I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations
Chapter 77 Exploding melon, three views exploded
The first netizen sent a link, and after Yiman agreed, a young man with sinister eyebrows and acne-covered face appeared on the screen.
As soon as he saw Yiman's eyes, he projected greedy obsession.
He wiped the saliva from his mouth and said with obsessed eyes: "Manman, I like you so much! You are my goddess!"
"Manman, you are so beautiful. Many people must like you, including me. I really like you and I want to be with you! Please promise me!"
Yiman frowned slightly, her tone even a little cautious and uncertain.
"Brother, who are you? Are you online just to say this? Are you a domineering president?"
The man smiled obscenely, and stared at Yiman with his dirty and chaotic eyes: "Manman, how do you know that I am a domineering president? Hehehe, did you fall in love with me at first sight?"
Yiman: "?"
fan:"??"
[I thought the majority of Sister Man’s fans were young ladies. Unexpectedly, there is also Pu Xin + Clown Man + Bottom Man + Dirty Man, the buff stack is full. 】
[The look in his eyes is so vulgar, disgusting, and makes me want to vomit. 】
[His tone is so trustworthy, disgusting, I want to yueyue]
[Sisters, I will leave for a minute while I look for the toilet. 】
After hearing his words, Yi Man's expression went blank for a moment, which was caused by embarrassment and shock.
She was silent for a few seconds, then smiled distantly: "Haha, you are very good at being a domineering president, don't be one next time."
The man replied confidently: "Manman, if you like me, just tell me! You women just love face and love. No wonder you can only have children in this life, what else can you do?"
After saying the last sentence, the man smiled evilly and said: "If it weren't for us men who created this society, would you women have a place to live? If it weren't for us men who went out to work hard, and you women would worship money for material things?"
"Let me tell you, a woman can only be used as a reproductive tool throughout her life."
[Is this man’s family engaged in animal husbandry? Why do everyone tell me I like you when I meet you? 】
[This man just doesn’t know how much he weighs, yet he is so ordinary yet so confident (smile)]
[His words fully demonstrate that although he brushes his teeth frequently, his mouth still smells like shit, and although he bathes frequently, his body still smells like scum! 】
[Without a woman, he would still be a paramecium without cells! Women who open their mouths and keep their mouths open are long and women are short, but they still have the nerve to say it out loud when they know they are short. 】
[Fecundity tool? Doesn't he know that his mother was outraged by the world for giving birth to him? 】
Yiman raised the corners of her mouth slightly and spoke sharply: "You are a man who has no characteristics except that he is ugly, short, trashy, low-slung, plain, wretched, and short. ! Sure enough, men are hypocritical. If there wasn't a woman's uterus gestating this piece of garbage like you, you would still be a paramecium without cells? If a woman hadn't been pregnant and gave birth to this piece of shit like you in ten months, you would probably still be in the dog's belly. What about the shit inside?"
"The country has implemented nine years of compulsory education, but you, a scumbag, have escaped the glory of education!"
The man was offended by Yi Man's words and retorted vigorously: "Am I short? I'm 185! Do you have it?"
Yi Man smiled disdainfully: "Ha, it can't even compare to four and a half 420 sanitary napkins!"
“Cheap men are everywhere!”
The man was furious: "I'm just 185, you can't accept it!"
"Oh, you only have this little nutrition, and you are tall. No wonder you don't have a brain!"
[I recognize Sister Man’s fighting ability! 】
[Not as high as four pieces of 420 sanitary napkins, this sentence is harsh! I like! 】
【Don’t be too happy, okay? Sister Man’s comments are very friendly to my breasts! 】
[Look, it feels like I want to marry Sister Man! 】
The man was so angry that he stood up and violently banged the table several times. When he looked at Yi Man again, his eyes were full of hatred.
"Bitch, it's your blessing that I, Jia Ren, have fallen in love with you. Don't think that just because you are an 18th-tier kid, I don't dare to do anything to you? After all, in an era when men are strong and women are weak, You will eventually be conquered by me!"
Yi Man: 6
Since ancient times, there have been talents in the network, and today she happened to be the unlucky one to meet him!
Since you are disgusting with me, then she is also disgusted with him, let him know what it means that there are people outside the world and there is a world outside the world!
So, Yi Man tapped her fingers on the table and looked at Jia Ren with disgust on her face: "Why doesn't the country use your face to study body armor?"
"Oh, that's why the country is lucky enough to be able to use my face as a body armor!" the man said proudly and arrogantly.
Yiman let out a cold laugh and started to eat instant noodles: "Jia Ren, right? He went to the toilet on the instant noodle box, then poured it out and continued to eat instant noodles from this instant noodle box!"
"You had a girlfriend before. Your girlfriend got car sick and wanted to vomit. Then you asked her to vomit in your mouth. You also helped her carry it around with your mouth, and finally swallowed it!"
"Also, you are 25 years old this year. You are still nursing your old age at home. Forget it, you still sleep on the same bed with your mother. Sometimes you have to hold your mother's breasts to sleep soundly. You are a really good mother. Baby boy!"
"While taking the bus, you molested a 55-year-old middle-aged uncle and showed his nakedness to others. In the end, he beat him half-disabled and sent you to the police station. Your parents even claimed that the middle-aged uncle seduced you! They threatened him to compensate for mental damages. .”
"There is something even more explosive. You and your dad went to PC together and discussed the details together! And you also planned to molest others on the subway!"
"besides……"
[Family, who knows, today’s melon is so disgusting! 】
[This man’s parents clearly have a problem with his education, otherwise they wouldn’t have raised dirty cucumbers! 】
[Pc, we also discussed the details together. Sure enough, fatherly love is overwhelming! 】
[When I thought about the vomit in his mouth, I vomited all the food I had eaten the previous night! 】
[Three views are shattered. Watching this live broadcast today has wiped out all the sins I committed in my previous life. 】
"That's enough, bitch, stop talking! I will spare you this time. If I see you on the street next time, I will beat you to death! My mother said that if a woman disobeys, she must be beaten. Beat her too much. If you obey me, you will be beaten to death by me sooner or later!" the man said viciously.
Yi Man shook his head and said nonchalantly: "I'm waiting! Dirty Cucumber Man!"
Later, Yiman said to netizens: "Police uncles in the live broadcast room, did you all hear it? The anti-pornography operation is about to begin!"
"Following the clues will definitely destroy a few prostitution dens!"
After Yi Man finished speaking, she raised her eyebrows at the man proudly, her eyes seeming to say, you are dead~
The man couldn't get angry, couldn't fight back, and when the scandal was exposed, he cursed and cut off the connection.
Yi Man shrugged. Anyway, he had been dancing for a while. Once the PC was involved, the police would arrest him after they found out, because Huang was the first in line!
At this time, someone else initiated a connection.
What appeared in front of the screen was a woman with a nose like an eagle's beak, sharp and slender. Her skin had been weathered for many years, like old cowhide, hard and rough, and every wrinkle seemed to tell her hard work.
But the face is very thin, the cheeks have no flesh, and the whole face is very flat.
Yi Man felt uncomfortable when she saw this old lady. The old man didn't do anything. She just looked at her face and she didn't like her from the bottom of her heart.
The old man tried his best to show a kind smile, but those yellow chaotic eyes made people shudder.
The old lady said in an old voice: "I'm here to connect my daughter-in-law!"
"I know you have great powers, anchor. I hope you can help me!"
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