I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations

But the next scene shocked everyone present. Netizens were so stunned that they even forgot to post the barrage.

The leopard pounced directly on Yi Man. Yi Man nonchalantly, with a slight hook at the corner of his mouth, grabbed the leopard's neck with one hand, pushed the leopard directly to the ground with a backhand, and casually slapped it on the buttocks.

Snap, the sound is loud, but it also means that the flesh on the leopard's butt is very elastic, and it feels amazing when you pat it.

The leopard was confused for a moment, with confusion hidden in its big eyes. The subwoofer came out: "Roar...?"

Netizens didn't even react. They had no idea that Yiman would be so fierce and directly confront the tiger, and even leisurely give the leopard's butt a try.

After the barrage was quiet for a few seconds, it exploded instantly.

[Sister Man, are you the reincarnation of Godzilla? Why did you press Brother Leopard to the ground and rub him? 】

[Lin Daiyu uproots the weeping willow. 】

[Help, I actually saw three points of disbelief, four points of unwillingness and seven points of grievance in Leopard Li's eyes. 】

[Where did the black man go? According to Sister Man, this power can bring the sunspots to the sky and the sun side by side. 】

The tiger also came to his senses at this time, with ruthless emotions flashing in its eyes, and it struggled violently in Yiman's hands, trying to escape from Yiman's clutches.

Slowly, its mood changed drastically. No matter how it twisted its body, it could not escape Yiman's clutches.

Seeing that it was still struggling, Yi Man narrowed her eyes, made two smacks, and put two more nose pockets on her butt.

"Children who disobey should be spanked!"

leopard:"……"

Two-legged beast, you fart, it is the fastest beast in the jungle, how can you, a two-legged beast, educate you?

So the leopard continued to struggle.

It didn't believe it. It looked like a leopard, but it couldn't escape from the clutches of the two-legged beast?

Yiman became impatient with his struggle and raised her hand to tap its head and buttocks.

And warned: "If you try to struggle again, I will peel off your skin and make me a fur coat."

"Woo..."

The leopard stopped struggling. It lowered its head and let out a low moan.

The Twoleg is so fierce, it's still a baby, why is it whining at me like this?

[Alas, poor Brother Leopard, your experience made my mouth curl up. 】

[Leopard: Two-legged beast, please let me go and catch the black bear watching the show behind. It once stole the cassock. 】

[Look at the black bear in the back. Its eyes reveal pity for the big brother leopard. 】

[There was once Wu Song who hunted tigers, and later Yi Man caught leopards. Alas, these were two brothers in distress. 】

Duan Xunliao, Su Qingqing and Han Yuge looked at Yiman in surprise, and couldn't help but think that Yiman was gentle when he beat them.

Yiman saw that the leopard stopped struggling and stroked the leopard's head like a cat. The leopard narrowed its eyes in comfort and made a grunting sound.

Then, Yiman let go of the leopard and said, "I'll spare you today, but don't scare anyone next time."

Leopard raised his head and glared at Yi Man.

If someone catches him by surprise, can he dismantle the two-legged beast and swallow it?

Where to start? From the head or from the toes, oh, I am in trouble.

"Are you planning on swallowing me up?" Yi Man said suddenly.

leopard:"……"

How could the Twoleg know what it was thinking?

At this time, Qiyingdi also walked up to the leopard. He squatted down and touched the leopard's head with his slender, white hands.

And said in a very calm tone: "Be good, don't cause trouble for me, otherwise I won't mind sending you to the zoo."

leopard:"……"

Woohoo, you're threatening me.

So, the leopard just lay on the ground motionless.

Forget it, put it on display, since the two-legged beast can't eat it, it won't leave and will stay here shamelessly.

[Can leopards also show off? 】

[Brother Leopard Zi doesn’t want to work hard anymore and wants to deal with the poor guy like Sister Man. 】

[Sister Man at the stall, maybe she didn’t eat the last meal but didn’t have the next one, or maybe she didn’t have the last meal and didn’t have the next meal. 】

"Get up, don't pretend to be dead for me." Yiman pushed its butt angrily.

"Ho... (I'm hungry)"

"Get up or I'll skin you."

"Ho... (I'm hungry)"

Yiman: "..."

What are you yelling at? How can we understand you if we are not the same kind?

"Pretend to be dead? Try?" At this time, Qi Wei said something threatening.

When everyone thought the leopard continued to lie on the ground, the leopard actually stood up, then squatted down and rubbed its head on Qiwei's trousers like a kitten.

It seems like Twolegs, I'm hungry, please give me something to eat quickly!

"Are you hungry?" Yi Man asked again.

"Roar...(yes)"

Under everyone's surprised eyes, he nodded.

Yiman touched his little head and put a piece of grilled fish on the grill to his mouth.

The leopard ate the fish without hesitation and then stared at another fish on the grill again.

So in order to eat the delicacies in the world that are not available in the jungle, it ran to Yiman's feet and rubbed it, and even rolled on the ground and turned its belly and acted coquettishly.

Black Bear, who was still gloating about his misfortune, roared when he saw Brother Leopard eating grilled fish, ran to Yiman's side, stood up, put his paws together, and bowed to Yiman.

Yiman: "..."

It has stolen too many cassocks, and it must have become stupid.

Twolegs, I'm hungry too. I want to eat grilled fish.

Yiman had no choice but to give the grilled fish that Leopard was jealous to Black Bear and said, "You can leave after you finish eating."

"Roar...(delicious)"

Finally, after the leopard and the bear ate the grilled fish, the black bear wanted to turn around and walk away from the bear.

But the leopard was still stubborn and didn't want to leave. It ran to the grill, smelled it, and roared.

Then he returned to Yiman's side and acted like a baby.

Twolegs, you are so stingy. You only give me one to eat. I don’t care. I still want to eat.

Yi Man pointed at his belly and said, "Eat, eat, eat, you are already so fat. Look at your big belly, look at your fat feet. If you keep getting fatter, you will become the fattest person in the jungle." A fat beast."

When the leopard heard this, he stood up immediately. He roared and jumped into the grass as fast as possible.

Two-legged beast, please remember that I am not fat, I am powerful and majestic!

[Sister Man, don’t tell me that I didn’t notice it. This leopard’s belly is very pleasing to the eye! 】

[I see that leopards in the animal world are all lean and strong, but why does the meat on this one keep shaking when it walks? 】

[Brother Leopard, don’t read the comments, they are bad comments. 】

[But where did these two stupid idiots come from? 】

[I remember it was Duan Xunliao and the others who brought it here. Could it be that they did it on purpose? 】

"Duan Xunliao!" Qi Wei lowered his voice and shouted coldly.