I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

Yiman found Duan Xunliao in a relatively bright room. The moment Duan Xunliao saw Yiman, he cried loudly in front of Yiman without any worries.

"Yi Man, you finally found me. You don't even know how miserable I was being chased by ghosts!"

"The moment I saw you appear, it was as if you were an angel!"

[One second, a woman is pretentious, and the next second, you are an angel. 】

[Duan Xunliao was so frightened that he called Sister Man an angel. 】

[Imagine a streaking man bursting into tears while praising Sister Man as an angel. 】

[What Duan Xunliao doesn’t know is that the culprit who causes him psychological shadow is Sister Man. 】

……

Yiman laughed secretly in her heart, and said coldly on the surface: "I found the key, let's go out."

"Okay, okay, I can't stand this damn place anymore! Ooooooh."

Duan Xunliao nodded crazily, wishing he could take him away from this ghost place immediately.

He said as he followed Yi Man: "I have nothing to wear."

"As long as your butt is not bare."

"But it's embarrassing."

Yiman curled her lips indifferently from the front: "What are you afraid of? Photographer Fu has disappeared long ago, and netizens can't see your funny shirtless look."

Duan Xunliao covered his chest: "You said it makes sense."

"Do you want me to block it for you?"

Duan Xunliao sent another good guy card to Yiman, and he looked like the silly son of a landlord: "You are quite a nice person, hehehehe."

Yi Man hurriedly took a look at Duan Xunliao's appearance without noticing.

A few minutes later, Yiman used the key to open the exit. The moment the two of them appeared under the sun, Duan Xunliao suddenly burst into tears.

"I'm finally out. If I come to this ghost amusement park again, I'm not a human being!"

Yiman said calmly: "You are not a human being in the first place."

Duan Xunliao: "..."

He's already pitiful enough, and you pour oil into the pot. Woohoo.

Duan Xunliao bought a random set of clothes in the amusement park, put them on, and went to find Chen Muchi with Yiman.

While Chen Muchi was staring at his phone and laughing, Yiman and Duan Xunliao came over, and he hurriedly put away his phone.

After Shen Chaomu saw Yi Man come back, he used his short legs to grab Yi Man's soft thigh and said, "Sister, you are finally back."

Yiman picked up Shen Chaomu and asked, "Did you have fun?"

"happy."

"Brother took me to have fun."

"Sister, can we go home? I miss grandma."

Yiman: "Okay, go back now."

After the four people got in the car, Chen Muchi drove back.

He saw Duan Xunliao's frightened look in the rearview mirror, and he grinned unabashedly to the back of his head.

Alas, don’t mess with Yiman from now on, I’m afraid I’ll run naked in a haunted house one day.

It's up to Duan Xunliao to make a fool of himself. He has no shame anyway.

A professional who makes a fool of himself.

After sending Shen Chaomu home, the three of them returned to the B&B.

Duan Xunliao's face turned blue and he immediately went upstairs and entered the room and closed the door tightly.

Yiman sat on the sofa and took out her phone to scroll through Weibo. When she saw that the hot searches were all Duan Xunliao's videos of being chased by ghosts, the smile that Yiman had been holding back all day was finally released.

"Big idiot, this is a big idiot! Hahaha."

Gaga said with a bit of fun: "Duan Xunliao will soon know that you are teasing him. Let's see how you end it!"

Yi Man relaxed and leaned back on the sofa and said, "Why are you panicking? If you refuse to admit it, he doesn't dare to do anything to me."

"Besides, this little fool is emo in the room right now."

"As expected, you can't mess with women, otherwise you'll get depressed."

"I kind of feel sorry for him."

Yi Man chuckled and said, "Who do you blame for being a bitch? Do you blame me for not being clear-headed? Do you blame me for liking to be a monster? Do you blame yourself for thinking you have a greasy head? Do you blame yourself for being incompetent and having only one mouth to beep?"

"So, think twice before doing something instead of being reckless like a pig."

Gaga was so reprimanded that she immediately shut her mouth.

Yiman thought of something and doubted: "Are you speaking for Duan Xunliao? Are you blaming me for going too far?"

quack:"……"

As long as he keeps his mouth shut, nothing will happen to him.

"bake."

Gaga was so excited that he immediately begged for mercy: "Host, I was wrong. I shouldn't have spoken for an oil barrel. I was blind. Don't roast me."

"My whole body is covered in oil, it doesn't taste good, woo woo woo."

"The main system probably also wants to eat roast duck."

quack:?_?

"Yi Man, you are so fast."

Mu Zhining walked in and said.

After Yiman cut off the call with Gaga, he responded to her: "You too."

"Yi Man, when I was chopping firewood, I grabbed a spicy stick and she was weak at me."

Yiman: "Illusion."

"Really, it smiled at me."

"illusion."

Mu Zhining: "..."

[Ning Ning: You two might as well call it hallucination and misunderstanding. 】

[Ning Ning: No one believes me, who knows! 】

[Ning Ning: I’m so tired, I want to sell Sister Man and Qi Film Emperor together. 】

[Can I go home with you if I pay fifty cents? 】

Mu Zhining: "Qi Wei said it was an illusion, you said it was an illusion, I have lost consciousness."

Qi Wei also walked in. He glanced at Yi Man calmly, then sat not far from her, glancing at her from time to time.

Well, the expressions are the same as usual, it seems that they have not rekindled their old feelings.

At this time, Su Qingqing and An Xiaozhi walked in together. Su Qingqing's face was dark and her eyes were cold.

An Xiaozhi lay carelessly on the sofa and said, "I'm so tired."

"It's so tiring to work for the first time."

An Xiaozhi looked at Su Qingqing and said, "Sister Qingqing, please sit down. Stop standing. You're so tired."

Su Qingqing clenched her fists with both hands, a look of hatred on her face.

Tired, she was the most tired today. No matter what she did, An Xiaozhi, the Thousand Swordsman, would rather watch her do it than help her.

She would just sit around doing nothing, and sometimes make mean remarks to ridicule her! (No)

Fortunately, she still regarded him as a younger brother, but she didn't expect him to be a white-eyed wolf.

So she glanced at the camera, a hint of malice flashing in her eyes.

"My feet still hurt, and it will hurt even more when I sit down. I also spread over three acres of land without even taking a break."

[Wow, Qingqing is so awesome and hard-working. Even though her feet hurt, she still spills the potion. Who else in the entertainment industry is more dedicated than Qingqing! 】

[Qingqing is the best in the entertainment industry. She was disliked by the male guests and insisted on finishing the potion. We should regard her as a role model! 】

[An Xiaozhi is not a man. Didn't he see that Qingqing's feet really hurt? He still looked on indifferently and didn't help her up. His quality is really poor. 】

……

"It's okay to be tired in the vegetable field. Although my feet hurt a lot, I still insisted on finishing the sprinkling without any help."

After saying that, he pretended to wipe away his tears.

"I'm sorry. I was crying with joy. I completed the task without any help. I'm proud of myself. You don't need to comfort me."

[Um... I asked why it was raining. It turned out to be Su Baihua who made me speechless. 】

[Did Su Baihua work as a sewing machine in her last life? Then she could pull and step on it. 】

[Haha, it’s great to be confident. 】

[Yeah, you're awesome! 】

Everyone: "..."

Nothing special, just human characteristics.

"Sister Qingqing, are you afraid that everyone will know that you are in the vegetable patch with sore feet?"

First blood!

"Are you still angry about pretending to be a bastard on the ground?"

Double kill!

Su Qingqing: "..."

"But after I finished spraying, I wanted to help you, but you refused. You said I didn't need to pity you, and you even cried at that time."

Triple kill!

"Also, when you trampled all the vegetables in the vegetable field and wanted to pay for it, you cried again. The director paid the compensation."

Quadra kill!

Su Qingqing: "..."

"Finally, Sister Qingqing, I am only 19 years old. Please stop acting inappropriately for children."

Penta kill!

【】

[Is that you, the sixth one? 】

[Xiao Bao, I’m stunned! 】

[It is not good to say these words to female guests, as it affects the public image. (passerby)]

[Isn’t it bad to do these things to male guests? Affect network cleanliness. (passerby)]

[It’s so funny, Su Baihua’s idiot fan pretends to be a passerby and tries to trick the passerby’s values. Who in a normal sense would be a fan of Su Qingqing~]

Everyone: "?"

Any melons?

Mu Zhining had an idea and hurriedly went to Weibo to search for Su Qingqing's live broadcast.

A search revealed a lot.

After Mu Zhiming read it...

Speechless is Chopin tonight.

After Hong Shixian came, he would always say: You are so coquettish~

Su Qingqing said vaguely: "I...just have pain in my feet...I will definitely make mistakes when I work..."

Mu Zhining said quietly: "When I stepped on the bug, I almost jumped up to the sky and stood side by side with the sun. I didn't notice the pain in my feet."

"There are people who want to be lazy but are not lazy. Instead, they rely on Xiaozhi. They are shameless to the extreme."

Mu Zhining added: "You don't have to be pitiful. Men may fall for what you do, but the majority of female college students will not."

Su Qingqing clutched her clothes tightly and stood there aggrievedly, her eyes burning.

Qi Wei glanced at her and said with a cold tone: "Don't cry, we are not dead yet."

Su Qingqing suddenly held back the tears she had just shed.

[Things that you don’t know about yourself are useless even if you look in the mirror. They will only cry. 】

[After a minute of absence, Sister Su started crying again~ Look, it’s our fault after all. 】

[Xiao Bao: So it’s just me worrying about everything. 】

[It’s okay to be old, why bother crying to death? 】

[What’s wrong with you? Are you all possessed by Sister Lin? 】

At this time, Gu Chenfeng hurried over and announced an explosive news.