I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

"Yi Man, I want your half of the roast duck. I hope you won't be ungrateful. Give me the roast duck quickly and the misunderstanding between us will be wiped out."

Yiman: "?"

"I envy your skin. How do you take care of it? You are so thick-skinned."

"Will you give it or not? I am informing you, not discussing with you! Don't be ungrateful!" After Duan Xunliao said this, he tried to grab the roast duck on the grill.

Yiman suddenly grabbed his dog's paw and squeezed it gently, causing his dog's paw to dislocate.

"Ah, Yiman, let go. My hand is insured. Can you afford the compensation?" Duan Xunliao's face was distorted, his teeth bared, and the pain appeared on his face.

"Let go, it hurts me so much." Duan Xunliao's tone was extremely painful.

Yi Man shook off his hand, sat down again with an expressionless face, and added branches to the fire.

Yiman has ignored Duan Xunliao's existence. Even though he screamed in pain next to him, she was indifferent.

When Duan Xunliao saw that he didn't get the roast duck, he glared hard and grabbed it.

Yiman's eyes were sharp, and she suddenly grabbed his dog's paw and put it directly on the fire to roast it.

"Ah, ah! It hurts, it hurts, it hurts."

Yiman let him go only after his skin turned red from the heat. Duan Xunliao breathed into his paws, trying to use the meager coolness to get rid of the pain of being roasted.

Duan Xunliao roared: "Yiman, you are committing murder, I can take you to court!"

"Sue, if you succeed, I'll call you daddy. You idiot."

Duan Xunliao: "..."

Yiman's voice was extremely cold: "Go away, don't get in my eyes here."

"You perfectly embody the common denominator of history and unofficial history."

Duan Xunliao said confidently: "You...you can't finish that half of the roast duck. It's a shame to waste food. You might as well give it to me and Qing Qing!"

"We were once an unmarried couple, couldn't you give me some face?" Duan Xunliao asked again.

Yiman rolled her eyes and spoke coldly: "Face? Is your face worth anything? A pile of shit on the roadside is worth more than your face. Why don't you keep silent and just say that we are an unmarried couple? Whatever you are, I will be. Face, courtesy."

"Don't make me slap you in the most annoying place!"

Duan Xunliao: "..."

"Besides, your hemorrhoids have just been cut off not long ago. Don't force me to kick your ass."

Duan Xunliao's scalp went numb and he subconsciously covered his buttocks. He would always remember the ecstasy of ruptured hemorrhoids.

"Oh, by the way, I'm a top-notch guy, and I don't like to change my tea bags. I wear a pair of tea bags front and back."

"My feet slipped when I went to the toilet and I stepped on my own feces."

"Do you need to continue talking?"

"besides……"

[Keep talking, keep talking, I want to hear more! 】

[A handsome guy doesn’t like to change his pants. Hey, he must be a virus. 】

[I really want to slap myself. I used to love Duan Xunliao to death. 】

Duan Xunliao turned blue with anger: "That's enough, stop talking, I know you are secretly investigating me, you uneducated woman, you vicious, shameful and nasty woman!"

Yi Man sneered: "Exposing your embarrassing stories is just an auxiliary word for emotion and has nothing to do with upbringing."

"Hey, Duan Xunliao, did you lack upbringing? Didn't your mother teach you to respect girls? Your mother is not a woman. She speaks viciously and obscenely. I really don't understand why your mother doesn't Are you going to strangle her to death and practice trumpet?" Shen Hewan opened her eyes wide with an expression of disbelief, and lightly covered her mouth, as if she was shocked.

Duan Xunliao was speechless: "I..."

"Go away, what a piece of garbage, don't stay in the trash can and pollute the environment." Shen Hewan said in disgust.

Duan Xunliao returned to Su Qingqing in disgrace. He did not dare to look at Su Qingqing, for fear that Su Qingqing would blame him for being useless.

"Xunliao, forget it, we won't eat that roast duck. We will try to get first place in the next task, and then we can have a feast." Although Su Qingqing disliked Duan Xunliao to death in her heart, on the surface she still She comforted him with a gentle expression.

[Su Baihua is really evil-minded when she instigates others. 】

[No wonder her mother doesn’t like her. Who likes a daughter who has a lot of ideas? 】

[Hypocritical, so disgusting. 】

The gloom in Duan Xunliao's heart was swept away, and a smile appeared on his face again.

I couldn't help but think that his Su Qingqing was too kind to dislike his uselessness.

"Come here to gather. I'm going to announce the second mission. This mission is about your resting place tonight!"

"Our jungle is suitable for hiding, so we engage in a battle to catch people. This is a personal battle. Whoever eliminates the most people can leave the island and live in a luxurious villa, and the one with the fewest people will live in a tent!"

"There are men in black in the jungle. They are all veterans. They all have colored guns. Whoever eliminates the men in black will win. But if you are hit by a man in black or an enemy, you will be eliminated! The program team will also call you for help. If you want to call for help or surrender, you can press the emergency call machine."

"As long as you eliminate a man in black, the sensors on their body will sound an alarm, indicating that the man in black has been eliminated."

After Chen Dan finished speaking, the command staff issued a color gun and a rescue machine to each of them.

Qi Wei stopped participating in the game because he was still unconscious, and his mother An Ru participated instead.

The game officially begins.

Yi Man took Shen Hewan and An Ru into the depths of the jungle.

After walking for a while, they heard the sound of a stream.

When I got closer, I saw a stream in front of me.

Shen Hewan came to the stream, took some water and washed his face, feeling that he was finally reborn.

Suddenly, she shouted excitedly: "There are fish in Manman."

At this time, Chen Dan saw that someone had discovered the stream and was a little unhappy.

They chose this small island as the location for the show because the stream was hidden deep in the jungle and would not be discovered as long as no one dared to enter the stream.

Plus there is fish in the stream, and if the guests are really interested they can find it and get extra meals.

However, I didn't expect that Yiman would find someone by mistake. It would be fine if it was someone else, but why Yiman?

[I found the creek, I don’t have to worry about eating meat in the future! 】

[Is there a man in black here? 】

[Don’t tell me, I’m really afraid that a few men in black will suddenly appear and shoot Yiman and the others suddenly. 】

"Let's go. We'll have a good place to stay and eat well tonight!"

Yi Man said.

They walked for a while.

Yiman's ears moved, and there was a sound in the grass ahead.

Yi Man immediately hissed and instructed Shen Hewan and An Ru to hide in the grass.

Yiman herself quickly climbed up the tree, and she could see clearly when she reached a high place.

[I am six. This is the first time I have seen a person climb a tree faster than a monkey! 】

[It’s not the man in black, it’s the brother in camouflage clothes! Sihasha is so handsome! 】

[Are they squatting in the grass to poop? 】

Two men wearing camouflage uniforms and sunglasses squatted in the grass.

The other one raised his hand and walked out of the grass and came to where Yiman was standing. They looked around for a few times but saw no one, so they planned to look for him in the nearby grass.

After Yiman cursed secretly, he raised the gun and aimed it at his chest. The sensor sounded in the gun.

The man in the camouflage uniform looked at the blue paint on his chest without knowing why. The man in the camouflage uniform next to him immediately raised his head and looked at the tree. He raised the same gun and hit Yiman several times.

Yiman was petite and immediately hid behind the big tree.

Tsk, you moved so fast, I almost got the lunch box.