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Chapter 106 Unethical Operation of Voice Navigation
Many people under the light curtain were dumbfounded by this operation.
"Don't you use your feet to brake? How come there are still people who don't know how to brake?"
"There are brakes, there is gas, and there is a clutch that has no joy or sorrow. It seems that all three need to be stepped on. Could it be that they are confused?"
"What does the clutch do? You can't even guess it from the name."
"Why did the coach ask someone to beat him to death? He didn't explain clearly."
"Could it mean beating the security officer to death?" You Dazhi guessed.
people:"!!!"
The ancestors held up their chins and looked at the light curtain. This was a test for the driving license of future generations. Ministers should have the consciousness of being important ministers of the country. The hard work of writing cannot be interrupted, and they must be remembered!
"Goose goose...Xiu'er~" Yu Nianzhi almost laughed out of the scene. He wasted no time in driving, he wasted no time in driving, he wasted no time in coaching.
[Unethical operation of voice navigation]
Ancestors: "Here we come, new words!"
See what this voice navigation does!
[Vehicles drive on intricate elevated roads.
"Welcome to Amap. You have entered Chongqing. Due to the complex terrain, Baidu Map will guide you next."
"Baidu Map will guide you. Turn right ahead. There is a local. Please get off the car and ask for directions. This navigation is over."]
The dim sleepy eyes of the emperors suddenly became clear, "Map navigation!"
Is this talking thing called voice navigation? The sound is quite strange...
It should be anthropomorphic!
However, does the messy road in the light curtain really exist? Just... outrageous!
I couldn’t even give it to Gaode Maps, so I pushed it to Baidu Maps, and Baidu Maps pushed it to passers-by...
It is not easy for later generations to build such a steep place like Chongqing.
["Please slow down, please slow down."
The vehicle goes its own way, still at the same speed.
"Why did you open my sister's door if you didn't listen to her? Shabi, prepare to pay the fine."]
People from all dynasties: "......"
As far as they know, this voice navigation should be similar to a robot, both dead objects, but why is it cursing people!
It's also angry!
Ancestors: "Understood~"
There is a speed limit, if you drive too fast, you will be fined!
Could it be that they were looking at the camera and arresting people?
["Voice navigation is on, please speak your destination."
While driving, the man replied: "Help me navigate to a sparsely populated place. I want to be quiet for a while."
Wicked voice: "Okay, the navigation is about to begin. The whole journey is a thousand miles, and the destination is beyond the gate of hell. It will take about fifty years. Please fasten your seat belts."
Man: "Stop navigation."
Evil voice: "Okay, please restate your destination."
Man: Angry.
Evil voice: "Master, why are you ignoring me?"
Man: "I'm even sweating from you."
Evil voice: "Okay, I have turned on the air conditioning and heating for you. I will always be by your side."]
"Hahaha... so considerate..." Yu Nianzhi couldn't help but praise Wu De's voice. With you by his side, it warms the car owner day after day.
Common people: "......"
Smash it!
What a piece of shit, taking people to the gates of hell!
I'm so frightened that I'm sweating coldly, but you still turn on the heater...heater? !
Carbon fire? Can this thing be turned on at the drop of a hat?
The heating of future generations should be thousands of miles away from their heating...
[Car owner: "Will you turn at the intersection ahead?"
Bad voice: "Please wait a moment, the intelligent navigation is checking for you whether to turn around or not."
Car owner: "Shut or not?"
Evil voice: "To abdicate or not to abdicate?"
Car owner: "I'm asking you!"
Evil voice: "If you don't want to be abducted, you will be abducted. If you don't want to be abducted, you will be abducted. Whether you want to be abducted or not..."
Car owner: "Should I turn or not?"
Evil voice: "If you want to, just do it; if you don't want to, don't do it."
Car owner: "Broken navigation, you're so stubborn! I drove it, and now I can't even turn even if I want to!"
Evil voice: "You idiot, it was you or me who dragged me. You didn't even tell me where you were going to drag me. How did you know whether to turn or not? Don't drag me with me in the future. Be careful if I ask you to turn into the sea!" ”]
The expressions of everyone at this moment: (I have never seen such an arrogant person)
"Oh oh oh...that voice navigation is talking back!"
"It seems that the car owner didn't say where he was going. How does the navigation know whether he is going to turn or not?"
"Yes... No, the point is that the navigation system requires the car owner to turn into the sea! Isn't this harmful to people!"
"Look, does the car owner have eyes?"
"........."
[Car owner: "Help me navigate to a warm place, I want to have some fun."
Bade voice: "Okay, we have re-planned the route for you. The total journey is five kilometers. The destination is the crematorium. The distance is short. It is recommended to walk. Please turn off the engine and park."
Car owner: "Bah, bah, bah, I don't need you to navigate. Play some quiet music for me."
Wicked voice: "Okay, suitable music has been found for you (the suona sounds)"
Car owner: "I ____!"]
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