I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

[Does Yiman want to shine the sun on the convex lens and start a fire? Isn't this whimsical? 】

[In other people’s variety shows, they use drilling wood to make fire, but Yiman uses reading glasses to make fire. It’s boring and uninspiring. 】

[It may not be successful yet. In other variety shows, the director is directly asked to get a lighter. Why is this special about her? Do you want to be in the limelight? 】

[Waiting for Yiman to make a fool of herself, I want to see how she uses her reading glasses to make a fool of herself. 】

Yiman took the glasses handed over by Shen He. She held them up and faced the sun. She used the imaging properties of the convex lens to concentrate the light and create a high-temperature spot, which ignited combustibles.

Yiman raised her eyes high and remained still, but her eyes were fixed on the haystack.

Fans in the live broadcast room were also staring closely at the pile of grass turtles, fearing that they would miss this famous scene.

Chen Dan on the other side couldn't help but sneer in his heart after seeing Yi Man's actions, and looked at Yi Man with sarcastic eyes.

She really thinks she is a genius in physics, and she even makes fire through a convex lens. Why doesn't she learn how others make fire by drilling wood?

A fool's dream.

[The physics class representative is here. She is using a convex lens to focus sunlight onto combustible materials to induce combustion. This phenomenon is called optical focus ignition. 】

[Generally speaking, when light incident on a convex lens parallel to the optical axis passes through the convex lens, refraction occurs. Due to the outer curvature of the convex lens, light is focused toward the optical axis inside the lens. When light is focused to a point, this focus is the focus of the convex lens. At the focal point, the light rays converge into a very bright point. If this bright focus is aimed at combustibles, the energy at this point is very high, which can cause the combustibles to burn. 】

[I understand all the words, but how come they are so strange when they are put together? 】

[You scumbag, come with me and recite the light (I) method to learn the Ju (not focus) (Zhi Dian) Tao fire method. 】

Suddenly, a small spark appeared from the haystack, and then thick smoke gradually appeared, and finally gathered into the entire haystack and caught fire.

Yi Man quickly put the dry branches into the haystack and let them burn.

As the fire gradually grew stronger, Yiman placed the fish on the branch with a slit above it and grilled it.

Netizens in the live broadcast room couldn't help but shout 666 when they saw this operation.

[I didn’t expect that she succeeded. I thought she would fail. It’s a pity. 】

[Upstairs, why don’t you treat others well? 】

[The Convex Lens Method of Making Fire was taught to me by my physics teacher in junior high school. In order to show off my physics ability, I used my father’s hair as a haystack. I thought it would fail, but I didn’t expect that I successfully set my father’s hair on fire. . 】

[Upstairs, where’s the back? That’s it! 】

[Later, my dad slapped me with two big handbags, and my mom also chased me with slippers from the beginning of the village to the end of the village. You all know what happens next. 】

As time passed, the aroma of grilled fish spread out, and everyone present couldn't help but swallow their saliva.

Chen Dan looked down at his lunch box and then at the grilled fish on the grill. He suddenly felt that the lunch box was no longer fragrant.

Su Qingqing looked at the grilled fish, her eyes shining, and then she looked at the packaged instant noodles in her hand, feeling a little resentful towards Chen Dan.

After the grilled fish was ready, Yiman tore off a piece and tasted it. Although there were no other spices, it was still edible.

After Yiman handed the whole fish to Shen and Wan, he grilled the roast duck.

"Manman, it has no taste. It would be nice if there were spices. I have salt and spices in my suitcase. I don't know if I can use them." Shen Hewan said while eating grilled fish.

"It's okay, I'll go direct."

So, Yiman walked towards the director, pointed to the pile of suitcases in the distance and asked, "I want to get some necessities from my mother's suitcase, is that okay?"

When Chen Dan saw that Yi Man wanted something from him, he wanted to embarrass Yi Man.

"No, this suitcase has been confiscated by our program team. We will give it back after recording the program."

Although the contents of the suitcase can be used with the approval of the director team, when facing Yiman, he wanted to embarrass her and embarrass her.

It also makes him understand that he is the biggest in the program group and everything must be obeyed by him!

Yi Man raised her eyes to look at him, with a faint smile in her slightly narrowed eyes, and a touch of imperceptible sarcasm.

After she glanced at the cameraman in the distance, she said in a very low voice: "You don't want your wife to know that you actually have an illegitimate child outside, right?"

Chen Dan's body trembled and he looked at Yi Man with horrifying eyes: "You...how did you know?"

"Ah... I not only know that you have an illegitimate child, but I also know that you are an unofficial artist. I still have evidence in my hand. You don't want me to expose it, otherwise your career as a director will be over!" Yi Man rolled her eyes. He smiled and said again.

[What can’t we listen to? 】

[Is Yiman threatening the director? 】

[Is there a melon, isn’t it! 】

[Sister Man, I have a speaker here, please speak up! 】

"I...I will agree to any condition you make, as long as you don't expose me!" Chen Dan compromised and begged.

"Okay, then I want to get the things in the suitcase."

"Okay, you can take whatever you want in the suitcase, and you don't have to ask me about it anymore!" Chen Dan said in a trembling voice, extremely frightened.

After Yiman glanced at him, she walked towards Shen Hewan's suitcase, opened it and found salt, allspice, and chili powder.

Only then did Yiman realize that besides these, there were other random things in her mother's suitcase. She even packed a kettle.

After all, a cow is still a cow!

Yiman took the spices back and sprinkled the spices on the sizzling roast duck. The aroma was rich.

Sprinkle some spices and salt on half of the fish too.

It made everyone present cry.

【It looks delicious! Sister Man, can you feed me? 】

[Sister Man, aren’t you an expert in dark cooking? How to become a five-star chef? 】

[Sister Man said that my cooking skills can only be brought into play in a complex environment. 】

After Chen Dan was frightened, his stomach growled. He knew that he had the leverage in Yi Man's hands and he didn't dare to shamelessly ask Yi Man for it.

Yiman on one side was eating deliciously, while the one on the other side kept swallowing. The sound of swallowing was particularly obvious against the sizzling and oily roast duck.

Finally, under everyone's gaze, Yiman tore off a duck leg, and everyone watched helplessly as the duck leg ran into the tent.

Yi Man handed the duck leg to An Ru who was dozing on the chair and said, "Auntie, you can eat this duck leg."

"No, Auntie, you can eat Manman." An Ru stared at the duck legs, but her mouth was saying rejection.

What should I do? It smells so good and I really want to eat it, but she has already rejected it. How about not trying to persuade me to keep it?

Yi Manjian kept swallowing her saliva, and after showing a look of understanding, she directly put the duck leg into her hand and said, "Auntie, you can eat it. If you're not full, I still have some more."

After saying that, Yi Man left.

Returning to the grill, Yiman tore off another duck wing and ate it, her mouth full of oil.

While eating, Yiman thought that he should leave the duck legs for Qiwei. He was sick and should be replenished more.

After Yiman was full, there was still half a roast duck left on the grill. Su Qingqing and Duan Xunliao only had that half of the roast duck in their eyes and nothing else.

Su Qingqing pulled Duan Xunliao and said, "Xunliao, I'm so hungry. Why don't you ask Yiman for the half roast duck? We'll share it."

Duan Xunliao was also very hungry, so he agreed immediately.

He insisted that he could not do anything about being hungry and imagined that Yiman would give him the roast duck for the sake of him being her former fiancé.

Unexpectedly, the roast duck didn't arrive, but I got my own secret ingredient.