I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

Yiman carried Qiwei back to the director, and everyone almost made a sharp explosion after watching it.

The director team hurriedly carried Qiwei into the tent and called the doctor.

It's normal for a variety show to have a doctor accompanying them, otherwise it's not like some variety shows or TV stations that don't even see a doctor when someone dies.

Qi Wei was lying on the bed, and the doctor checked the big lump on his neck.

Yiman didn't want to disturb the doctor's work and left the tent.

At this time, Chen Dan came over angrily and asked in a strange tone: "How come Qi Film Emperor got hurt when he was with you?"

"Obviously everyone picked up the props separately, so why did the Best Actor Qiwei go to help you when we got here?"

Facing Chen Dan's indiscriminate slander, the fist hanging at his side clearly won.

In addition, she promised Ms. Shen to deal with him.

Chen Dan mistakenly thought that his momentum had scared Yi Man, and he couldn't help but feel proud in his heart.

"If you can't even take care of the best actor Qi Wei, what kind of woman is she?"

"If you ask me, you should quit the show voluntarily and go back to your small third-tier county."

As he spoke, Chen Dan raised his head slightly, showing an expression like "What are you doing to me?"

Su Qingqing clearly told him that Yiman's family was in poverty, and his parents were also small shop owners in a small county. They didn't have any influence in the family, so they could learn from each other at will on the show.

Su Qingqing had told her this, so she couldn't be wrong.

As a result, Chen Dan satirized Yi Man more confidently.

Chen Dan is a person who likes to bully the weak and avoid the strong. In the past, it was common for guests on his show to be embarrassed and unpopular.

He treats people who are popular in one way and people who are not popular in another way.

However, today he was on the hard end.

When he was still thinking of embarrassing Yiman about Qiwei, Yiman slapped his big pig face directly. The slap was so big that it was thousands of miles away, and Chen Dan flew directly into the grass in the distance.

The screams startled the sounds of birds.

[Yi Man is really crazy, even the director dares to beat him up. Does Yi Man not want to record this show? 】

[Why do you hit someone when you disagree? She is so unqualified, just ban her! 】

[Why does a bald man spit out shit whenever he disagrees? He has no character. Just castrate him. 】

[Chen Dan's reputation in the industry is extremely bad. He likes to put on the shoes of unpopular artists, and he is always arrogant and arrogant. Artists who are on fire, the shit they poop, they want to hang it up and store it! 】

[This slap makes me so happy. 】

Yiman snorted coldly, clapped her hands, looked at the grass coldly, and then entered the tent to see Qiwei again.

The doctor has given him an injection and taken the medicine, and Qi Wei's red face has become much more normal.

After Yiman thanked the doctor, she walked over and looked at the big bump on Qiwei's neck.

Just now Gaga told her that the unlucky guy was bitten by a tick and had a high fever, so he could talk nonsense.

"Host, you care about Qi Wei very much! To be honest, are you attracted to this peach blossom?" Gaga asked.

"A man will only affect the speed at which I beat people and make money. In other words, a man who is reliable can fly a plane in the sea." Yiman helped Qiwei cover him with the quilt and walked out of the tent and replied.

Yi Man: "Besides, I'm just a book traveler. As long as I complete the task, I can return to the real world and enjoy my wealth and freedom again."

"Host, the original heroine is no longer a demon. It's hard to make money without a mission!" Gaga said with a sad face.

"It's okay, I just beat the bald ass."

"You are awesome, then just wait for him to put on your little shoes!"

"He is famous in the circle of variety show directors for hating celebrities who are not popular. Of the six guests, you have the least number of fans!" Gaga said in a pitiful tone.

"Then I'll beat him until he doesn't even recognize his mother. Besides, I know all his embarrassing things! I'm not afraid of being disliked by him," Yiman said.

Sure enough, the mission was over, and Yiman was in first place and Qiwei was in second place.

Hanyu Ge and Qule, Ning's mother, competed in a duel, but Qule was beaten by Qule, so Ning was ranked third, Korean Song was fourth, Su Qingqing was fifth, and Duan Xunliao was sixth.

After Chen Dan announced the result through gritted teeth, he glared at Yiman several times, and Yiman treated him as if he didn't exist.

Yiman has priority in choosing teammates, and has more living supplies, including two separate tents.

In the end, Yiman chose Qi Wei as his teammate. Yiman's choice almost broke the gums of Su Qingqing and Han Yuge.

In the end, the guests used their existing props to cook lunch, and the ingredients were distributed according to ranking.

Chen Dan reluctantly gave Yi Man a killed fish and a killed fat duck. Even if he didn't want to, there was nothing he could do. This was the rule of the show.

Duan Xunliao, who came in last, was only allocated a bowl of boiled water.

Duan Xunliao and Zhang Hong: "..."

Hahaha, it’s actually quite good, as you don’t need to light a fire to cook.

Su Qingqing was not much better. She was only assigned a pack of instant noodles. Su Qingqing looked at her, Chen Dan, with eyes full of complaints.

Chen Dan pretended to be dead to avoid Su Qingqing's resentful gaze.

Shen Hewan picked through a pile of props and picked out a pot, two plates, and a spoon.

We have the props, but no lighter or firewood!

At this time, Yiman stood up and looked around the forest and said, "Mom, you keep an eye on the props here. I'll go pick up some firewood and come back."

"Okay, go and come back quickly!"

As soon as Yi Man left, Su Qingqing stared at the pot in Shen Hewan's hand.

As long as she grabs the pot, the instant noodles in her hand can be cooked. Chen Dan is also a bitch who makes and packs instant noodles. It made her want to go to others to take the blame.

Shen Hewan put the pot behind his back and sat there in a daze.

Su Qingqing saw the opportunity now, quietly walked around behind Shen Hewan, and reached for the pot.

A hand reached out and grabbed her hand. Shen He turned his hand and gave her a big nose bag.

"Oh, give me a hug, give me a hug, I wanted to take the pot, why did I hit you?"

"No, why are you sneaking behind my ass?" Shen Hewan looked at Su Qingqing with curious and innocent eyes.

Su Qingqing knew that Shen Hewan did it on purpose, but she didn't dare to say anything. She could only gritted her teeth and said, "I happened to pass by and fell down!"

"I'll go back now."

So, Su Qingqing quickly stood up and slipped away.

[Su Baihua, guilty of being a thief. 】

[After falling down, I kept staring at other people’s pots and my hands were still restless. 】

[I’m laughing so hard, this is the popular little flower who is obviously a thief! 】

[Sister Man’s mother beats well, beats wonderfully, she makes a squeaky sound of green tea. 】

Shen Hewan looked at her fleeing figure and couldn't help but sneered.

Little bitch, do you think I don’t know what bad intentions you have in your heart? From the way you sneaked around behind me, I could tell you wanted to steal my home.

Yi Man came back with a pile of firewood and a few wild fruits in his hand.

"Mom, there are wild fruits here. They have been washed and can be eaten directly."

After Yiman handed the wild fruits to Shen Hewan, she squatted down and dug a hole in the ground.

[Sister Man can also pick wild fruits. The wild fruit trees in the forest are very tall. Sister Man climbs the trees to pick wild fruits for her mother to eat. It’s so loving. 】

[Tsk, it must have been given by the director team! How could I pick wild fruits in just ten minutes? 】

[Yes, it must have been given by the director team. Fans of Yi Man will really give her a high hat! 】

[Iman is digging a hole? She wouldn’t want to build a small stove, would she? That’s too self-righteous. There’s nothing in the woods, so what can you do? Just watch, see Yiman make a fool of himself! 】

Yiman picked out two thicker split branches and inserted them into the hole. Then he found a thinner and stronger branch. After inserting the fish into the branch, he placed it on the split branches. , this simple barbecue grill is ready.

Yiman took out some dry leaves and hay and made it into a bird's nest. Then she asked Shen Hewan, "Mom, can I borrow your reading glasses?"