I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations
Chapter 42 The hero and heroine both sit on the branch of a tree
Yiman used the magic speed technique to pick more mushrooms than anyone else, and went to another place to pick them within a minute.
Instead, Su Qingqing complained of back pain after picking a few pills. In fact, she just wanted to be lazy.
Su Qingqing winked at Duan Xunliao, and Duan Xunliao walked straight to Yi Man and said, "Yi Man, let me help you!"
Yiman picked mushrooms and ignored him.
Duan Xunliao continued: "Yiman, take a rest and I'll pick it up!"
Yi Man gave him a look of disgust and said, "Go back to where you came from."
Duan Xunliao said angrily: "I don't know what is good or bad."
Yiman didn't reply to him, thinking he was farting.
At this time, Su Qingqing weakly walked over to grab Yiman's bag, but unexpectedly, Yiman ducked and avoided her.
Su Qingqing's eyes turned cold, and she stepped forward again and said, "Yi Man, you've been picking for so long, just let Xun Liao help you, and you can rest for a while."
After saying that, Su Qingqing moved to pull Yiman's bag of mushrooms. Unexpectedly, Yiman pulled and Su Qingqing slipped and fell to the ground.
So, Su Qingqing looked at Yi Man with disbelief and said, "Yi Man, why are you pushing me? I just want you to have a rest. Is that wrong?"
"Madam!" Yi Man said with a flash of impatience on his face.
[Su Qingqing started acting like a monster. 】
[Sister Man withdrew her bag because she fell down on purpose to blackmail Sister Man. 】
[The epileptic father and the epileptic woman. 】
It just so happens that the system has released a task.
Ding dong.
Your mission has arrived. The hostess is doing something to hurt you. Please teach the host a lesson in time. After completing the mission, you will get 3000 sand sculpture value and an invincible Pegasus leg card.
After Yiman responded with consciousness, she looked at Su Qingqing who was carelessly doing so.
Su Qingqing saw that Yi Man didn't care, so she spoke even louder: "Yi Man, I'm kind enough to help you, why are you pushing me?"
Su Qingqing's pig-like squealing attracted the rest of the people. When Qiwei saw Su Qingqing sitting on the ground shouting at the top of her lungs, she said with a cold face: "Come back and scream when you are crying, it's annoying."
Su Qingqing looked strong but aggrieved: "Qiwei, Yiman pushed me. I want to help her pick mushrooms and she doesn't want to push me!"
"I know, Yi Man may not have done it on purpose, but my starting point is good!"
Qi Wei stared at her with his deep eyes, which turned dark and dangerous. He glanced at her again and said slowly: "It's normal for a person like you to say such things!"
"It's only those of us who are abnormal who say normal things!"
Su Qingqing's face immediately turned pale, and she immediately became pitiful: "Qiwei, that's not the case. It's Yiman's fault for pushing me. Why are you still scolding me?"
"Are you that partial?"
Qi Wei narrowed his black eyes, a dangerous light flashed under his eyes, and his voice was cold: "Don't call me by my full name, I find it disgusting."
After saying that, Qi Wei took Yi Man's wrist and prepared to leave.
Seeing this, Su Qingqing got up from the ground and tightly grabbed Yi Man's sleeves, playing the role of stubbornness just right.
"Yi Man, don't leave. Give me an explanation. At least you have to apologize to me!"
Duan Xunliao also echoed: "Yes, apologize quickly. Qingqing is so kind, why did you push her so cruelly!"
Yiman laughed leisurely, her little face filled with wanton interest.
Suddenly, she put away her interest, waved her hand and gave Su Qingqing a big showdown.
He added coldly: "Madam, you have affected my IQ."
"I won't slap you. I'm sorry for your disgusted eyes."
[Family, are you happy? Can you relieve your anger? 】
[It’s great, but I feel sorry for Sister Man’s little hands. 】
[Why am I not in there? I still want to give her some big tricks! 】
Su Qingqing covered her red cheeks, tears flowing down like pearls.
When Su Qingqing cried, Duan Xunliao felt extremely distressed. He gritted his teeth and said, "Yiman, you are seeking death."
As he said this, he wanted to slap Yi Man on the face.
After Yiman told the system to use the invincible powerful card. Yiman grabbed Duan Xunliao's dog paw without fear and pressed it gently, causing Duan Xunliao to make a sound like a killing pig.
Mu Zhining and the others took a breath, but they soon felt relieved in their hearts.
Su Qingqing also panicked after seeing this. She stamped her feet angrily and said, "Yi Man, please let go of Xunliao!"
"If you want to hit me, hit me. Don't hurt Xun Liao!"
"Snapped."
[Sister Man: This is the first time I see this unreasonable request. 】
[If I hit you, I’ll hit you. We still have to choose a day! 】
[Sister Man is still too kind, how could she just slap her twice and punch her in the stomach. 】
Su Qingqing's face suddenly had a slap mark, and she stared at Yi Man again with disbelief.
"I will satisfy your unreasonable request and beat you. It's just a matter of convenience!"
Su Qingqing: "..."
Yiman slowly raised her lips and smiled, and the strength of her grip on Duan Xunliao's hand also increased. Duan Xunliao wanted to break free, but found that Yiman seemed to weigh a thousand pounds. No matter how he broke free, Yiman remained motionless. , but his wrist hurt more and more.
Yiman's eyes turned cold, and she grabbed Duan Xunliao's wrist and broke it hard.
Click.
Dislocated.
"Scream, no matter how loud you are, no one will come to save you!"
"Click."
Another sound.
Duan Xunliao's entire arm drooped and was completely dislocated.
Yiman sneered, grabbed Duan Xunliao's shirt with one hand, and raised it high. Duan Xunliao's 1.8-meter tall man was lifted high by Yiman.
Yiman's eyes flashed with amusement, and with a slight throw, Duan Xunliao was thrown onto the tree branch by Yiman, just hitting the chicken door.
Click.
It looks like the egg shell has cracked.
[Hiss, it hurts to hear it, but it feels so good! 】
[Is Sister Man finally going back to the era of breaking iron pots in her chest? 】
[The last time Yiman was treated like a flying cake by Sister Man at the beach, it was probably Duan Xunliao. 】
[Upstairs, you have told the truth. 】
Yi Man slowly looked at Su Qingqing, her eyes flashed coldly. Su Qingqing noticed something was wrong and wanted to turn around and run away.
Unexpectedly, Yi Man grabbed her skirt and gently threw it again, throwing Su Qingqing onto another tree branch. Her skirt happened to be buckled on the tree branch. From a distance, it looked like she was hanging.
Ding dong, the host's mission has been completed.
Yiman looked at his work and smiled with satisfaction: "Oh, I am finally clean, Amitabha!"
Qi Wei: "..."
He saw with his own eyes the birth of a powerful female warrior. How about helping her sign up for a star sports competition? She would definitely win the championship.
Seeing Qi Wei staring at her in a daze, Yiman asked curiously: "Did it scare you?"
"No, are you interested in participating in the Star Games? Your hands are so strong, you will definitely win the championship."
"How much is the championship prize?"
Yi Man rubbed her palms and asked with bright eyes.
"Half a million!"
Yi Man exclaimed: "There are so many, sign up, you sign up for me! I will share the 50 cents registration fee with you as a bonus!"
So, Qiwei took out his mobile phone and actually reported to Yiman for the annual celebrity sports meeting.
After registering his name, Qi Wei pointed to the two people hanging on the tree and asked, "What should we do with them?"
"What else can I do? Just have it cold."
"Let's go? Let's continue picking mushrooms."
"it is good."
The director team had a headache just looking at the two people hanging on the tree. They called Gu Chenfeng and asked, "Director Gu, do you need to put those two pigs down... personally?"
Gu Chenfeng on the other side of the phone glanced at Yi Chen and Gao Wanci and saw that they were staring at him closely.
Gu Chenfeng: "Don't put it down. Putting it down is unnecessary. Hanging it will keep you cooler!"
Assistant Director: "Okay..."
It is indeed better to hang it to keep cool! It can also become a landscape!
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