I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

"biu."

The gunfire fell, and a streak of paint suddenly appeared on the chest of the man in camouflage uniforms. The sensor sounded and the person was eliminated.

The man in camouflage uniform looked at Yiman on the tree in disbelief. Didn't he eliminate her?

Yiman followed the tree, slipped down from the tree with a swipe, and stood in front of the man in camouflage clothes: "You were eliminated by me!"

"Why are you okay? I obviously fired several shots." Camouflage didn't want to believe that he could empty the gun, and he wanted to ask clearly if he was eliminated.

"I'm hiding! You can't hit me!"

Yiman put away the gun, patted the paint on his clothes and said, "Uncle, I'm sorry, the show requires it."

The man in camouflage uniform responded in a low voice: "I'm only 25."

"Okay, thank you to the 25-year-old uncle for his heroic sacrifice!"

Man in camouflage uniform: "..."

"Why don't you take me to find your companions!" Yi Man said with calculation.

"No, no, no, I will never betray my companions in my life! You must give up!" The man in camouflage uniform shook his head like a rattle and spoke firmly.

"Okay, you can go."

The man in camouflage uniform kept asking like a curious baby: "Can you tell me how you avoided my shooting?"

"Hide behind the trees."

"I do not believe."

"If you don't believe it, don't believe it. Anyway, I just have to believe it."

"Just tell me, you will make me understand!"

"I told you, you still died inexplicably!"

Man in camouflage uniform: "..."

After Yi Man called out Shen Hewan and An Ru, he continued to go elsewhere, and the man in camouflage uniforms followed Yi Man, asking questions all day long.

Yi Man was a little impatient because of her noise.

[This Brother Bing is a bit handsome, and my saliva has turned into a river. 】

[There are four kinds of kings in the world, the king of hearts and the king of clubs. If King of Diamonds and Brother Bing don’t like me, I will be sad, okay? 】

[Curious baby hehehe, curious baby hehehe, I admit that you are a bit handsome, but you don’t have to be proud. After all, you can’t keep my heart. If you swipe for two more minutes, I will forget you. 】

"Shut up, if you ask again, I'll throw you up a tree and become a Sadako!" Yiman stopped and stared at him like an idiot, her tone slightly warning.

"I'm just curious~" He lowered his head and pouted with an aggrieved look on his face.

Yiman's sight of his ghostly appearance refreshed her understanding of Brother Bing, so she adhered to the principle of keeping out of sight and taking the initiative to ignore him as a living person.

After they walked for a while, there was another sound of wind and grass in the grass in front of them.

Yi Man slowly tightened his grip on the gun and ordered Shen Hewan and An Ru to hide in a safe place.

Taking advantage of his small size, he quickly hid behind a big tree.

As long as Zhou Xinyuan is spinning in circles like a headless fly.

At this moment, there were a few bangs and bangs, and Zhou Xinyuan's whole body was covered with paint.

Zhou Xinyuan saw that the camouflage uniform on his chest had turned into colorful colors, and a black line flashed above his head.

You idiot, you even kill your teammates!

Three men in camouflage uniforms jumped out from the grass. When they saw it was Zhou Xinyuan, all three of them looked like they were eating shit.

"Why are you here?"

"Why did you hit me?"

The four of them said in unison.

"Brother, if you don't go arrest someone, why are you hanging around here? I thought you were a guest." Man A in camouflage uniform asked.

"I was eliminated, so..." Zhou Xinyuan scratched his head and admitted generously.

"Who is so powerful that I can eliminate you? You are the sharpshooter in our army!" Man B in camouflage uniform said with a hint of disbelief in his voice.

"How did you get eliminated!" C, the man in camouflage uniform, asked.

"I also want to know how I was eliminated!" Zhou Xinyuan said with a frown.

"Whoa." A gust of wind blew behind them.

Zhou Xinyuan was facing the front and witnessed Yi Man slipping past him like a loach.

He also made a silent gesture towards him. Netizens in the live broadcast room were also stunned by this scene.

【Loach reincarnation? 】

[Sister Man’s graceful figure flashed from my eyes and disappeared! 】

[Sister Man, did you work in a special operations force before? 】

"Is there someone moving behind me?" A in camouflage uniform turned around alertly, looking at the grass ahead with a pair of eagle eyes!

Yiman, who had just slipped into the grass at a very fast speed, quietly pushed aside a few blades of grass and looked at A, who was in camouflage uniform with an alert look on his face.

As expected of Brother Bing, this level of alertness is quite good! I was almost discovered, but luckily she was born in the year of the Monkey and escaped quickly.

"Are you too nervous? I didn't hear you!" Man B in camouflage uniform walked towards the grass where Yiman was hiding, and used his gun to open the grass and search carefully.

Yiman, who was hiding in the grass, was sweating instantly as he watched the enemy getting closer and closer to him.

If you don't fight hard, either he dies or I die!

Man B in camouflage uniform pushed aside the grass with his hand, and sure enough he saw Yi Man squatting inside!

"Hey, there is..."

Man B in camouflage uniform raised his gun, but Yi Man's long legs kicked the gun out of his hand.

"Snapped."

The gun fell to the ground.

[Wow wow wow, Sister Man’s long legs kicked my heart. 】

[Sister Man is so sassy! I want to get married! 】

[Sister Man has a good figure, those long legs and that small waist, hehehe, I want to touch it~]

Man A in camouflage uniform fired several shots at Yiman. Yiman rolled vigorously into the grass, dodged the shots, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Man A in camouflage uniform gritted his teeth and shouted to camouflage B: "Pick up the gun quickly, what are you doing standing around?"

Man B in camouflage uniform picked up the gun and went straight into the grass. After a while, man A in camouflage uniform also jumped in.

After entering, there was no one from Yiman. It turned out that Yiman had climbed up a big tree at an extremely fast speed and was watching the two of them looking for someone in the grass with great interest!

Man C in camouflage uniform was looking for someone in the surrounding grass, while Shen Hewan and An Ru, who were hiding in the grass, covered their mouths tightly, forcing themselves not to make any sound.

"Puff~puff~"

Shen Hewan was so nervous that he farted.

An Ru looked at her with wide eyes, and her eyes were already full of curses.

[Sister Man’s mother was so nervous that she farted, revealing her position. 】

[Qiyingwang’s mother’s eyes were already scolding very dirty. 】

[Oops, I’m about to find out. Will there be a reversal? 】

Man C in camouflage clothing followed the source of the sound, just when Shen Hewan and An Ru thought they were going to confess here.

"biu."

A streak of paint appeared behind him.

Man C in the camouflage uniform immediately turned around and saw Yiman jumping from one tree to another, and leisurely picking a wild fruit and eating it.

There was still time to salute him.

Man C in camouflage uniform: "..."

So, he immediately reacted: "She is on the big tree on your right!"

Yi Man's eyes widened, she pointed at him, then at herself, and then made several gestures on her chest.

It means that you don’t follow martial ethics.

Man in camouflage uniform C: Sorry, I can’t understand.

"She's down! She's hiding in the grass to your left! She's even giving you her middle finger!"

Yiman: "?"

Don't slander me. My moral quality is there. How could I do such a thing?

So, Yi Man angrily poked her head out of the grass and gave C, the man in camouflage clothing, a middle finger.

Then he shook his head and made a face at him and said, "Idiot, idiot, you can't find me~ slightly~"

"Just a little bit, idiot."

Man C in camouflage uniform: "(▼plate▼#)"

"Old Wang, are you lying to us? There is no one!"

"You are stupid, why can't you blame me if you can't find it?"

Men A and B in camouflage uniforms walked out with a piece of grass on their heads.

Suddenly, Yiman jumped out of the grass, tripped the two of them to the ground with a sweep of his legs, and then handsomely stood up and raised his gun.

"Bang bang."

Gunshots rang out and both men were shot.

Yi Man curled his lips, put away his gun, looked at them who were stunned and said, "I'm sorry, you were eliminated by me."