I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

No, can she do it? Don't make a fool of yourself just to be in the limelight.

Under the gaze of everyone, Yi Man stared quietly at the pond. She stood motionless with a branch in her hand, like a sculpture.

[Yi Man, you don’t want to use that branch to spear fish, do you? 】

[Laughing so hard, she couldn’t be sure that the fish would automatically jump into the branches and be caught. 】

[If you don’t want to see it, you can get out. Don’t bother us here. 】

Seeing Yiman's concentration, the people at the scene even slowed down their breathing. They also stared at Yiman's branch, fearing that the fish would be skewered if they were not paying attention.

Suddenly, Yiman went to the place where the water was trembling, and quickly made a fork. When she picked up the branch, there was already a big fat fish on the branch. No one present could see clearly how she picked it up. They only knew In the blink of an eye, the fish was hanging on the branch.

After watching the live broadcast, netizens in the live broadcast room were furious with the barrage.

[Woqu, Manjie is awesome, I really nailed it. 】

[Where is the person who questioned just now? They all came over to kowtow to Sister Man and admit their mistakes. 】

[When Sister Man was preparing to spear the fish just now, my breathing slowed down and my eyes were fixed on the screen for fear of missing the famous scene in the blink of an eye. 】

[What surprises does Sister Man have that we don’t know about? I declare that from now on I will be a Man fan! 】

Looking at the results of her battle, Yi Man curled her lips and smiled. Just when she was holding the fish and trying to find the fish basket, the fish basket appeared in front of her eyes.

Yi Man was stunned for a while, then looked up and saw Qi Wei's gentle and smiling face, her heart skipped a beat, and she hurriedly looked away, pretending to be nonchalant and put the fish into the fish basket.

Seeing Yiman like this, the smile in Qiwei's eyes deepened. He said nothing more and stood quietly beside Yiman.

When the farmer saw this scene, he immediately understood why Qiwei wanted the fish basket.

It turns out that the peacock has opened its tail and is acting like an infatuated man.

Netizens also discovered this scene and started posting comments like crazy.

[I pray that the actor likes Sister Man? Seeing him look like a spoiled wife, it's hard not to believe that he has no interest in Sister Man. 】

[The only cp raises the banner, the only cp is true, I hit it! 】

[Sisters, I have created the only super chat on Weibo. Sisters who are obsessed with CP can join! 】

[I want to be the first to join, then when they come true, I want to sit at the head of the table]

[I’ve been using this cp for a long time, but it just didn’t go overboard. Now it’s better. I can rest assured. It doesn’t matter if I lose my hair. I’m the first to use cp! 】

While everyone was happy for Yi Man, Su Qingqing, who was watching from a distance, was already jealous and crazy.

Obviously, she should be the one standing there and being praised. If Yiman hadn't taken a step ahead of her, she would have been standing there and being liked!

Oh, what Yiman can do, she can do it too, and she can do it better than Yiman.

Moreover, Yiman was standing by the pond, and no one would notice her if she walked over and pushed her into the pond. In the end, it was Yiman who made a fool of herself.

Thinking of this, Su Qingqing had already made up her mind.

What Su Qingqing didn't expect was that as soon as she said this thought, Du Yiman heard a system announcement.

Ding dong.

Your mission has arrived. Please stop the heroine from pushing you into the pond within ten minutes. After completing the mission, you will get 5000 points and the Puff Puff Smelly Fart Technique. The timer starts.

After hearing this, Yi Man twitched the corner of her mouth. She glanced at Su Qingqing without any trace. She seemed to have thought of some way, and she smiled mysteriously.

Su Qingqing on this side also turned to look at Duan Xunliao and said sweetly: "Xunliao, let's go catch fish too. Yiman is so powerful, I believe I can be more powerful than her!"

"Qing Qing, I believe you. Yiman is just pretending to be lucky. She is far behind you."

Duan Xunliao looked at her directly and responded gently.

This look made Su Qingqing blush immediately, and then she whispered: "Let's go over to Xunliao."

So, Su Qingqing and Duan Xunliao went to Yi Man. Su Qingqing saw the two fat fish in the fish basket and felt jealous and resentful.

But when she thought about Yiman making a fool of herself later, she felt happy.

So, Su Qingqing walked forward softly and stood behind Yi Man. She looked around? After seeing that Yi Man could not be seen in the camera, I felt more relieved.

Because Yiman was facing Qiwei, with the fish pond behind her, and Su Qingqing was standing in front of Yiman, her hands already ready to move.

But she still said something to distract Yiman's attention.

"Manman, you are so awesome. Can you teach me how to do it? I want to learn too."

Yi Man saw from the corner of her eye that Su Qingqing's dog paws had reached behind her. Her eyes were dark and her smile was shallow.

"Want to learn?"

"Yes!" Su Qingqing nodded vigorously.

"Is the fish caught in the green tea used to make green tea soup? It's such a waste of fish, I won't teach you."

Su Qingqing: "..."

Bitch, if that's the case, don't blame her for being rude.

Suddenly, Su Qingqing shouted from her feet: "Oh, my feet hurt so much!"

When she squatted down, she pushed Yi Man's back hard. Unexpectedly, Yi Manwen didn't move at all. She was startled and pushed Yi Man with more force.

Yiman still didn't move. When she pushed again, Yiman quickly dodged. Su Qingqing's eyes widened and she had no time to react. With a splash, she was already swimming in the fish pond.

"Help~Help, I don't know how to swim...help me!"

Unexpectedly, Su Qingqing stood up and slapped the water with her eyes closed.

Everyone present was trying hard not to laugh after seeing him.

When Duan Xunliao saw that everyone was indifferent, he jumped into the river as quickly as possible, fished Yiman into his arms, and took her to the pond.

Yi Man looked at Su Qingqing indifferently and covered her mouth and said in surprise: "Oh, why did you fall into the water?"

"Didn't you scare the fish? Otherwise, all the fish in the pond would have to see a psychiatrist."

Su Qingqing coughed and asked with red eyes, "Why did you push me?"

Yiman: "What? Pushing you?"

"No, it's obvious that you want to be a drowned chicken. Don't blame me!"

"I'm standing there fine. If you hadn't pushed me, would I have fallen? I think you just don't want to teach me how to spear fish. You're afraid of teaching me bad things, or that I'll be better than you and make you lose face."

Yi Man: 6

"It's a good thing to be confident. Pu Xin is just sick. Let's do this. I know a mental hospital with good treatment. You can check in tonight."

"However, you have to pay the fee yourself." Yiman said with a smile on her face.

Su Qingqing: "..."

[Su Qingqing originally wanted to push Yiman into the water when she returned to Baihua Lake, but when she missed, she yelled, "Catch the thief." 】

[I also think that if a normal person walks next to someone instead of behind him, he will have bad intentions at first glance. 】

[Is Yiman still justified after doing bad things? Qingqing was pushed by her! Yiman must be jealous that Qingqing is better than her. 】

[Why is Sister Man jealous of Su Baihua? Is she jealous of her flat chest? Jealous that she is short? Are you jealous of her green tea, or jealous that she is a professional mourner? 】

[Su Baihua is mentally retarded, even her fans are also mentally retarded. Sure enough, she will raise whatever kind of dog she has with her owner. 】

"Yi Man, hurry up and apologize to Qing Qing, or I won't be polite!" Duan Xunliao stared at Yi Man coldly.

"Oh? How do you want to be rude?"

Qi Wei stood in front of Yi Man, raised his eyelids and glanced at him coldly.

This glance made Duan Xunliao swallow the words he wanted to scold Yiman.

If he couldn't afford to offend this person, why not forget it.

As soon as Duan Xunliao came up with this idea, Qi Wei said coldly.

"Oh, you can only pretend to be more useless in front of useless people!"

"Waste cannot be used as garbage yet."

"You live in this world and waste resources."

Duan Xunliao: "..."

Are you the roundworm in my belly? You know everything I think?