shock! Ancestor, watch the full-level human sand sculpture video!

Barrage [His brother: Huh? Lao Deng, what did you say?

Sister-in-law: My hair can’t be washed even if I jumped into the Yellow River.

I guess his sister-in-law revealed his secret in order to explain. 】

A young man is still confused: "His brother turned into an injustice for a moment..."

"His sister-in-law was even more unjust. She took the kid out and beat him up."

Ancestors: “…………”

Regarding the importance of being able to speak, you don't need to make a sound, kid, just keep your mouth shut and eat your breakfast.

Fork out!

"Haha... my hair..." Yu Nianzhi burst out laughing again.

System 00: "Do you still have the energy to laugh? It seems that those two cows and horses are not good enough."

[Check out the famous Spring Festival Gala memes that are engraved in your bones...]

"Spring Festival Gala...it doesn't feel like the New Year anymore." Yu Nianzhi thought for a while, now the Spring Festival Gala is all about making dumplings! First make people laugh and then make people scream. I will cry like a fool during the New Year. Give me happiness!

People: "Spring Festival Gala? New Year?"

What is the famous meme of the Spring Festival Gala? Related to the Chinese New Year.

["What kind of dish is this? A gathering of talents!"

"It's a gathering of talented people. I think it's just a meeting of carrots."

[1996 "Adventures in Working People"]

"Take two steps, take two steps, take two steps if you're not sick!"

[2001 "Trafficking"]

"Tango is tango, tango, three steps and one step, two steps and two steps back."

[1992 "Mom's Today"]

"What kind of sport makes people feel heartbroken?"

"football."

"What sport is more heart-wrenching?"

"Chinese football."

[2008 "Torchbearer"]

"The egg-laying rooster, the fighter among roosters, oye!"

[2007 "Planning"]

"We can't care about money when we eat and drink. Uncle, you see I'm young this year, but I have concluded that human life is actually short. Sometimes thinking is the same as sleeping. A day goes by when you close your eyes and open them again~ As soon as you close your eyes, your whole life will pass~"

[2009 "Not Short of Money"]]

people:"?"

Is this the Spring Festival Gala? In future generations, it is now 2023. Isn’t it true that these people’s performances have aged well?

Some people frowned and were very puzzled: "A gathering of heroes, a meeting of radish...does it matter?"

"What's going on with Chinese football? It's so worrying." They had seen football before, and it was no different from their Cuju.

"Haha...a rooster that lays eggs, who has such a chicken? With a chicken in hand, you can have everything, oh yeah!"

"Haha... You're right. When you close your eyes, you'll be a day, and when you're not, you'll be a lifetime." Some people shook their heads and smiled. This is really true.

Ancestors: "It looks like this kind of performance is not bad. You should laugh during the Chinese New Year."

Their words all rhymed, and their mouths seemed to have been greased, and they said one thing after another.

【"Palace Yuye Wine."

"180 a cup."

"How's the wine?"

"Listen to me blowing for you, blowing, blowing, look at my mouth."

[1996 "Adventures in Working People"]

"Nod yes, shake your head no, come with e and go with go. If you want to say hello, say hello, hello, hello, haha."

[1999 "Veteran Takes Action"]

“Let’s have a little pheasant stewed with mushrooms”

"No."

"You can have this."

"This really doesn't exist."

[2009 "Not Short of Money"]

"Let me go home quickly. People need money to sing, but it will cost him his life to sing."

[2006 "Telling Things"

"Tea of ​​tea leaves, how do you say it in English?"

"Tea."

"green tea."

"Green tea."

[2008 "Torchbearer"]]

"green tea." Yu Nianzhi suddenly interrupted, trying to understand some English.

The common people nodded along with the rhythm. They wanted to sing along, but when they heard it for the first time, they didn’t know the words.

After going through it again, the children said catchy, "Nod yes, shake head no, say hello and say hello."

"Hello, hello, haha... hahaha."

"Hello, Xiaoyu!" Brother Xiaoyu learned to say hello to his companions.

"No." The companion shook his head, indicating that he did not want to talk to him.

Ancestors: "It's harmful to talk...it's better to stop singing if it's fatal to sing. We can't afford to hurt him."

["I was completely defeated by his naivety."

"It is not innocence, but naivete, which has beaten you."

[2013 "Today's Happiness"]

"What kind of bicycle do you want? What kind of bicycle do you want?"

"I didn't say I wanted a bicycle."

[2001 "Trafficking"]

"As for your dancing, it's disgusting fucking opening the door for disgusting."

"It's so disgusting!"

[2013 "Dance If You Want"]

"It was really loud with gongs and drums, firecrackers blasting, red flags waving, and huge crowds of people."

[2006 "Telling Things"]

"My name is Baiyun."

"My name is Kurotsuchi."

"I'm 71."

"I'm 75."

"I'm a chicken."

"I'm a tiger."

"This is my husband"

"This is my mother."

[2006 "Telling Things"]

"You can't find it and I don't have any change, so just chat with me for another 10 yuan."

[2000 "The Hourly Worker"]

"Ah! Hahaha, ahhahaha... Haiyan, please be more careful."

[2012 Liao TV Spring Festival Gala "Hourly Worker"]

"Your aunt is no longer the aunt you were 6 years ago, and your uncle will always be your uncle."

[2006 "Telling Things"]

"Different hammers have different prices. A small hammer costs 40, a big hammer costs 80, 80, 80, 80. Brother can handle it!"

"What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? Fortunately, I hid quickly, otherwise my face would be ruined, you know!"

[2005 "Decoration"]

"Oh, my elbows, oh, my ridges, oh, my lumbar discs, they all don't hurt."

[2014 "To Help or Not to Help"]]

"Haiyan, please be more careful!" Yu Nianzhi smiled. Song Xiaobao is the eternal god.

"Haha... Wuxie turns out to be really shoeless, he is missing one shoe." Many people were already laughing.

"Hey, the saying that disgusting mother opened the door for disgusting, Miss Xiaoyu also said something similar, I just learned it here."

"I feel like you know the truth!"

"That one is a boy or a girl. Her appearance is disfigured. Her saliva is spraying on her face. She's so fierce."

"She doesn't feel any pain. She...is this a method of elimination?"

"should be."

["We are all thousand-year-old foxes, why are you playing with me?"

[2013 "Dance If You Want"]

"My name is Wei Shufen, female, 29 years old, unmarried."

[1989 "Lazy Man Dating"]

"Selling crutches deceived him into lameness, selling cars deceived him into becoming weak. If I don't get rid of him within ten minutes, I won't be able to be a teacher with you two."

"Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, what kind of look is this? It's very unique, very 6+7."

[2002 "Selling Cars"]

"Please listen to the first topic, postpartum care of sows. I picked up the wrong book."

[2003 "Heart Disease"]

"When a car hits a wall, you know you have turned. When a stock rises, you know you bought it. When you make a mistake and receive a sentence, you know you repent. When the snot runs from your mouth, I start dumping you."

[2008 "Unlocking"]

"Wait a minute, what fried noodles?"

“Sea cucumber fried noodles.”

"Are you having fun? Ah? Where are the sea cucumbers? Where are the sea cucumbers? There are only fried noodles, but they were fried and lost? Did they pull them out of the pot? Did you make them? Seafood fried noodles, give me a perfect explanation!"

"My name is sea cucumber, and I fried the noodles, sea cucumber fried noodles."

[2016 "Eating Noodles"]]

(How about taking away the little gift you like??)