I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

"Hey, Sister Ping."

"Remember to take your mother to the program set tomorrow, don't be late!"

"I know, I know!"

……

The next day, in the lobby, Shen Hewan set off after giving Yi Xun a few instructions, dragging her three suitcases.

Yiman also dragged two suitcases, and the two of them arrived at the airport in a grand manner.

In a blink of an eye, we arrived at the meeting place with the director.

It was on a sandy beach, with the sound of waves crashing in my ears, seagulls chirping, and a small boat floating on the sea with only a dozen seats.

【seaside? Shouldn’t the guests be asked to survive? 】

[Adventure can be regarded as survival. This variety show will probably kill the delicate and frail guests. 】

【Is it Yiman again? The ghost lingers! 】

When Shen Hewan saw this scene, his hair stood up, and his voice became nervous unconsciously: "Manman, could we have been deceived? Could it be that this is northern Myanmar, and we are the poor people waiting for you..."

Yiman looked around and saw a shiny head running towards them, followed by an uncle carrying a camera.

Yiman smiled and said: "Mom, someone is here!"

Shen Hewan turned around and looked around, and suddenly saw a bald head dazzling in the sun.

She murmured to herself: "What a big bald egg..."

The man ran up to them and introduced himself: "You are Yiman, right? I am the chief director Chen Dan. Welcome to our show!"

"You are the last ones to arrive at the show location. Please get on the boat and I will take you to the final show location!"

Yiman suppressed the doubts in her heart and pulled Shen He, who looked wary, onto the boat.

After boarding the boat, Chen Dan took two oars and handed them to Yi Man and Shen Hewan and said, "This boat is manual, so thank you two guests for your hard work!"

When Shen Hewan heard this, he was unhappy.

"There are four of us, why are we rowing? Do you want to use nothing?"

Chen Dan's hands froze and he looked a little angry: "I have the final say when I come to the show set, otherwise you won't get any remuneration!"

Anyway, they are just a pauper, so if someone offends someone, they will be offended, and they can’t find any reason to deal with it.

Before they came, they were all rich girls and ladies. Of course he didn't dare to offend them, but he could still afford to offend Yi Man and this old woman!

Chen Dan thought so.

Yi Man looked at him, narrowed her eyes, and said nothing. She took the oar and started paddling slowly.

Chen Dan smiled proudly.

It seems that Yiman is also a useless person, and he is not arrogant and domineering in a variety show at all.

So, Chen Dan held his arms and sat on the bow of the boat leisurely and contentedly.

He even hummed a song.

"Manman, this bald guy has gone too far. He looks like a villain." Shen Hewan said angrily while paddling.

"Mom, I'll take care of him when we get to the show location." Yiman said with a cold look in her eyes.

Ten minutes later, Yiman and Shen Hewan arrived at the show location.

Chen Dan took them into a deep mountain and old forest. Shen Hewan frowned even more, but she didn't speak.

Finally, they reached a clearing and a group of people appeared.

Of course there are familiar faces too.

"Yi Man, come here." Qi Wei waved to her.

Yiman pulled Shen Hewan over, smiled at Qiwei and said, "Handsome guy, long time no see. I'm participating in a variety show alone."

"I'm afraid that half a person attending will scare you."

Yiman: "..."

Qiwei pulled the woman behind him and introduced to Yiman: "This is Ms. An, you can call her Aunt An."

An Ru looked at her with a smile and said, "Hello, Manman. If you take a closer look, this is really beautiful!"

"Qi Wei often praises you in front of me!"

"Aunt An is also very gentle." Yi Man said calmly.

"This is Ms. Shen." Yiman pushed Shen Hewan in front of Qiwei and Anru and introduced them.

"Hehehe, hello, hello." As soon as he said hello, he retracted behind Yi Man.

Too bad I met an acquaintance.

"I'm sorry, my mother is a sociopath and is shy." Yiman said.

"It's okay, my mother also has social anxiety."

In this way, Qi Wei and Yi Man chatted all the time, while Shen Hewan and An Ru huddled behind their children and did not dare to say a word.

Because they are acquaintances and are a pair of best friends. To say that they are best friends actually means that no one knows the other. No one knows the other's family situation. They only know that they have similar personalities and play well together.

By the way, becoming best friends was only a week ago. The two of them were bragging about going to participate in a show last night, but they didn't expect to meet in the same show group the next day.

Moreover, the two did not dare to recognize each other, because once they did, they would cause a lot of trouble.

As a result, the two played the role of social terrorists properly.

At this time, Chen Dan spoke.

"Welcome to our reality show, Adventures With Moms, now in its third season so far, featuring six guests and their mothers."

"The program will present the adventure stories of six guests and mothers to the audience through live broadcast + recording for a month!"

"Next, we introduce the six guests and their mothers!"

"A warm welcome to Best Actor Qi Wei and his mother!" Chen Dan shouted at the highest pitch.

Qi Wei and An Ru waved their hands coldly in front of the camera.

The expressions of the two mother and son were exactly the same.

[Sihasha, Qiwei actor is so damn handsome! 】

[Mom is such a pretty girl. She looks like an 18-year-old girl in her sportswear! Beauty, add me on WeChat? Um? I have ten apartments in my house~]

[Upstairs, it’s my mother you’re teasing! 】

"Next is the popular little flower, Su Qingqing and her lovely mother!"

As soon as Chen Dan's voice came out, Su Qingqing and Shan Yiyi walked out of the grass with smiles on their faces.

Su Qingqing showed a decent and generous smile and said: "Hello, we meet again. Today, I brought my mother to participate in a variety show. I hope you will support us!"

After saying that, she pulled Shan Yiyi's sleeve and said, "Mom, please say hello to the netizens and fans."

"Don't touch me, I'm so dirty." Shan Yiyi shook off Su Qingqing's hand with a look of disgust.

"Hahaha, my mother is a little shy and embarrassed to say hello." Su Qingqing's smile froze and she rounded off her words.

"Tsk, pretending to be dead!" Shan Yiyi rolled her eyes.

These words made Su Qingqing's face crack.

"Hahaha, please invite the next one!" Chen Dan came out in time to smooth things over.

"A warm welcome to Han Yuge and her mother, Duan Xunliao and his mother, and Ning and her mother!"

Korean song: "Hello everyone, I am very happy to participate in the variety show with all the mothers!"

Duan Xunliao: "Hello, I am Duan Xunliao. My mother is a regular star!"

Ning (male): "Hello, I am Ning. I am a university professor, and the person next to me is my mother. She is a singles champion!"

[University professor, I know him, he is very popular recently! During class, he always wears a black coat and black trousers. He is clean and straight, with a slender figure. He charms thousands of girls! 】

[Ahhh, my political science professor! I didn’t expect him to be on an adventure show! 】

[Teacher Ning Ning, I was your wife in your previous life! 】

"Okay, since everyone is late, our show will officially begin!" Chen Dan finished speaking passionately.

Chen Dan added: "Next, let's divide into groups."

"But first, the suitcases, clothes, mobile phones and snacks everyone brought were all handed over to the program team."

"If you need it, you can ask the program team to return it."

Suddenly everyone burst into mourning, but they had to obey.

It’s someone else’s territory, someone else’s decision.

After everyone handed in their items, Chen Dan began to announce the first task. After completing the task, they can be divided into groups.