Dressed as cannon fodder, I went crazy, and the villain pampered me until I was numb.

The atmosphere on the stage became inexplicably heavy. The host said sad lines regretfully, and the expressions of the female guests were not very good.

Only Xia Kou wanted to laugh, and even stuffed a grape into her mouth.

The three male guests who came on stage afterwards had no success, and two of them successfully held hands with the female guests No. 16 and 21 on the stage respectively.

Following this, two new female guests came on the scene.

Xia Kou seemed to be lacking in interest after being confessed affectionately by the second male guest.

Since the show crew doesn't respect her, she naturally doesn't need to show too much kindness to others.

The people who were hiding snacks under the stage now moved the chocolates directly to the table to eat.

Pair it with small cakes and fruits, not to mention how delicious it is~

The host saw her having a great time at the guest table and was too embarrassed to ask her to comment several times.

He looked to the director outside the venue for help.

Only then did the program crew realize that Xia Kou was angry.

Before the last male guest came on stage, the director temporarily stopped the show and ran to the guest seat to talk to Xia Kou during the intermission.

“Mr.

She spit out a longan core nonchalantly and looked at her with the corners of her lips raised, "I was a little shy because of the sudden confession, so I was speechless for a while."

The director was stunned, knowing that Yue Yunfeng's sudden confession just now was not discussed with her in advance, which caused her to have a little temper now.

"Oh, Teacher Xia, in fact, I didn't discuss it with you just now because I wanted to capture your true reaction on the spot~ You know, the most authentic reaction can bring the biggest topic. I hope you can understand our good intentions. ."

Although the director appeared to be smiling apologetically, he was not apologetic at all in his words.

Xia Kou tilted her head, blinked her big watery eyes and stared at her seriously and asked, "Am I some kind of cheap person?"

The director was confused by these words: "Huh?"

"Am I a very cheap person? Can I allow you to consume me without any limit and take advantage of my warmth?" Her tone was frivolous, but there was a numbing coldness in her light voice.

The director's expression became subtly embarrassed, "No, Teacher Xia, you can think about the problem from another angle. If this topic becomes a big hit on the Internet, it will also be very helpful to your traffic.

This is a win-win process of cooperation!

Teacher Xia, you are so topical, so those who can do more work~"

Faced with the director's flattery, she was very disdainful: "Those who are capable work hard, so you can, but I can't."

Director: "..."

"In any case, please finish recording the show. We only have the last male guest left. I hope you can let go of your temper..."

"temper?"

It's obvious that the show crew was disrespectful first, but now they want to criticize her and say she has a bad temper?

If it were other people, they might think that this dumb person was a loser.

But who is she?

Niu Hulu·Fugu·Xia Kou.

It's harder to make her suffer than to make her eat shit.

"You have a good temper, otherwise you would sit here for me?" She pouted and crossed her arms.

The director had no choice but to ask his assistant to bring things up.

In an instant, a variety of desserts and a cup of milk tea were placed at her feet.

"Look...he's the last one...just be okay. Our crew will apologize to you after recording!"

Xia Kou swallowed her saliva while looking at the delicious desserts beside her.

Is she such an unprincipled person?

……

Yes, she seems to be.

Anyway, only the last one is left.

"Okay, hurry up." The straw was neatly inserted into the milk tea, and she took a sip. The sweetness was just right.

The bad mood improved a lot in an instant.

After everything was settled, the show continued.

"Now let's invite the last male guest of this episode."

As the background music played, the last male guest entered the room dressed in a Tang suit.

He is not tall, he looks about 1.65 meters tall. He has a slicked back hair and an earthy yellow Tang suit that makes him even shorter.

"First introduce yourself."

The visitor held up the microphone and said excitedly: "Hello everyone, my name is Wu Anbang, I am 36 years old today."

The host smiled at him and joked: "Look at the way male guest No. 6 is dressed, he looks like a cultured person."

"Yes, I usually pay great attention to my cultural literacy. I hope that my partner is also an educated woman." He took the microphone and began to talk non-stop. "Now I want to ask a question to the 24 female guests present. , whoever answers correctly, I will put her in the area of ​​the favorite girls, and I will give her an extra gift!"

The host looked at him with disdain and smiled: "Are you sure they are willing to answer the question?"

This remark made the whole audience laugh.

"According to my understanding of them, they may not be so generous."

Wu Anbang said hurriedly: "It doesn't matter~ There will be prizes for answering correctly, and there will be prizes for answering incorrectly!"

"Okay, just ask the question and see if any girls are willing to answer it." Seeing that he couldn't stop it, the host had no choice but to let it go.

Wu Anbang straightened his back confidently, danced and asked questions: "Why are the flowers red? Why is the grass green? Why do farts smell?"

"..."

The scene fell silent for an instant, as if a few crows were flying overhead...

Teacher Shi was too embarrassed to look any further, covering his face with a very complicated expression.

Such an old joke, Xia Kou is so embarrassed that she wants to die.

If she had known in advance that participating in this show would cost as much as her toe, she would definitely not have agreed so easily.

Seeing that there was no one to warm up, the director's eyes fell on him again.

The person who received the benefit had no choice but to raise the microphone and said: "It's okay, everyone, you don't know that what he said is normal. After all, knowledge is dead and people are alive."

We haven’t put the first vcr yet, and we haven’t selected the exciting girls area yet. The female guests have extinguished all 24 lights and only 4 are left.

The host had no choice but to move on, not even allowing the girl he was interested in to choose, and started playing the first VCR directly.

“I personally like erudition and traditional culture very much, and with many years of experience in business, I have come to a very insightful conclusion.

Human nature has its weaknesses. Once I grasp the weakness, I am not far away from making a fortune! "

The director in the voice-over asked: "Is it difficult for you to teach the Chinese people?"

Just listen to the middle-aged man's devilish laughter coming from the screen: "Of course hahahaha, many Chinese people nowadays are not real Chinese, hahahahaha, I think it is less than two thousandths, they don't understand any traditional culture at all .

To become a true Chinese citizen, you must read the Four Books seriously.

But I haven’t bought these four books yet…”