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Chapter 105: The coach’s words of wisdom during driving practice
[Female voice prompt: "Identity verification successful, please start immediately and follow the voice prompts to complete the exam."
The man in the picture looked panicked and put on his seat belt.
"If you don't fasten your seat belt, the exam is over and your score is unsatisfactory."
The man looked confused, he had clearly stabbed himself.
The invigilator shouted: "Candidate No. 54, Candidate No. 54, what are you doing sitting in the passenger seat?"]
"Goose goose... co-pilot..." Yu Nianzhi huddled in the bed and laughed, so that the sound would be quieter and would not disturb anyone, otherwise the door would be kicked in again.
The common people were as confused as the man at first. They looked at the man with their own eyes and saw that the man was wearing the seat belt. How could he not wear it? It must have been a mistake!
See the back... the co-pilot!
They have seen that there are two seats in front, the circled seat is for driving, and the one on the side is just a seat.
So, instead of driving, he became the co-pilot!
oh! How could you be so confused, you idiot!
The ancestors were not very happy to have their sleep interrupted, but this is the result? That's it?
It's midnight, you'd better be busy!
System 00 suddenly remembered something: "Huai Min? Are you asleep?"
Zhang Huaimin was called out by Su Shi in the middle of the night. He probably thought the same thing. You'd better be fine!
[Take stock of those strange and strange sayings that the coach said during driving practice]
Ancestors: "......"
In fact, they had already made a guess. Judging from what the man above did, the coach probably couldn't say anything good to these students. He couldn't say anything good at all!
[Me: "After shifting gears, you have to lift your clutch foot, right?"
Coach: "Yes."
Me: "When you hit the brakes, where do you put your feet?"
Coach: "Put it in your pocket."]
"What is the clutch? Do you still have to step on it?"
Everyone shook their heads, "I don't know."
The brakes are understandable. The car stops when you step on it. There is no place to put your feet?
"The coach asks people to put their feet in their pockets, it's too damaging, hahaha..."
"This is so angry!"
"How did you know?"
"I used to teach, and this is my reaction to stupid students asking stupid questions. It's very real." An old man stroked his white beard and shook his head.
"Hey, isn't this Uncle Wang? You haven't rested yet?"
"Look at the light curtain, live and watch and be happy every day, my time is limited." The old man laughed and spoke very cheerfully.
[Me: "There is a pit ahead, what should I do?"
Coach: "Hit the jump gear."]
"???"
Everyone is confused, can the car still jump gears? If it jumps up suddenly while driving, isn't it like a toad?
"Yin and Yang are so angry, they must be angry again! If there is a trap, you should either stop or go around it!"
"Ow..."
That man is so stupid!
Approval from ancestors...
[Coach: "Turn left."
Me: (turn on the right turn signal)
Coach: "Beautiful east and west attack."]
The ancestors closed their eyes and rested their minds. There were basically lights on the cars. They had seen it. Some lights are turned on when turning, and... they turn on backwards.
What if you let the car behind you?
[The green light turned on, but I didn’t react.
Coach: "What's wrong? Don't like this color?"]
People understand, as mentioned many times about traffic lights, you cannot go on a red light, but you can go on a green light!
Got it, isn’t there a yellow light? What does that mean?
[Me: "I seem to have stopped."
Coach: "Wherever you stopped, it was obviously our line drawing that was wrong."]
[Me: "There's someone in front."
Coach: "Kill him!"
Me: "Isn't it good?"
Coach: "Then why don't you hit the brakes yet!"]
"puff..."
Someone laughed immorally when they saw this. It's really weird. Just stop the car. What's wrong with you talking like this? It's so funny...hehehe...
[Me: "Do I need to step on the gas to get in the car?"
Coach: "No, I'll go down and push."]
People: "Oh~"
Does that mean the car will go away if you step on the gas?
This is a switch, similar to the one that pulled the breaker before?
After guessing, there was another burst of laughter, what a loss!
[Coach: "Honk, honk!"
Me: "Where is the speaker? Where is the speaker?"
Coach: "On my mouth, beep beep beep beep beep..."]
[Coach: “During the Section 3 exam, you have to shake your head at the intersection.”
Me: "Whose head is it?"
Coach: "The safety's head."
[Me: "What will happen if the brake and accelerator are pressed together?"
Coach: "You want to take a screenshot of the car?"]
"Yo?"
Many people are interested in walking and stopping at the same time. What will happen? They don’t know what the screenshot means.
Will the car not move?
[Coach: "Brake, brake!"
Me: "How to stop?"
Coach: "Open the door and put your feet on the ground to brake."
[Coach: "Kill to the left!"
Me: "What are you beating to death?"
Coach: "Beat me to death."]
[Me: “Do you want to turn off the lights?”
Coach: "No, I'll go down and blow it out."]
[Coach: "You only have joy and sorrow when you drive."
Why do I?"
Coach: "Because you don't know how to step on the clutch."]
[I once pulled the handbrake and became the one who adjusted the seat. The coach slowly lay down and laughed angrily. 】
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