shock! Ancestor, watch the full-level human sand sculpture video!

"It's quite fun... I can't afford it if I don't have a partner." Yu Nianzhi was stunned. There was no one in the room who could find a partner. He was really awesome...

Everyone under the light curtain: "..."

Even if they have a partner, they can't afford it. Xiaoyu is short of a partner, and they are short of a phone.

How about... complementing each other? Is this possible?

System 00 cheats: "Dah!"

[This ancestor was an official down below...]

[“The man had bad breath for four years, and his mouth smelled like stench. Later he couldn’t stand it and went to the hospital for a check-up. The result almost frightened the doctor.

This eldest brother had a fruit knife stuck in his head, occupying one-third of his skull, but there was no trauma to his head.

The eldest brother suddenly remembered that a few years ago when he was on a motorcycle ride, he picked up a customer. Suddenly, he took out a fruit knife and robbed him. The eldest brother was so frightened that he ran away. Not long after, he became unconscious and fainted on the ground.

When he woke up, he was already in the clinic. Although he had a headache at the time, the doctor told him that he was just stabbed behind the ear and there was some blood.

Then the eldest brother went home, and it was at that time that he had a headache and bad breath. After listening, the doctor judged that the gangster should have inserted the entire knife directly into the elder brother's ear. However, due to excessive force, the blade of the knife instantly penetrated into the skull, and the handle just broke.

Later, after more than ten hours of craniotomy, the knife was taken out. I'm not telling you that this eldest brother is so lucky that it makes people think that his ancestor was at least a big official down there. This is really outrageous! ”]

Barrage: [Bad breath is due to rot.

King of Hell: Sorry, your friend application has been rejected. 】

Common people: "???"

This, this, this man is not dead? Should it be said that he is destined to be lucky, or should he say...that the ancestors are kowtowing their heads down there?

"Doesn't it hurt? Even if it's inserted into the head, there's no blood coming out?" Someone touched his head and couldn't figure out how to do this.

"Craniotomy? Open the head and take out the knife... won't you die?" Some people imagine the scene of the brain blooming, and for a while they are afraid that the operation will be over if it doesn't work well.

Someone yelled in disbelief: "After all this, the Lord of Hell has not confiscated him, so he will definitely open... What? He is cheating! There must be someone under him!"

"Why don't you say that someone has done a lot of good deeds and this is a blessing? His accumulated virtue blocked the road to death for him." Someone said dissatisfied.

Ancient medical experts: "!"

Judging from the rapid development of future generations, the technology of craniotomy should be very mature, the environment is clean, and all necessities such as drugs are sufficient. They are very happy to be able to save many patients.

Treating illnesses and saving lives, doctors are benevolent.

Ancestors: "?"

So able to survive?

Is this really a life-threatening condition? The flesh has rotted and stinked, but the person is still fine. Can he really feel no pain?

Indestructible body? want to!

"Wow...what a great person!" Yu Nianzhi was surprised. After saying that, a sentence came to her mind: "I'm not as good as you."

Oh, I have to relive the classic scene of Ma Niubi B. Click on the search box [My name is Ma Niubi B].

Everyone watched as the light screen changed, and another row of characters appeared. It started clicking a few times, and then the screen changed again.

Yu Nianzhi clicked on the first video:

[On the crowded subway, a man stood at seat C, took off his glasses and sealed his face to transform into a social cow, shouting: "Hello, brothers! My surname is Ma, my name is Ma Niu, do you know how awesome I am? ? I dare to eat shit! If any of you dare to shit, I dare to eat it. I eat three pounds of shit every day! The more I eat, the more awesome I am. Please give me some applause, brothers!"

There was deathly silence in the subway, and the passengers: "..."

[You know nothing about beef]]

The people under the light curtain were so embarrassed that they were picking at their feet. Why did they feel uncomfortable? Their legs always wanted to take them away from this place of right and wrong.

"Really, you deserve to be called Ma Niu B."

Ancestors, please praise you. Very good. Don’t do this again next time. Be obedient!

"Hahaha, eat three kilograms of shit..." Many people couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Wuhu~ Ma Niu B is coming." Yu Nian was extremely happy, and the master of social arrogance made a brilliant appearance.

[Sister-in-law: Just live, who can live longer than you! 】

["No, my sister-in-law put you in her pocket, and you kicked her into the ditch, right?" Netizens said that I secretly brought my girlfriend home yesterday. I thought there was no one at home, but it turned out that my sister-in-law didn't go out. She glanced at me and kept asking. Laugh. Then she told me, don’t worry, I won’t tell my parents. This is a little secret between us.

Then when we were just having breakfast, my brother asked me. Why are there strawberry marks on my neck? I said it directly without thinking: This is a little secret between me and my sister-in-law.

Sister-in-law: Huh? Isn’t it you Zhu Dan? ”]

The common people were stunned for a moment: "Huh?"

You kid, you don’t want to talk nonsense!

They had already thought of that scene. As soon as these words came out, the whole family fell silent. They all looked at the person who said the shocking words, and no one said a word.

"What does Zhu Dan mean?" They couldn't understand.

Someone asked from the soul: "What is the strawberry mark? The mark on the neck?"

System 00 deceives the corpse: "Oh~ Children can be taught... no, our ancestors' minds work so fast~"

The guess was very accurate!