I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

A gentle and pretty woman appeared in front of the screen. Her eyes were a little timid. Although she was connected to Yiman, she still did not dare to raise her head and look at Yiman.

Seeing that the girl was a little timid, she took the initiative to ask her: "Little girl, what emotional question do you want to ask about? In terms of relationships, family, friends, you name it and I will answer it for you."

When the girl heard this, she slowly raised her head and asked in a low voice: "Sister Man, I would like to ask, is buying a lipstick worth fifty yuan considered a waste?"

"How else can I break up with my boyfriend?"

Yi Man was stunned for a moment, and then asked: "Don't count, fifty yuan lipstick is affordable, not a waste."

"Then why does my boyfriend call me a prodigal? I have been with him for five years. I pay for his food and housing. I bought myself a lipstick because it was my birthday. My boyfriend He had a quarrel with me, and he called me unruly, a prodigal, a gold digger, blah blah blah."

The girl covered her face and cried as she spoke.

There was a lump in Yi Man's throat, and she couldn't say anything for a moment.

[The soft-boiled man also wants to say that he is a prodigal and a money-worshiping girl. Why doesn’t he die? 】

[This man is as dead as my ex-boyfriend. I paid for his food, clothing, housing and transportation, but he also called me prodigal and materialistic. Later, I came to my senses and dumped this soft-boiled man. 】

[Foolish men are really all-pervasive. They are just a bunch of worms in society. They eat one house and then find the next, seamlessly. 】

[Here is a suggestion for all the ladies in the live broadcast room. When you see a soft rice guy, give him a slap in the face to make him remember. Let him see if he can handle this soft rice. 】

"In the past five years, has he bought you a birthday gift for your birthday?" Yiman asked.

"Three times."

"Then what did you buy?"

"A flower, a cup, and a towel."

"How much does it cost in total?" Yi Man asked again.

"35 yuan."

Yi Man: 6

[6 Ah, is this man the reincarnation of the God of Stinginess? 】

[Fire, fire, I can’t stand this! 】

[35 yuan, isn’t it my meal? This is the total number of gifts that this soft-hearted man gave to his girlfriend in five years! 】

[The diversity of character species is amazing to me. 】

"He spent 35 yuan on you for a five-year relationship? Then you paid for the date and dinner?"

The girl nodded and said, "Yes, he said that his family is poor and doesn't even have money for food. When he gets rich, he will take me to eat delicious food and play all kinds of fun things."

"Before he painted a pie for you, did he have a job and money?" Yi Man asked, holding back the anger that was about to burst out.

"No, I have been supporting him. He originally had a job as a security guard, but later he said he was tired and wanted to quit his job and take a break. Later, he took a break for five consecutive years."

Yi Man: 6

[Sisters, this kind of soft-boiled man really cannot enter the market, so he should be assassinated by someone. 】

[Oh my god, what a scheming bitch. 】

[All food, clothing, housing and transportation are paid for by girls, he must be quite a parasite! 】

[Who is it? I really can’t bear it. Where did the marketing account go? You should do a good job for me this time! Expose him and let all sisters avoid lightning! 】

Yiman: "Let's break up. No one wants this kind of trash man even if he is put in the trash. Dump him and find someone who treats you well."

"There are thousands of men, and there is no shortage of his piece of shit."

When the girl heard this, she cried and said, "I also want to break up, but he threatens me that if I break up, he will publish my private photos and ruin my reputation."

"I have the leverage in his hands, and I really don't know what to do, woo woo woo."

Seeing the girl's helpless look, Yi Man closed her eyes tightly, took a deep breath, opened her eyes and said calmly: "What's the name of the dog man? Tell it and I can help you."

"Chanan."

Yiman: "Scumbag?"

"Oh, man is as his name suggests. He is really a draft created by God!"

The girl added: "Next month, he and I are getting married. What I don't want to get married is because he threatened me with private photos and forced me to get married."

"He also said that the house he lives in now will be transferred to his name, and he will help him provide for his parents. He really wants to drive me to a dead end! Woohoo."

"He even wanted to use force on me. After I got pregnant with the child, I didn't have to pay for the gift money. Secondly, he could use the child to tie me up! Wuwuwu!"

[Sisters in the live broadcast room, I really want to slap that man now. Is there any sister who formed a team together? 】

[I, I, I will not only give him one slap, but also countless slaps! 】

[It’s so scary, why wasn’t such a man born? 】

[How many mothers does he have! It's hard to eat soft food. 】

After hearing this, Yi Man took a breath for herself, and said with a livid face: "He is really a lotus root student, and his mind and eyes are all grown up!"

"If you don't teach him a lesson, it's a waste of the money you spent on him!"

"Sister Man, what should I do? I want to get away from him as soon as possible, and I also want him to spit out all the money I spent on him!"

Yi Man narrowed her eyes and said coldly: "Chanan, right? When he was 20 years old, he molested a fifty-year-old woman on the bus. After being discovered, he was beaten and sent to the police station for 15 days. When he was 25 years old, He went into a factory and stole his roommate's computer and sold it for 28 yuan. Later, his roommate reported him and he was fired from the factory. He is 15 years old. This year, he has had a PC 302 times in total and has contracted syphilis and AIDS. He is not at home today. , because he is renting a room in of a xxx small hotel with a forty-year-old woman at this time. As long as you call the police, he will never pester you again from now on."

After hearing this, the girl looked in disbelief: "Isn't he a construction engineer? How could he..."

"Silly girl, he lied to you. Men are the best at sweet talk. After this, you need to be careful when making a boyfriend. In this society, there are so many soft-boiled and scheming men that you will be deceived by him accidentally." Yi Man He sighed.

[A lot of acne makes a mean man]

[I can’t stand any man anymore. This man should have his household registration as a man removed and let him become a beast! 】

[The taste is unique, even a forty-year-old aunt can eat it, and he has barely eaten shit. 】

[Little sister, you need to go to the hospital for a physical examination immediately. This bitch man is so bitchy, he will definitely try his best to infect you! 】

"Call the police and report him."

After hearing this, the girl did not hesitate at all and called the police.

After it was over, she thanked Yi Man repeatedly: "Thank you! Sister Man, without you, I would never be able to escape from him in this life. Thank you so much!"

"Then tell the police about the private photos. If you charge him with invasion of privacy, he will definitely go to jail."

"Okay, okay, okay! Thank you, thank you so much, Sister Man, I will always be your fan."

"Remember to protect yourself well and don't let scheming men hurt you."

"Yes!" The girl nodded solemnly and cut off the connection.

Soon, a man and his 40-year-old aunt appeared in hot searches.

Marketing accounts made videos of everything this man did and posted them on Douyin.

Cha Nan's bad deeds made half of the soft-boiled men on Douyin explode.

Many netizens dumped their boyfriends without saying a word after knowing that their boyfriends were also soft-boiled.

For a period of time, the title of "soft rice man" was something that everyone was shouting about on Douyin. Of course, this also happened later.

The girl who was connected to the live broadcast went to the hospital for a check-up and was in good health. Later, she really found a rich, handsome and wealthy man, but that is another story.

In the live broadcast room, Yiman connected with another person, this time a middle-aged woman with a haggard face and dull eyes.