I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

Yiman and Qiwei came to the place where the geese were kept. As soon as they arrived, the geese stretched their necks and looked over. They were not afraid of people at all and even made squawking sounds.

When netizens saw this group of majestic white geese, they all commented on how they had been chased and bitten by the geese.

[When I saw this majestic goose, I was afraid. When I was a child, the goose had its butt in its mouth. 】

[I was also afraid. When I was a child, I was urinating outside, and the goose grabbed my lifeline without saying a word. It even started to bleed. My mother took me to the hospital and spent several thousand yuan to cure my lifeline. Otherwise, I'm a eunuch now! (My man)]

[Upstairs, you are too big-hearted. You know that there is a big goose waiting for you, but you still urinate everywhere. You should catch it! 】

[I was only five years old at the time. How did I know that the goose was so vicious? Now I feel psychological shadow when I see the goose! 】

……

Yi Man swept around, and the geese were also staring at the outsider. They stretched their necks, preparing to fight the two humans for three hundred rounds.

Yi Man turned to look at Qi Wei and said, "You can't eat the soft rice this time. Go catch the goose."

Qi Wei pursed his lips tightly. He looked at the big geese that kept calling to him, as if they would bite him in the next second.

Qi Wei rolled up his sleeves and made a gesture to grab it.

The smooth half of his arm was exposed and shining in the sun, and his fingers were slender and well-proportioned, like a carefully crafted handicraft, which fascinated some old perverts in the live broadcast room.

[Oops, I'm starting to hurt. 】

[Upstairs, look, what are you talking about? 】

[I really don’t want to be a girl who understands things instantly. 】

[Sisters with hand control have benefits, Sihasha. 】

Yi Man also winked at Qi Wei's small arm.

Tsk, this man's whole body is very offensive. After all, he will take advantage of that little sister from now on.

From the corner of his eye, Qi Wei saw Yi Man staring at his arm motionlessly. The corners of Qi Wei's mouth raised slightly, and he seemed to say to Yi Man intentionally or unintentionally: "Yi Man, can you help me roll up my sleeves?" It’s too much for one hand.”

Yi Man looked at Qi Wei's angular face and serious expression, and she suppressed the weird feeling in her heart.

It felt like Qiwei did it on purpose.

Yiman tried her best to ignore the weird feeling in her heart, so she slowly rolled up the sleeves for Qiwei, revealing part of his cold white arm. Yiman's eyelashes trembled, and her fingers seemed to touch her accidentally. Qi Wei's smooth arms were covered with a blush on her face.

Qi Wei was a head taller than Yi Man. He could easily see Yi Man's attitude when she rolled up her sleeves for him, so he stared at her intently, his eyes so gentle that they seemed to overflow with water.

[I pray that the actor did it on purpose, right? Can anyone tell me if this is intentional? 】

[I pray that the actor looks like a peacock with its tail spread today! 】

[Sister Man, don’t be fooled, this vixen is seducing you! 】

No matter how much netizens shouted, Yiman still rolled up his sleeves for Qiwei.

"Thank you, Manman~" The deep male voice seemed to be poured into her ears, causing the string of abstinence in Yiman's mind to almost collapse.

She looked away and said, "You're welcome, as long as you can catch the goose."

"Good~"

There was a hint of pampering in the voice that was filled with smiles.

This made Yiman's face turn even redder, and she was now trying her best to control her slaps from hitting Qi Wei's handsome face.

Qi Wei knew very well that teasing was enough, but it would be bad if he got annoyed.

So, he suppressed his smile, raised his long legs and walked towards the goose.

Yiman's eyes also shifted from elsewhere to Qi Wei. Seeing his figure running away awkwardly after being chased by the goose, she involuntarily curled her lips.

Qi Wei is a stupid and handsome guy. How could he be chased by a goose when he is catching a goose?

Just when Yiman wanted to step forward to help Qiwei, the sound of a stirrup came in, and Yiman's eyes immediately darkened.

"Manman, why don't you go catch the geese and just stand here and enjoy the harvest?"

Su Qingqing said in a tone that wanted to be beaten.

"I pray that the best actor is being chased and pecked by a giant goose, but you are still here leisurely watching a movie. Doesn't your conscience hurt?"

Su Qingqing said again in a preaching tone.

Yi Man turned around to look at her, and said in a lazy tone that seemed to be a smile, "It's none of your business!"

Su Qingqing: "..."

"Qing Qing just wanted to remind you, why are you speaking so harshly?" Duan Xunliao glared at Yiman and said.

"Is it your concern?"

Duan Xunliao: "..."

"Manman, look at the actor Qi being pecked by a goose. You have to go and help him. I won't care if you yell at us, but the safety of the actor Qi is the first priority!" Su Qingqing said in a defensive tone. Hello gesture said.

Yiman looked at Su Qingqing's pretentious posture and said casually: "Get out."

"Yiman, don't go too far. How can you yell at Qingqing when she is so kind?"

"The dog bit Lu Dongbin, but he didn't know..."

"You get out too."

Duan Xunliao: "..."

Bitch, what are you pretending to be? Qingqing wants him to get her back. Who cares about a rude and impolite woman like her?

If it weren't for Qingqing's request, he wouldn't even want to say a word to her.

Yiman didn't care how dark their faces were. She walked towards Qiwei, and there happened to be a menacing goose that wanted to grab Qiwei's butt. Unexpectedly, Yiman grabbed the goose with one hand. neck, and caught both geese.

Two geese fluttered in the air, squawking.

The geese next to him were just about to rush up and fight, but Yi Man glared at them.

I saw the proud goose brake and go in the opposite direction.

[Great, this big goose has met his nemesis. 】

[Hahahaha, this coward. 】

[Sister Man is so handsome, who can resist a beautiful woman who can catch a big goose with one hand! Today I saw that Big Goose was sanctioned, and I felt relieved. 】

[Now I feel more and more that Qiying Qi is like a pretty boy who is just trying to make ends meet. 】

After Yi Man saw those cowardly geese running away, she didn't care anymore. She grabbed the two geese by their necks and walked towards Qi Wei.

Qi Wei wanted to reach out and grab the goose in Yiman's hand, but Yiman refused.

Qi Wei thought Yi Man was dissing him for being useless, so he immediately looked at her longingly and said, "Manman, do you disdain me for being too weak?"

Yiman glanced at her: "It's not disgusting, it's fact."

Qi Wei: "..."

I feel chilling, pretending to be weak and pretending to be weak, I really feel disgusted.

Su Qingqing, who was on the other side, saw that Yi Man could catch the goose easily, and thought that the geese in the goose farm looked fierce, but they were actually bluffing.

If Yiman could catch two, she could catch three, putting Yiman ahead. Let the audience see how awesome she is, so that it can highlight how much of a loser Yi Man is.

Therefore, Su Qingqing and Duan Xunliao straightened their chests and walked past Yi Man with confidence.

She patronized Pu Xin and didn't realize that Yi Man looked at them both like idiots.

These geese are also bullies and shy of the strong. Seeing that Yi Man couldn't beat them, they asked Su Qingqing to do it.

They screamed twice and rushed directly towards Su Qingqing and Duan Xunliao.