I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

Three days later.

The day after Yi Man finished recording the show, he lay dead in his small apartment for three days.

After dragging her exhausted body to brush her teeth and wash her face, Yiman sat on the sofa and played with her mobile phone.

"Manman, go home and see your mother tomorrow. Mom misses you."

The WeChat message sent by Gao Wanci popped up.

Yiman sent the word "good" without hesitation.

After that, she put down her phone and fell into a daze.

Sudden.

"Host, I'm back, did you miss me?" A loud voice suddenly sounded, startling Yiman.

"Come back as soon as you come back. What are you mumbling about? Don't you know that scaring people can scare them to death?"

Gaga excitedly said again: "Host, I brought you a super, super practical skill back!"

Yiman yawned and said, "Stop talking nonsense."

Gaga cleared his throat and said: "Host, I have the skill of eating melons. I can know the melons of everyone. As long as I see the relevant information of that person, I can know the melons of him!"

"And the melon I discovered will be automatically transferred to your brain as the host, and the host will become a melon-eater!"

"Eating melon?" Yiman's eyes suddenly lit up.

"Yes, host, as long as you name a person, I can know his melons!" Gaga replied excitedly.

Yiman: "Then I'll give you a try and see if you're that awesome!"

Gaga proudly raised his chubby duck head and said: "Host, I am so awesome. Not only have I been trained, I have also been upgraded."

"Not only can I explode melons, I can also detect what that person is going to do next, which is called predicting the future, and I can also understand other people's emotions. So host, you are lucky to have my system in three lifetimes!"

"Oh, I haven't seen you for a while, and I'm actually on the list. It's amazing!" Yi Man shook his head.

Gaga: "Of course, this is called a messy life, I want more tricks!"

Yiman sighed: "I'm so tired, I really want to sell you as a salted fish."

Quack's excited and proud duck's head suddenly drooped, and he said pitifully: "Host, I'm too fat and it doesn't taste good. Besides, I'm still a single duck and I don't have a girlfriend yet."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm still a virgin duck at this age!"

Regardless of the situation, Gaga burst into tears.

"Shut up."

With an order, silence fell.

"I'm just kidding, I'm not that bad." Yi Man said helplessly and a little amused.

"Then I'll cry for nothing and be embarrassed." Gaga sniffed.

"Didn't you just say that I want to test your abilities? Then tell me what Chen Muchi knows."

Ga Ga straightened her back, stuck her butt out, and spoke loudly.

"Chen Muchi, male, height 185cm, weight..."

"Stop, stop, stop, are you blowing up someone's identity, or are you blowing up someone else's identity? I want to eat it! To make a long story short!" Yiman said.

"Chen Muchi has had five girlfriends. His current girlfriend is He Yan'er. He fell in love with He Yan'er's family background and wanted to rely on her to become a celebrity. Before that, he had an underground relationship with Wu Chuyi , Chen Muchi was so good at coaxing Wu Chu to do acrobatics that all the money went into his pocket."

"Chen Muchi is also a master of time management. Once he dated three girlfriends in the same hotel in one day. His girlfriends all found out, but because Chen Muchi was so good in bed, they all pretended not to know."

"Wow, it seems that I only got Chen Muchi's melons from him and Wu Chuyi. I didn't expect such exciting news." Yiman clicked her tongue.

"No, I'm going to live broadcast and open a live broadcast room called Emotional Consultant. Not only can I teach other sisters to stay away from scumbags, but I can also take advantage of them."

So, Yiman returned to the room and actually turned on the computer to start the live broadcast.

The live broadcast content was changed to emotional consultant.

Not long after the broadcast started, many netizens flocked to the live broadcast room.

"Good afternoon everyone, hello, hello, everyone, I'm Yiman, I'm live broadcasting again today!"

"The content of today's live broadcast is to help everyone solve emotional problems. More importantly, it is free. It is all free and does not charge any fees. However, the time is limited and only three people can be connected. Please participate enthusiastically!"

As soon as Yi Man's words came out, the live broadcast room exploded.

[Sister Man, do you want to have sex, just find an excuse to be an emotional counselor? 】

[Sister Man, I want to eat melon. Sister Man, please, I really want to eat melon. 】

[Sister Man, what I said last time has come true. Let’s explode a few more this time. 】

[Tsk, isn’t it just like a crow’s mouth? He curses others to collapse their house, but he has the nerve to do it again. He’s really not afraid of retribution. 】

[A bitch like Yiman has been slept with by countless men, but you idiots are the only ones who are fans of her. I see, her fans are exactly like Yiman, they only like to hook up with men. 】

[Yes, Yi Man is a little fool, and he counts money for others after being slept with. It made me laugh to death. 】

This outrageous netizen had a ferocious face in front of the screen and kept posting slanderous words about Yiman.

Because she became jealous when she saw Yiman's pretty face and became a keyboard warrior.

In addition, she broke up with her boyfriend yesterday, and she felt unbalanced.

Why can a bad girl like Yiman be liked by Qi Film Emperor, but she can't?

Why? Why?

Yiman must have been attracted by her, otherwise there wouldn't be so many men liking her.

Chicken Feather Flying to the Sky has been blinded by jealousy.

Ji Feifei flew up to the sky and kept posting malicious comments. After Yiman saw her nickname, he knew what happened to her.

Yi Man curled her lips and said: "This netizen called Chicken Feathers Flying to the Sky, you once disguised yourself as a man and sneaked into the men's restroom, peeked at men peeing, and mentally rated the men's things."

"Yesterday, while your boyfriend was not at home, you secretly brought another man home to have sex with him in bed. Unexpectedly, your boyfriend suddenly came home and caught him in person."

After Yi Man finished speaking, the live broadcast room couldn't be more explosive.

[Sister Man, are you sure you don’t have the ability to tell fortunes? 】

【is this real? If it were true, it would be too explosive. What kind of perversion is this to peek at men's defecation and rate men's things? 】

[Sure enough, a person with a dirty mouth is dirty all over his body! 】

Chicken feathers flew into the sky and I was so frightened that I even dropped my phone.

How is it possible, how could she know? She obviously didn't tell anyone, why is this happening?

She immediately picked up her phone and sent several barrages of dogs jumping over the wall.

[You don’t know me, how could you possibly know this? You must be talking nonsense! 】

[Don’t believe her, everyone, she is just talking nonsense to gain attention and gain followers! She is lying to you! 】

[Yiman, you bitch, you have a crow’s mouth, you will die a good death. 】

Yi Man said nonchalantly: "Refresh yourself today, there is still a battle to fight tomorrow."

Just now Gaga told her what this person was going to do next.

Tomorrow she will go to her boyfriend to get back together. They had a quarrel in the mall. The man got angry and stabbed her boyfriend with a knife. Her boyfriend survived and exposed all the scandalous things about this woman in the interview.

At this time, a person named Lucky Home initiated a connection with her.

Yiman immediately connected.