I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

"Xunliao, why don't you forget it? Manman didn't mean to push me. Don't quarrel with Movie Emperor Qi because of me." Su Qingqing said softly.

"Qing Qing, Yi Man pushed you, and you still beg for mercy for her. You are still too kind."

Duan Xunliao hated that iron could not make steel.

"No, I believe Manman didn't mean it!" Su Qingqing pursed her lips and said pitifully.

Qi Wei looked at the two acting with a cold face and snorted: "Get away, you're in my eyes."

"You try again, do you want to experience my legal team?"

When Su Qingqing heard the word lawyer, she thought of those bad memories from the past. She shrank her neck and became silent.

Qi Wei had a cold face.

Yiman looked around, and when she saw the surveillance camera, she had an idea in her heart.

She asked the farmer: "Boss, is your farm monitored?"

The boss nodded: "Yes, there were thieves entering the farm before to steal chickens, ducks and fish, so they installed surveillance cameras. Do you want to check the surveillance cameras?"

"Yes, check the surveillance to prove my innocence, otherwise I will be charged with pushing someone." Yi Man said, spreading his hands.

At this time, poor Su Qingqing's scalp was numb.

Is there monitoring? Then what she did just now was recorded, wasn't it? If the surveillance is exposed, it will damage her reputation and her character will fall to the ground.

So, Su Qingqing stood up leaning against Duan Xunliao and looked at Yi Man. Her eyes gradually turned red: "Man Man, maybe I misunderstood. I believe you won't push me into trouble! Let's not trouble the boss."

Yiman wiped her nose and said nonchalantly: "It's not troublesome, the boss is willing to help, and he also wants to prove my innocence!"

"Boss, is that right?" Yiman asked the boss.

The boss waved his hand and said, "Oh, it's a trivial matter. Come on, I'll take you to check the surveillance camera and clear your name, girl."

With that said, he turned around and left.

"Wait!"

Su Qingqing shouted in panic.

Everyone turned to look at her, as if they were a little confused about her shouting.

[Su Qingqing has a ghost in her heart, and she is guilty of being a thief. 】

[Actually, there is no need to check. She just wanted to push Sister Man into the water, but she didn't expect that she ended up harming herself. 】

[Support investigation and surveillance, and keep Sister Man innocent. Don’t let some cats and dogs contaminate it. 】

[Qingqing, she just doesn’t want to trouble the boss. She feels sorry for the boss. Why are you saying this! Speechless,]

[Does Su Qingqing still have fans these days? A living ghost has been seen. 】

Su Qingqing grabbed her skirt tightly, gritted her teeth and said, "No need to check, I accidentally fell into the water, it has nothing to do with Manman!"

"I misunderstood before. Manman, you don't remember the faults of villains. Please forgive me!"

After hearing this, Yiman raised an eyebrow at her and smiled mysteriously: "I forgive you."

Su Qingqing: "?"

I thought she was going to suffer a lot, but I didn't expect to forgive her so quickly? Sure enough, Yiman still has feelings for her. On the surface, she goes against her because she actually wants to be friends with her again. But this time, she wants to leave Yiman alone and ask her to make peace on her own.

So, Su Qingqing smiled movedly: "Thank you Manman, I know Manman is the best!"

What Su Qingqing never thought was that she would have a shadow on this farm for the rest of her life.

Yes, when Yiman said she would forgive Su Qingqing just now, she had already informed the system that she would use the stinky fart technique on Su Qingqing, which allowed her to fly as much as she wanted on the farm.

According to the time, this smelly fart technique will take effect soon.

"puff."

"Puff."

"Puff puff."

Everyone else looked at each other when they heard the sound, thinking it was the other party.

At this time, Yi Man's eyes rounded, her nose wrinkled, she glanced at Su Qingqing, and took a few steps back: "Su Qingqing, are you farting?"

"No, I didn't do anything!" Su Qingqing said innocently.

"puff."

"Puff~"

Su Qingqing: "?"

other people:"……"

That’s you! Still don’t admit it!

Why does her butt feel so hot? Su Qingqing was thinking about it.

It's coming, it's coming!

Su Qingqing held back her fart hard and covered her butt with her hands to prevent the fart from coming out.

"Puff~puff~"

This time it’s the extended version.

Su Qingqing: "..."

She was obviously holding it in with all her strength, so why did she still hold back and want to burst out!

Yi Man covered her nose and stood a few meters away from Su Qingqing. She pointed at her and said speechlessly: "If you can't beat her, just use gas bombs to attack! Yue! It stinks!"

"Was it a gas bomb in the previous life?"

Just as he finished speaking, Su Qingqing let out another serial fart.

"Puff~Puff~Puff~"

Su Qingqing: "..."

Even Duan Xunliao covered his nose and was a few feet away from Su Qingqing. He frowned and said, "Qingqing, are you hungry?"

"No, I really didn't put this fart!"

The words are spoken, but the butt is chasing behind.

"Puff puff~"

Another serial fart.

The air was already stained with the smell of Su Qingqing's farts.

Everyone covered their noses and looked at Su Qingqing in disgust.

Su Qingqing immediately became at a loss. She walked towards Yiman and wanted to reach out her hand to pull Yiman to explain.

"Pfft~~" Super loud!

There was another banging sound.

Everyone looked behind Su Qingqing, and it turned out that Duan Xunliao was blown away by Su Qingqing's overlord fart! ! !

It collapsed!

sci-fi movie! Someone was farted!

Everyone except Yiman: "!"

Dazzled? If you don’t believe it, take another look.

Well, it looks like it’s true that the shoes were blown off.

One word awesome!

Studio:"?"

[Sure enough, this world is so colorful, but I still haven’t seen a ghost. 】

【shock! Duan Xunliao was blown away by Su Qingqing's overlord fart. Could this be the legendary invincible cannonball fart? 】

[Nice comment, this is the first time I see someone being farted to the point of falling apart. If I hadn’t personally seen Duan Xunliao being farted to the point of tearing off his leather shoes, I wouldn’t have believed it. 】

[Su Baihua can apply for the Guinness World Record of a bully beating a strong man with his fart. I guarantee that no one in the world can surpass her. (dog head)]

Duan Xunliao stood up from the ground while rubbing his butt and grinning. He watched Su Qingqing continue to release poisonous gas.

The entire farm was filled with Su Qingqing's poisonous gas.

Duan Xunliao gritted his teeth and ignored Su Qingqing. He covered his nose and turned around and ran away. He didn't even need his shoes and ran for his life.

He has already made a fool of himself. If he doesn't escape, he will be poisoned to death by the poisonous gas sooner or later, and he will also become the first man in the world to be killed by a smelly fart!

When Su Qingqing saw Duan Xunliao limping away, she became very happy and followed him, firing gas bombs while chasing him.

That sound is loud~

Like setting off fireworks.

Yi Man glanced at Su Qingqing's panicked back, and raised the corners of her mouth wildly.

This stinky fart will last for two hours. If Duan Xunliao and Su Qingqing stay in the same space, Duan Xunliao will only feel dizzy.

But it's okay to come there. If you love someone, you can only accept everything about her. Duan Xunliao won't mind being stunned by Su Qingqing.

Although Su Qingqing left, the surroundings were still filled with poisonous gas. Yiman, Qiwei, and the program team all left the pond and went to the vegetables.

There, they met Gao Wanci and Yi Chen. Yi Chen had a vegetable basket in his hand that already contained a variety of vegetables. It seemed that they had finished picking them.

Yiman was not careless. He approached the vegetable shed and started picking. Qiwei was also beside him. He glanced at Yiman's side face from time to time.

When Yi Chen saw this scene, his eyes immediately darkened.

Isn't this kid trying to make Manman have his own plans?

However, as long as he is here, I hope this wild boar will not try to take advantage of his little cabbage.

While thinking about it.

A staff member ran over in a panic and said to the assistant director: "Director, this is bad, something big has happened!"

"What's going on? Don't scare me!" the assistant director asked urgently.

"Duan Xunliao and Su Qingqing's..."

"What happened to them?" the assistant director asked anxiously.

"Oh, I can't describe it. Just follow me and take a look!"

So the assistant director and others followed the staff member and left.