I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

"The program team has placed some survival props in the forest, but there is only one way to obtain these props!"

"It's about looking for props stored by the program team in the forest. Whoever finds the most props will win first place and will have priority in choosing teammates!"

"There is another rule. We will use the rule of tearing off name tags. You must protect your mother during the process. If your mother is eliminated by the enemy, the props in your hand will belong to the enemy!"

"The rules of the game have been announced, and the time limit is one hour. The first mission of "Adventure with Mom" ​​has officially begun!"

After Chen Dan finished speaking, the staff put name tags on their backs.

As soon as he finished posting, Duan Xunliao took the confused Zhang Hong and ran deep into the forest.

Duan Xunliao's only belief in his heart is to find the most props, eliminate the most people and become the first to choose Su Qingqing as his teammate.

Su Qingqing looked at Shan Yiyi, fluttering her thick, curly eyelashes and said, "Mom, let's go too, otherwise the props will all be taken away by others!"

Shan Yiyi held her arms, curled her lips and said with disgust: "You still need to say that? What are you pretending to do? Damn green tea!"

Su Qingqing's face turned pale, her face lost its luster and became dull. She bit her lip weakly: "Mom, I'm just reminding you..."

"Huh? Remind me? Are you afraid that I will hold you back? If you hadn't knelt down and begged me to participate, I wouldn't have bothered to participate!" Shan Yiyi still looked at Su Qingqing with the look of "I can see through you."

"Oh, it's useless to talk. Why are you still standing here? Are you looking for it? Will the props fall out of your mouth if you stand here?"

"A piece of trash."

【Is this mom? This is the stepmother! What you said is so vicious, my Qingqing must be very wronged. 】

[Teacher, what happened to my Qingqing? Why isn't her mother welcome? 】

[This beloved parent, her mother is the stepmother, and she is not favored in the Su family. 】

[Teacher, why was my Zihan bitten by a mosquito at school? Teacher, why is my Qingqing being bullied? 】

[Dear parent, mosquitoes seduce Zihan, I'm sorry, Qingqing is green tea that others don't like to drink. 】

Shan Yiyi pushed Su Qingqing and said angrily.

Su Qingqing was pushed by her, staggered, and almost fell to the ground. Fortunately, she steadied herself and turned to look at the hateful-looking Shan Yiyi. Su Qingqing's face was pale, and she limped toward the depths of the forest. .

After Shan Yiyi looked at it, she snorted and slowly followed Su Qingqing.

On the other side, Yiman took Shen and Wan to find a broken bowl and a faded torn towel.

Shen Hewan twirled the torn towel and exclaimed: "Could it be that the savages used it to tear open the butt and threw it here and we picked it up?"

Yiman took the towel and tied it around her waist, patted Shen Hewan on the shoulder and said helplessly: "Mom, your imagination is enough to write a three-body book!"

"Manman, what can you use this tattered towel for? You can't use it to wash your face, right?" Shen Hewan said with a look of horror.

"Yeah, how about using it to wipe your butt?"

"It's not impossible. The suitcases were confiscated by Bald Egg. They didn't even leave us a pack of tissues. We have to wipe them with our hands when we go to the toilet!" Shen He said.

"Mom, you wipe it with your hands, and I'll wipe it with leaves." Yi Man replied while pushing aside the grass.

"No, then don't wipe it!"

"I know, don't wipe it!"

Shen Hewan: "..."

Damn girl, pretending to be deaf.

"Qi Wei? You're here too. Have you picked up anything good?" Yiman looked at Qi Wei who was walking towards her and asked.

"No." Qi Wei shook his head.

An Ru said, "Don't believe them. He picked up a pot and a bucket!"

Qi Wei: "?"

Mom, can this be said? With Yiman's character, you have already been targeted. She doesn't care if you are an aunt or whoever you are, everything else is just a cloud in the game!

Qi Wei guessed that Yiman was indeed eyeing An Ru, and she gave off a hunting light when she looked at An Ru.

"Manman, why don't we tear her apart and grab the props!" Shen Hewan stared at An Ru's back and swallowed.

Qi Wei: "?"

Thought he was dead, he is still here, opening his mouth to come.

"Mom, forget it, it's not fat enough. Let's keep it for a while." Yi Man said bluntly.

[Sister Man: It’s mine, everything is mine, even the people are mine! 】

[I pray that the actor’s mother is a stupid beauty, or an honest stupid beauty. 】

[Qi Wei: Do you like props? Um? My mother has blown herself up, do you like it? say? 】

[Qi Wei: Do you like Cheng Shi’s children? Um? like or not? Mom can't hide things with her mouth! like or not? say! 】

Qi Wei: "?"

She really expressed her ambition without hesitation.

So, Yi Man continued to take Shen Hewan to look for props.

Soon Yiman found a water glass and a toothbrush.

Seeing this, Shen Hewan cheered loudly to Qiwei and Anru: "We found the water glass and toothbrush!"

Yiman was bending over and looking at her mother in disbelief as she walked out of the house. Her expression was blank, which successfully made the fans laugh.

[Sister Man: Mommy, can you say a few words less? 】

[Mommy who can’t hide things is so cute. 】

[Are you showing off, right? 】

[Yiman’s mother: If you have it, I have it too. I’ll trap you to death! 】

"Pfft, my son went over and tore her apart. I couldn't stand her proud face!" An Ru joked.

"Oops, I found two pairs of chopsticks!"

"Wow, two plates, Manman is so awesome!"

"Wow, an umbrella, Manman is great!"

Yiman: "..."

Someone come and save her, there is an enemy mother at home, it’s so scary! Can't you just cover your little vest?

Sure enough, Shen Hewan's boastful words attracted a silly wolf.

After Duan Xunliao arrived with Zhang Hong, he stared at Yiman and Qiwei for a while, then he was silent for a moment, and said with joy and joy: "The two fat sheep are here!"

"Hehehe, all your props are mine!"

"Let's do this. Just keep the props and I'll save your face!"

[If you’re going to get slapped in the face, don’t pretend to be so cool. 】

[Sister Man: There just happened to be one who came to die. It’s really good. It’s really good. 】

[Oops, the weather has cleared up and the rain has stopped, and I feel like I can show off again! 】

Duan Xunliao said generously with his hands on his hips.

The corner of Yi Man's mouth twitched, she covered her forehead and sighed: "You're exposed after drinking, so you just open your mouth and pull it?"

"Take it easy, there's no toilet here!"

Qi Wei took a few steps closer to him. Although there was a smile on his lips, his face was very cold. Duan Xunliao was a little out of breath under his pressure. He held his head high and said, "Don't come over here. Come here and I’ll call someone!”

Yi Man also stepped forward slowly, her eyes falling on Zhang Hong's back, with a faint cold light of inevitable victory: "Shout, you shout for me, no one is coming to save you!"

Duan Xunliao swallowed, and protected Zhang Hong as he hid in the open space behind him. Zhang Hong also tightly held onto the corner of Duan Xunliao's clothes and did not dare to let go.

What should I do? My idiot son is pretending to be cool again. It doesn’t matter if he gets beaten. Don’t hit me!

He is thick-skinned and can withstand beatings.

So, Zhang Hong pushed Duan Xunliao away and said, "Take this silly son away, I don't want it anymore!"

"Mom? You just sold me out like this?" Duan Xunliao was stunned, with a trace of confusion, anger and annoyance in his eyes.

"Son, this is called abandoning the car to protect the handsome man. Just give up. Mom will remember you!"

Saying that, he turned around and ran away.

[I’m laughing so hard, we all fly when disaster strikes! 】

[As expected of a mother and a son, she could even sell her son to help herself escape. 】

[To be honest, although Duan Xunliao is not a good person, his mother is so cute, stupid, and empty-hearted. 】

If you don’t run away now, then when will it be better? It doesn’t matter if you’re a silly son!

Unexpectedly, Yiman's hands were extremely fast. He strode forward and grabbed Zhang Hong's name tag, tearing it off with a tear.

Duan Xunliao looked shocked.

Mom, all my surprises today are from you! Is this what you call abandoning the car to save the handsome man? This is fucking giving away someone's head from a thousand miles away!

Yi Man held the name tag between her two fingers, waved it in front of Duan Xunliao and said, "Oh, we'll just accept it!"

"Thank you for traveling thousands of miles to send people away! We will remember your great kindness!"

Duan Xunliao: "..."

Different from Duan Xunliao's dejected expression, Zhang Hong laughed: "Oh, you're welcome, this is what we should do!"

"It's all our fault, we are too nice!"

Duan Xunliao: He vomited blood and died. He will be laid to rest.

“It’s so lively~”