She was too tired yesterday. Let her sleep for a while."

Duan Xunliao snorted coldly: "Tired? Ha, yesterday she pretended to be a dozen types of ghosts to scare me, why didn't she feel tired?"

“If I hadn’t used Weibo, I would still be in the dark!

"This vicious woman!"

"I had a nightmare last night, but she slept like a pig!"

Su Qingqing pretended to know only now and exclaimed: "Ah, no, could it be a misunderstanding? Manman can't be that bad!"

Duan Xunliao: "That's her. This woman is not enough to seduce me, she also scares me! Is such a woman qualified to stay in the entertainment industry?"

"Such women lower the standard of the entertainment industry!"

A flash of deep meaning flashed in Su Qingqing's eyes and she comforted him softly: "Xunliao, if I were in the same group as you, you wouldn't have suffered such grievances. In the end, it's still my fault."

Duan Xunliao felt distressed and comforted her: "Qingqing, it's not your fault, it's Yiman's fault. If it weren't for her, you wouldn't be bullied by An Xiaozhi. If it were me, I would never let you be wronged!"

Theatergoer: "..."

An Xiaozhi: "?"

[Come on, what kind of divine love is this? They are a match made in heaven. 】

[Knocking on CP can ground you, but you can’t knock on the underworld. 】

[Ah, someone is really knocking me. That’s great. I keep knocking and flirting. Everyone, hurry up and get into the trap. 】

[My life span may be shortened by thirty years if I look at this pair of CPs. 】

He didn't seem to say anything. Why did it involve him?

It was obvious that Su Qingqing wanted to be lazy, directed and acted by herself, and wanted to bite him back. If he hadn't been able to identify green tea, she would have been blackmailed by her.

Mu Zhining rolled her eyes at him and said in a disgusted tone: "Huh, I thought it was a person running when I saw the video, but I thought it was a plucked rooster running wildly."

Duan Xunliao: "..."

"If it weren't for Yi Man, I wouldn't have known that you were covered in white, like a white chicken. It's eye-catching."

Qi Wei: "..."

Duan Xunliao scolded her: "Mu Zhiming, you don't have anything to do here, what sense of presence are you looking for?"

Mu Zhining leaned on the sofa with her arms linked and glanced at him coldly, her tone even more disgusting: "Yi Man is my friend, it's nothing for you to help your friend speak, right? What sense of presence are you looking for?"

"You're so self-righteous that you're dead, but you still think you can fly a plane in the sea."

Duan Xunliao: "..."

An Xiaozhi secretly gave Mu Zhining a thumbs up.

Mu Zhining finally smiled disdainfully at Duan Xunliao: "When it comes to big noses, women are better than women. If you weren't a woman, would you have been born?"

"Also, use a ruler to measure to see if it's a finger long, and then let Niubi coax it."

Duan Xunliao: "..."

[Ning Ning, you can say this. 】

[Looks like I found something interesting. 】

[Don't say it, you really don't say it, I didn't see it when I was running. 】

[Could it be the script? How could the female guest confront the male guest? Shouldn't the female guest have to obey the male guest? Without the male guest, will the female guest's task be successfully completed? 】

[Shun your mother, your uncle, your aunt. Go back to the Qing Dynasty, you can't survive in the 21st century. 】

[Ouch, a man from the Qing Dynasty came out, and he is still a charming man and woman. It is really a pity that you don't become Duan Xunliao. You are not professional. 】

……

"Shut up, can you speak? If you can't speak, please shut up."

Mu Zhining: "Hehe...hehehe...hehehehehe..."

Duan Xunliao: "..."

Su Qingqing gently pressed Duan Xunliao's trembling hand: "Xunliao, Ningning didn't mean it. She was just talking to Manman. Don't blame her."

When Su Qingqing said this, Duan Xunliao became even more angry: "It's because she spoke for Yi Man that I blame her!"

"A woman can only talk back. In ancient times, if you talked back to a man, your tongue would be pulled out."

"If it weren't for modern times, I would have pulled out your tongue."

Mu Zhining's face turned cold: "What did you say? Say it again?"

"I said, pull out your tongue."

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a bang, which shocked everyone present.

Mu Zhining took off her shoe and threw it at Duan Xunliao's face. Duan Xunliao didn't react before the shoe was thrown right in his face.

"Duan Xunliao, shut up, what about us women? We don't need you as a man to tell us what to do here!"

"If it weren't for the camera, I would slap your face with my shoe!"

"You're crazy, crazy woman."

Mu Zhining became even more angry: "Who are you talking about? Say it again."

Mu Zhining ran over, took off her other shoe like crazy and slapped Duan Xunliao's body frantically.

Duan Xunliao ran while Mu Zhining ran behind, holding up her shoes.

"Stop, Mad, if I don't beat you to death today, my surname will not be Mu!"

Duan Xunliao said fiercely while running: "Crazy woman."

"Ah, Duan Xunliao, go to hell!"

Mu Zhining threw the shoe, and it hit Duan Xunliao's face with a loud bang, leaving a red mark.

"Hahahaha, you deserve it, you stinky man."

"An Xiaozhi, let me go, I'm going to beat him to death!"

An Xiaozhi stopped Mu Zhining, who was showing his teeth and claws, and said, "Calm down, just for a moment, okay?"

The lobby on the first floor was in chaos.

"It seems I came at the wrong time."

The sound came from the door, and everyone looked towards the door.