I'm crazy and you're crazy: Comments on human beings by sand sculpture quotations
Chapter 96 Sister Man has a great mouth
"What are you yelling about? I can hear it!" Duan Xunliao said with a guilty conscience.
"How did you lure this leopard and black bear here!" Qi Wei's face was cold and his tone was almost demanding.
"I...how do I know? Of course it ran out on its own!" Duan Xunliao's expression was flustered, and he was looking for words to explain.
Of course he knew that it was the three of them who caused it. On the way back to the camp, Han Yuge suddenly ran back and told them that he had found a cave, so everyone started to think about exploring it.
Yi Man gave him a cold look: "Say it. If you don't, I'll throw you on a tree with your bare buttocks bitten by mosquitoes!"
"I am also a person with a good temper and I will never do anything."
Duan Xunliao: "..."
Haha, look at what you said, it seems like I have been beaten by you!
Under the coercion of Qiwei and Yiman, Duan Xunliao explained how he attracted the two cuties.
Originally, Duan Xunliao didn't want to go, but after Su Qingqing's persuasion, he relented and agreed to enter the dark cave with them.
It was fine at first, it wasn't very dark inside, there was a ray of light inside, but as they got closer and closer, they heard the sound of snoring.
He wanted to leave at that time, but Su Qingqing asked if there was someone inside, or a man in black, then they could pick up a few heads.
Su Qingqing's words made him stay again.
Suddenly, without looking at the road, Su Qingqing broke a dead branch under her feet. Suddenly, the snoring in the cave stopped and a low roar appeared.
A pair of shining eyes appeared in the darkness, and then a huge body.
At that moment, the three of them stopped exploring. The thought of picking up heads in their minds made them run for their lives because of the appearance of this black bear.
The black bear happened to be hungry, so of course he would not let go of the prey so quickly. He also ran with his strong body towards Su Qingqing and the others.
Su Qingqing and the others completely lost their way while running. Later, they met a leopard drinking water by the stream. Just like that, after the leopard saw the meat, it stopped drinking the water and chased Su Qingqing and the others directly.
So, these two little cuties were brought to Yiman Qiwei.
[I’m so speechless. Curiosity killed the cat. Even if they have no morals, they still want to involve other people. 】
[When will this bad woman Su Qingqing be eliminated? I don’t want to see her again! 】
[Korean singer’s nose is so angry that she won’t help her]
[If I were here, I would kill these three bitches. 】
After listening, Yi Man rubbed his forehead and said, "Say, please don't do whatever you want just because you have a problem with your head!"
Yiman looked at Han Yuge again: "And you, Han Yuge!"
"Didn't plastic surgery make your brain normal? You dare to instigate people to enter the cave in the jungle!"
"Made, I've confirmed with your eyes that you are not a human being. Foolish people have stupid blessings, but idiots don't."
Yiman cast her eyes on Su Qingqing again and said in an even more speechless tone: "By the way, there is you, Su Qingqing!"
"I think you are missing a string in your brain and an eye in your heart."
"There is a human head in the cave. Why don't you say that there are Ultraman Tiga, Godzilla and Transformers in the cave? See what you can do. If you think you are righteous, think about whether you have a brain, okay?"
Yiman scolded all three of them regardless, and no one present spoke for them. If it hadn't been for them, their lives would not have been in danger.
Curiosity killed the cat, even if it killed other cats.
[It’s cool, Sister Man’s scolding has touched my heart. 】
[No, Su Qingqing and the others didn’t mean it. Did Yi Man scold her too much? 】
[Oh, too much? Deduction one, leopards and bears all go to her house. 】
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Su Qingqing lowered her head and said nothing, but the fingers holding the corners of her clothes had turned white. It could be seen that she felt ashamed and embarrassed at the moment!
"Hey, where are the leopard and bear?"
At this time, the rescue team had arrived, and they seemed to be taking a leisurely walk.
When Yiman saw these three thin dogs, he thought he would rescue them?
Is Chen Dan mentally ill?
When the three people saw everyone looking at them with big eyes, they began to feel awkward.
However, the tone is still a bit harsh.
"Let me ask you, where are the leopards and bears?"
"Whose pants are not pulled up and you are exposed!" Shen He held his arms and sneered.
"You're a skinny dog, but you still want to rescue us? It's already pretty good that you're not being eaten by leopards and bears, and you're still learning how to bark like a dog."
Three people: "..."
"Humph, you have such a bad mouth. If the director hadn't called us over, we wouldn't have come. You, a bunch of spoiled rich wives and charming ladies, are not worth saving! Hahaha!" one of them said wildly.
"You think we want to save you? If it weren't for our pitiful wages, we wouldn't have come forward. Maybe we would be pregnant with beautiful women and drinking wine together! Hahahaha!"
Another person laughed extremely arrogantly.
"Bang." A fist was slapped on his smug face, and then he was kicked horizontally. The man lay motionless on the ground.
The other two people saw Qi Wei taking action without saying a word. They all took a few steps back. They looked at each other, shouted, and went up with fists.
Qi Wei calmly adjusted his cuffs, dodged their fists sideways, and then turned around and kicked them directly on the back.
The two of them lay straight on the ground and howled.
Qi Wei's whole body was exuding coldness, and his straight and slender legs were conspicuously tight in the live broadcast room.
[Damn it, it’s not for nothing that the actor is known as a leg guy in the industry! 】
[Tsk, tsk, tsk, why are my eyes so obscene? I can always locate you like a GPS. 】
[I pray that the actor looks very fertile~]
The look in his eyes at the ants moved Yiman's heart.
Her eyes fell on his slim waist, and the corner of her mouth curled up.
Gee, he must be wild in bed.
As soon as the idea came to her mind, she immediately abandoned this yellow thought in her mind.
Qi Wei returned to Yi Man, lowered his head and looked at her, with a hint of doting in his tone: "The truth is to take action."
"Yeah." Yi Yiman looked away and replied lightly.
"Come on, let's eliminate the others."
As soon as Yi Man finished speaking, Qi Wei raised his gun and eliminated Su Qingqing and Duan Xunliao.
"Tsk, it's an eyesore."
Yiman: "..."
If you want free heads, just say so.
Finally, Qi Wei, Yi Manchen and Wan Anru continued to walk deeper into the jungle.
On the road, the two fought side by side and eliminated many people.
Yi Man was so excited that he shot a few people and then went to find others.
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