Dressed as cannon fodder, I went crazy, and the villain pampered me until I was numb.

“I haven’t bought or read these four books yet.

I don’t like reading, because reading is very demanding on the brain. We are mediocre people and we can’t do this, hahahahaha..."

"In addition, I also particularly like Tang poetry and Song lyrics. I particularly like Faye Wong's "Shui Tiao Ge Tou". The lyrics are very beautiful."

Choreographer: "Can you sing?"

"will not."

"..."

After the short video was played, 24 female guests raised their hands to ask questions.

The scene unexpectedly became lively.

The host hurriedly called out the new female guest No. 16.

"Excuse me, you just said that you are particularly good at catching the weaknesses of the Chinese people. What do you think the weaknesses of the Chinese people are?"

Male guest No. 6 was stunned for a long time, raised the microphone and said: "This... is a secret."

Female guest No. 16: "..."

At this time, there were still three lights on the stage. Seeing that Xia Kou's lights were also on, the host curiously asked Xia Kou, who had not turned off the lights yet: "Excuse me, why is Teacher Xia still turning on the lights?" "

"This stage has not been this fun for a long time. I want to give the male guests a chance and also give myself a chance."

"what chance?"

"A chance to have fun watching his second VCR."

As soon as these words came out, they immediately resonated with the female guests who had three lights left on the stage.

"Teacher Xia, you think the same as me!"

"Teacher Xia, I am indeed your fan, you really spoke from the bottom of my heart!"

The host was shocked: "Good guy, it turns out it's for the VCR."

"Okay, let's take a look at the second VCR of male guest No. 6."

As the host gave the order, the video started playing on the screen.

"I once had a short marriage. I got engaged five days after we met my first love. We got married on the 40th day of our relationship, but we divorced within half a year.

I think the reason the marriage failed was because my mother didn't attend my wedding, which created a rift between me and my partner.

But the divorce also hurt my mother very much. My mother became the biggest victim, harming others and herself!

After the divorce, I also had an online relationship, but the girl got sick midway, and her parents delayed her seeing a doctor for three years. This is the worst human tragedy I have ever seen!

But later I also discovered that her disease was incurable and she could not have children, so I broke up with her.

The road of life is very long. I can only walk with her for 500 meters. She should walk the remaining 25,000 meters by herself. "

After the video ended, the last three remaining lights were extinguished.

The host noticed that only the pink light in Xia Kou's hand was still on, and asked her to speak: "Now only Teacher Xia is the only one in the audience who has not turned off the light.

I think our teacher Xia must have something to say. "

Xia Kou silently glanced at the male guest on the stage who seemed unable to believe that he had his lights turned off by 24 female guests and said: "You are really a muddy loach with a little bit of seawater, and you really treat yourself as seafood."

She said, extinguishing the pink lamp next to her.

Wu Anbang picked up the microphone and retorted: "I think the fact that I am here today is not my problem at all, but the problem of the 24 female guests present."

Several female guests have become impatient with such weirdness: "You can really go, you don't need to stand here.

No one welcomes you here. "

Unexpectedly, the male guest began to strategically pretend to be deaf and blind at this time. He squinted his eyes and pretended that he couldn't find the female guest who was speaking and said: "I can't hear what you said. Um... repeat it again. Bar."

"I said you can leave!"

"Sorry, my ears are not very good."

Xia Kou rolled her eyes: "You may not just have a bad ear, so I suggest you change your brain."

Unexpectedly, Xia Kou's words actually angered the man in Tang suit. He raised the microphone and cursed at Xia Kou: "Do you think you are awesome? Do you think you are a big shot? At best, you are just a woman!"

Now it is because many women are too well educated that the fertility rate is declining and humanity is facing extinction.

I think women like you shouldn't go to school! "

Xia Kou was very disdainful: "Is the reason why the dinosaurs became extinct because the female dinosaurs were highly educated?

This male guest, few people here may have listened to what you said, but your farts shocked everyone. "

This remark caused the audience and the 24 female guests to burst into laughter, all of which were ridiculing Wu Anbang.

Teacher Shi was also angered by the male guest's nonsense and said angrily: "We must know that prejudice often comes from our own ignorance and stupidity. This male guest, you are not welcome on our stage, please get off!"

Wu Anbang was so angry that he spat at the stage, turned around, and strode away.

This episode also ended in absurdity.

As soon as the work was over, Xiaochun ran onto the stage with her coat and put it on Xia Kou.

"Sister Xia Kou, thank you for your hard work. It's really hard for you to participate in this kind of show." Xiao Chun saw the situation clearly from the audience.

If I had known earlier, I would have listened to Sister Qiao Wen and not allowed Sister Xia Kou to participate in this kind of show.

Xia Kou wrapped her coat around her body, pursed her lips and shook her head: "What a heartfelt review."

She has learned a lesson and should think carefully before participating in programs in the future.

After all, the spirit of the mentally ill is also important.

"By the way, have you bought all the desserts and coffee for the staff?"

"Yeah, okay, I've bought it, I'm just waiting for you to go down and distribute it!"

She responded and followed Xiaochun to the backstage.

The aisle was crowded with 24 female guests who had just come off the stage. Some were walking in groups at the front, talking and laughing, and some were whispering about something at the end.

A whole day of recording made Xia Kou very tired, so she was not in a hurry, so she didn't let anyone clear the aisle, and she followed lazily at the end of the line.

She leaned half against Xiaochun, feeling that she almost fell asleep while walking, but not long after, she heard the people in front of her talking quietly.

"That Xia Kou, does he really think of himself as a big star? He doesn't even know how much he weighs, so why is he so famous on the court?"

"That's right. He looks like he doesn't look down on anyone. Yue Yunfeng kindly appreciates her and expresses his love to her. She doesn't take it seriously, but she's really bad at herself."

"The director had to come over to comfort her in such a humble way. Who does she think she is? Does she really think of herself as a big shot?

If it were a real celebrity, he wouldn't come to our show, would he? "

The tired man slowly opened his eyes and unexpectedly stared at the three female guests chatting in front of him.

Perhaps due to the sudden chill coming from behind, the three people closed their mouths in unison and turned to look.

He happened to meet Xia Kou's eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling: "Tell me, why don't you continue talking?"