I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations
Chapter 58 The chicken flies and the duck jumps
After Su Qingqing called Duan Xunliao in a trembling voice, her eyes immediately turned red.
"Xunliao, everyone doesn't like me, am I such a failure?"
Duan Xunliao comforted her distressedly and said: "It's because they are too high-minded and don't understand your kindness! Don't worry, they will all get their retribution!"
Su Qingqing wiped away tears and nodded.
A new round of crusade began on the barrage.
【Trouble~Everyone doesn’t like me~】
[Crying means crying. Is this the reincarnation of the tear gland in this life? 】
[Vomit, vomit, why do you still need these idiots to participate in this vicious program? 】
[Sure enough, garbage can only be thrown in the trash can. 】
Su Qingqing cried for a while and then went to look for vegetable types with Duan Xunliao.
On the other side, Yi Man looked at the list given by the program crew. There were fish, chickens, ducks, etc. I even had a goose!
Yiman was speechless with these ingredients. Why did the program team need these ingredients? Is it to make the Nine Great Gui?
Yiman accepted her fate. Thinking that the livestock were in the livestock farm, Yiman decided to catch chickens and ducks first.
Yiman and Qiwei were led by the farmer to the place where the chickens and ducks were kept.
The farmer handed her a stick with a hook.
"This is a special tool for catching chickens and ducks. You can catch them by hooking the hook onto their feet."
Yiman looked at the farmer: "I don't need it, I'm a fierce girl, I can catch it with one hand."
Then she turned to look at Qi Wei and said, "Handsome guy, do you need this stick?"
Faced with Yiman's questions, some netizens couldn't sit still.
[Is Yiman implying that Qi Wei is weak? Are you showing off your strength here? 】
[Could Yiman be trying to be brave? How could she possibly catch a chicken and duck running so fast? She must be trying to stand out. 】
[I believe it’s okay, Sister Man. How bad is a fierce girl who can dump Duan Xunliao like a flying cake? 】
At this time, Qi Wei suddenly spoke.
"I want to eat soft rice."
Yi Man was a little surprised: "How did you manage to say this without any expression on your face?"
Not only Yiman was a little surprised, but netizens in the live broadcast room were also shocked.
[Qiwei, you worthless guy, look at what nonsense you are talking about! 】
[He is only 25 years old, what can he hide? 】
[The first time I heard a man say this sentence, I felt envious and jealous in my heart! Woohoo! Who doesn’t want to eat Sister Man’s soft rice? 】
【He loves it so much~】
The farmer was also thinking to himself, this guy looks like a dog, but he is actually a soft-boiled guy, which is really unlucky.
Qi Wei didn't know it yet, but he had earned the title of a soft rice brother from the farmer.
Yi Man looked at Qi Wei, sighed and thought.
Maybe, he thinks I'm so powerful that he doesn't even need to take action. If nothing else, Qiwei is quite considerate!
So, Yiman and Qiwei entered the chicken farm. As soon as someone came in, they immediately jumped up and down.
The farmer didn't leave either. He wanted to see how Yi Man caught chickens and ducks with one hand. He also wanted to see what role this soft-rice guy played here.
Yiman walked around, and the chickens and ducks ran around whenever they saw people, giving Yiman no chance to catch them.
In the eyes of netizens who like to stir up trouble, Yiman's behavior is the image of a pretentious woman who doesn't understand and pretends to understand.
[Is Yiman taking a walk? Can we catch this chicken yet? 】
[But although Yiman’s behavior is very undesirable, who can refuse a beautiful woman walking on the chicken shit-covered ground? The thought of smelly chicken shit under the beauty’s shoes makes me excited! 】
[Upstairs, don’t show off your perversion to Sister Man, be careful that Sister Man stews you! 】
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At this time, Qiwei beside him was not idle and walked to the other side. As soon as he approached the big fat chicken, the big fat chicken immediately pooped a piece of shit and then flapped its wings and flew away. The wings seemed to be mocking Qi Wei's overestimation.
Qi Wei: "..."
Fat chicken, I remember you and curse you for being caught in Manman.
At this time, Yiman, who was taking a walk, grabbed the big fat chicken that pooped on Qiwei with one hand.
It's rare to see disbelief on a chicken's face.
On the field, the most proud person was Qi Wei. He walked over leisurely and slapped his face on the face of a hopeless chicken.
I'm still thinking that if I call you uncivilized and defecate anywhere, I'll roast you when I get home tonight!
The big fat chicken also seemed to notice Qi Wei's eyes thinking about it, so it struggled wildly in Yiman's hand. No matter how it twisted its fat body, it still could not escape from Yiman's hand.
Netizens who saw this scene were delighted.
[Chicken: I want to escape but I can’t~]
[Chicken: Yes, you are arrogant, and you put a nose pocket on someone's face without saying a word. 】
[I’m very curious how Sister Man can catch a big fat chicken with her quick eyes and hands! 】
After Yiman handed the chicken in her hand to Qiwei, she turned and left.
After a while, there was a big fat duck when she came back. It was struggling in Yiman's hands like the chicken brother. Unexpectedly, Yiman raised her hand and gave it a big dick and said: "Move again, immediately Roasted!”
Not to mention, this big fat duck really stopped struggling.
[Duck: Woman, don’t go too far, or I’ll poop on you. 】
As soon as this barrage came out, the big fat duck really pooped on Yiman's shoes.
This shit made the netizens in the live broadcast room explode.
[Is the little sister who posted the barrage just now a magic calculator? How could it be so accurate! 】
[Duck: A good man does not suffer immediate losses, but a man who knows the current affairs is a piece of shit. 】
[Sister Man: If we don’t bake this anymore, why should we keep it here for the New Year? 】
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Yi Man looked down at the poop on her white shoes, and her face immediately turned dark.
You damn fat duck, look at me not stewing you tonight!
She stuffed the fat duck to Qi Wei and said, "Kill it tonight, I want to eat the duck legs."
Qi Wei didn't speak for a long time. Yi Man raised her head and saw Qi Wei staring at her. Looking into Qi Wei's eyes, Yi Man felt that her heartbeat missed half a beat. She hurriedly stuffed the big fat duck. Give it to Qiwei, then turn around and leave to go to the place where the goose is imprisoned.
Qi Wei was so foul. His face really had the power to make women fall in love with him, but it was a pity that she had been locked in love for the rest of her life. Falling in love with a man would only make her unlucky.
Seeing Yi Man like this, Qi Wei chuckled lightly, then followed him with a big fat chicken in one hand and a big fat duck in the other.
[I pray that the actor looks so worthless, I cry to death! 】
[Looking at Qi Qi’s arrogant look, I finally know what it’s like to be a male and not stay in the middle! 】
[I have noticed before that he treats Yiman differently from other women. He will always be partial to Yiman! 】
[I’m so speechless. My best actor treats girls the same way. How can I have any preference? May the actor be happy alone. 】
[Laughing, compare his attitude towards Yi Man and his attitude towards Su Qingqing. Are they the same with your dog eyes? 】
The fan was unable to reply for a moment because of these words. Qi Wei indeed had two completely different attitudes toward Yi Man and Su Qingqing.
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