I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

"Host, Yi Feng has been offline, and Li Qibin and Li Wenyan have taken action."

"Yifeng was stabbed to death by his fourth wife. Men who treat their wives badly usually die miserably."

Gaga held a roast chicken in the space and ate it with her mouth full.

"Li Qibin was deceived. Fang Hua used Li Qibin's name to borrow 100 million from loan sharks. Therefore, Li Qibin now owes a huge debt. Coupled with the report from the female secretary, he harassed female colleagues at work and was arrested by the Public Security Bureau. Went to ask questions. Hiccup~"

"This ending is so touching to me!" Yi Man praised.

"Okay, this matter is over. The next plot is that Su Qingqing was tricked by that Tom into doing a striptease."

"Host, do you want to help her?" Gaga heard Yiman say this, and the roast chicken in her hand suddenly lost its aroma.

"How could I help the person who once killed the original owner? I just mentioned it in passing." Yi Man choked up speechlessly.

"That's good, that's good. I know that the host is definitely not a good person!" Gaga's depressed mood just disappeared, and he opened his mouth and took a bite of chicken drumstick.

Hmm...baba fragrant.

While one person and one duck were chatting wordlessly, the phone rang.

It's Du Ping's call.

Yi Man knew that her carefree life was coming to an end and she was about to start working as a cow.

Yi Man sighed leisurely and answered with a somewhat melancholy expression.

"Princess, please speak."

"Manman, I have two variety shows here, you can choose one to participate in!"

"The cost of one phase is one million, and there are 6 phases in total."

Upon hearing this, Yi Man's eyes flashed with joy: "Okay, I'll participate."

"One is "Take Mom on an Adventure" and the other is "Acting Explosion". You choose one." Du Ping said on the phone.

"Then let's take the movie "Adventures with Mom". My mother is very busy at home, so I have to help her find something to do."

"OK, then you take your mother to the program set tomorrow and I will send you the address."

Finally, Du Ping sent the address where the program was recorded to Yiman.

Shen Hewan and his old girlfriends went shopping and just came back.

"Mom, do you want to record a show?"

Yi Man stepped forward and asked.

"Recording a program? What program?" Shen He put down the shopping bag in his hand, stretched his stiff and aching shoulders and replied.

Yiman helped Shen Hewan sit down diligently, and then gently and thoughtfully held Shen Hewan's shoulders.

"If you show your courtesy for nothing, you are either committing adultery or stealing." Although Shen Hewan said this, he still had a smile on his face.

"Mom, this program is tailor-made for us. It is a parent-child program. Our participation can deepen the relationship between mother and daughter!" Yiman smiled brightly, with a cunning light in her eyes.

"I'll participate in the parent-child show. Anyway, I'm still mad at your dad at home. I might as well go to the parent-child show with my precious daughter!" Shen Hewan said.

"Yes, yes, a parent-child program, hehehe, yes, a parent-child program..." Yiman herself didn't have the confidence to say this.

In fact, she doesn't know exactly what this program is about, but it's not easy to have this program with the word "adventure".

However, with mothers around, the director team didn't dare to cause trouble.

"Then, let's leave tomorrow, we want to live there!"

"Do you still want to live there? Oh, will they give us a straw house to live in? I don't care, I'm just afraid that my baby will be wronged!" Shen Hewan said worriedly.

"How is it possible? The director team wouldn't be so careless!" The smile on Yi Man's lips gradually grew, and even the corners of her eyes and eyebrows could not suppress the smile.

"Okay, then I'll go up and pack my things and leave tomorrow!"

"Go and record a show with your baby girl!"

Shen He got up and went upstairs happily.

Yiman's eyes followed Shen Hewan's back until she entered the room and could no longer be seen, and then she looked away.

Unfortunately, I am not your precious daughter, I am just a book wearer.

Yiman's eyes were very lonely. After sitting on the sofa for a while to calm down, she also returned to the room.

In the evening, Yiman started the live broadcast again after dinner.

Because Yiman has 3.8 million fans, fans rushed into the live broadcast room as soon as it started broadcasting and actively posted comments.

[Sister Man, are you going to blow up the real melons when the show starts? 】

[Sister Man, I haven’t seen you for a long time. I miss you so much. 】

[Sister Man, were you riding a pig on the highway yesterday? 】

[Sister Man, you are so shy today. Have you been to Myanmar? 】

Yiman raised her head and smiled in response to the fans: "You said I'm shy, but you said I've been to Myanmar!"

Yiman's beauty is that of a cool lady, with long eyelashes, slightly curly hair, bright eyes and white teeth, making people fall in love with her unconsciously.

However, the coolness hadn't lasted for more than a minute. Yiman seemed to have thought of something funny and suddenly burst into laughter.

Fans: "?"

What happened? Why did she laugh for no reason? She also smiled so crazily and terrifyingly that it looked like she would go through the screen and eat them all.

"Ahem, hello, everyone, I'm Yiman. I'm the Yiman who has short hair and is confused day and night. I'm so naive and easy to fool lovers. I'll run home when the multiplication table rains. I only say hello to Yiman when I start a conversation! Thank you for coming to my live broadcast room."

"Continue to eat melons in tonight's live broadcast! Whether they are big melons or small melons, brainless melons, or three-dimensionally explosive melons, we have them all!"

"Also, I was rude just now. You can pretend you didn't see it and save my face."

Yiman said seriously.

[Sister Man, I want to know whose sex is being kept true recently! 】

[Whose melon? I just went to live in poverty for a few days and then came back, and I couldn’t even eat shit as hot as it should? 】

[It’s about whether the third female lead in the recent popular drama Dream Legend, Korean Song, slept with the producer and added scenes! 】

[No, Korean singers are very good. After a fan fell down last time, how could the person who gently helped him up use sleep to add to the drama? 】

[This melon is not true! Except for Heizi who would believe this, who would believe it! 】

When Yi Man saw the words "Korean Song", a flash of understanding flashed in his eyes.

Su Qingqing's best friend, the original owner will die and his family will be destroyed, so her help is indispensable!

In order to let Han Yuge enter the Yi family and get a share of the property, Su Qingqing instigated the original owner to let Han Yuge meet the third brother. The third brother could not resist the original owner, so he had to agree to go to a restaurant with Han Yuge to eat. So, Han Yuge designed it to be in the third brother's wine glass. She drugged her into the house and wanted to have a rice-cooked drama, so that she could naturally enter the Yi family and become the third wife.

Unexpectedly, the third brother was a doctor. He knew that the wine glass was drugged as soon as he smelled it, so he used the excuse of going to the toilet to escape.

Later, she didn't give up her entanglement until her third brother passed away.

As for what the netizen said just now about helping up a fallen fan, that fan was actually her supporter. She maintained a gentle and kind persona in front of the camera, which attracted a lot of fans.

Looking at the netizens on the screen urging them to prove the Korean song, Yiman smiled calmly and said: "Stick to your thoughts, you are always right."

Because of this sentence, netizens and fans have speculated.

However, they still couldn't understand why the topic was just brought up like this.

Yiman added: "Three people are connected again today!"

"Come on, please come first!"

"Come on, let's eat melon together!"