I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

"With Teacher Yi and Teacher Gao joining this team, it becomes more like a team!"

When Yiman heard this, she beamed with joy.

"A sin."

Gu Chenfeng: "?"

"Oh, we weren't a team before they came, we were..."

"Ning Ning shouted our slogan!"

The two held hands and raised their hands and shouted in unison: "We are the mother of Ultraman, the best of Ultraman!"

Gu Chenfeng: "..."

"you……"

The veins on Chen Muchi's forehead rolled a few times: "Director, please leave them alone and announce the mission."

Gu Chenfeng sighed and said, "Today, we are going to interview passers-by on the street!"

"Let's have an interaction with passers-by, and then we'll discuss the harvest festival performance!"

"Teacher Yi and Teacher Gao can't get away, so they won't participate in today's mission!"

"understand?"

Yiman raised her head and looked at him seriously: "Any questions?"

Gu Chenfeng nodded: "Of course."

Finally, the eight people headed to their destination.

Su Qingqing and Duan Xunliao were in a car. After the camera was turned off, Su Qingqing asked: "Xunliao, can you help me with something?"

Duan Xunliao said happily: "Of course, you know, I like you."

Su Qingqing made an unexpected move and then said: "You should pursue Yiman again. Although you have broken off the engagement, I think Yiman is playing tricks on you just to attract your attention. She must still like you. She’s just pretending.”

Duan Xunliao frowned, his expression very reluctant: "Qingqing, the person I like is you, you want to push me to other women?"

"Xunliao, you chased her and dumped her after you had enough fun, and then bought a hot search to say that she seduced you, ruining her reputation. Xunliao, I have been wronged every day since I came on this show. If you If you don’t help me, no one will really help me!”

Duan Xunliao said sadly: "But I like..."

"Xunliao, I know what you're thinking, so since you like me, then you have to do something meaningful for me!"

Su Qingqing's eyes sparkled with tears like stars, and her teeth bit her red lips slightly, making people feel pity involuntarily.

Duan Xunliao agreed with a soft heart.

Su Qingqing taught some tips on chasing girls, and the two of them plotted in the car how to deceive Yiman.

Yiman and Qiwei on the other side wore masks and got out of the car. Yiman took a microphone, and her eyes were already picking out prey.

Yiman caught an aunt and said, "Hello, we are interviewing on the street. Can I ask you a question?"

The aunt grinned with big white teeth and waved her hand casually: "Ask me anything!"

Yiman curved her lower lip under the mask: "Excuse me, what is not illegal to steal?"

The aunt blurted out confidently: "It's not illegal to steal anything, just have an affair."

[The world is awake, this aunt. 】

[Sister Man, has she met her opponent? The opponent is even more outrageous than her. 】

[In today's society, cheating is indeed not illegal, but it lacks character and moral sentiment. 】

Yiman: "?"

This is different from what she imagined!

next.

Yiman found a young man and asked, "Do you think you will be abducted by aliens?"

The young man rubbed his nose and smiled sheepishly: "Aliens may not pick out defective products."

Yiman: "..."

Next time, no one will answer normally.

Yiman found another beautiful little girl and asked: "After using the toilet, should you wipe with your right hand or your left hand?"

The little beauty thought for a moment, covered her mouth and laughed, "I'll wipe it with my left and right hands."

"Pfft."

Yiman endured it all the way and couldn't hold back her laughter anymore.

Damn it, she didn't expect this street interview to be so fun.

So Yiman found the fun of catching people and asking them weird things.

Yi Man asked an old lady.

"May I ask what your wife's occupation is?"

The old lady smiled kindly: "My husband used to be a TV host, but now he's gone. Now is the happiest time. The annoying guy has gone to the world over there, hahahahaha."

"I am currently experiencing the happiest moment of my life, hahahahahaha."

Yiman: "..."

[I can’t help but laugh, grandma still has to be grandma. 】

[I don’t know why I am very happy for my grandma because she is out of misery. 】

[My grandma was a victim of domestic violence all her life because of my grandfather. When my grandpa was born, my grandma said she was relieved. 】

【hug you. 】

Grandma still needs grandma, she is willing to give in!

On the other side, the interview between Duan Xunliao and Su Qingqing was not so smooth.

Duan Xunliao found a handsome guy to interview. Because he saw the handsome guy riding a bicycle, he felt disgusted, so he intentionally or unintentionally made things difficult for him during the interview.

"Excuse me, how old are you this year?"

The handsome guy replied in a firm tone: "35 years old."

"If you are 35 years old and live in the city, everyone else will drive a Mercedes-Benz or a BMW. Why are you riding a shared bicycle?"

The handsome guy's face darkened and he asked in a cold tone: "How old are you?"

Duan Xunliao smiled confidently: "25 years old."

"There are people in their twenties having sex, why don't you go have sex?"

Duan Xunliao: "..."

[Fuck, this handsome guy draws inferences from one example. 】

[Is Duan Xunliao sick? This is how he asked the question? 】

[He is missing his cerebellum. 】

After Duan Xunliao hit the steel plate, he looked for the next person.

"Now more and more people are posting photos of their abs. What do you think?"

The little beauty thought about it seriously and finally said, "Well... watch it again and again."

Duan Xunliao: "Ah?"

The little beauty affirmed: "Watch it again and again! Like it!"

Duan Xunliao: "..."

[Who doesn’t like to see the abs of handsome guys, except Duan Xunliao’s abs. 】

[Duan Xunliao’s abdominal muscles are not muscles, they are cut into pieces. 】

[Why did he ask this question? To show off? 】

The interviews with the rest of the people went fairly smoothly, and every passerby’s answer was very interesting.

Yiman immediately fell in love with the fun of this interview. During this period, some fans recognized her and took several photos with her.

Finally, the eight people returned to the B&B in a hurry.

They told Gu Chenfeng the interesting things about the interview, and Gu Chenfeng said: "There will be an event later to help the farmer uncle go to the mountain to pick mushrooms, and you want to sell these mushrooms through live broadcast. Who can Whoever sells more can go to the arcade for a day tomorrow, and the program group will cover all the expenses!"

Yiman looked at Gu Chenfeng with some deep meaning: "Director Gu, are you finally a human being?"

Gu Chenfeng: "Shut up, I have always been a human being, and you still have to say it!"

"Stop talking nonsense, you all go pick mushrooms for me."

Yiman and Qiwei entered Qiwei's room. Yiman sighed when she saw the clean and tidy bed: "Wow, it's so clean and tidy. My bed looks like a doghouse."

"It's so insulting that I live in a doghouse even though I'm a human being."

"Hey, gloves."

Qi Wei gave Yiman a new pair of gloves and said.

Yi Man smiled and said, "Thanks."

……

The eight people went up the mountain to pick mushrooms in a hurry. Except for Su Qingqing, who wore a skirt, the other girls wore casual clothes for convenience.

Su Qingqing was still wearing a pair of small high heels, twisting and turning on the way up the mountain, but her expression looked stubborn.

The others went up the mountain easily and started picking mushrooms, but she was still climbing up slowly. Duan Xunliao went over to help her, and Su Qingqing showed gratitude.