shock! Ancestor, watch the full-level human sand sculpture video!

People: "Is this the Spring Festival Gala?"

"It looks so joyful,"

"What kind of care? Postpartum care for sows...? So particular..."

"The noodle seller, is he a liar? His name is sea cucumber, and he fried the noodles, so there's no problem."

It turns out that this is how people in later generations celebrate the New Year...

The emperors said they had learned it and they could make arrangements...

Comment area: [Laughing: [It used to be a famous meme in the Spring Festival Gala, but now it is an Internet meme in the Spring Festival Gala. ]

Want to eat fish: [Next year in the Year of the Dragon, if a dinosaur dares to fight a wolf during the Spring Festival Gala, I will smash the TV. [Smile]]

Big Pixiu: ["Uncle, have you seen my Hakimi? My Hakimi can't be found."

"Your uncle, I have lived for so many years and have seen rice and millet. What kind of rice is this Hakimi?"]

72 Changes: [If an old artist pretends to be young and says "Zun Du Fake Du", I will really smash the TV. [Smile]]

Qian Xi fired: [Title: I don’t have a K, I’ll beep you, my surname is Shi, I dig and dig in the small garden, special forces travel, conspicuous bag, pure love warrior, you say princess please (?) , Tai Ku La, my family, who knows, you are sweating profusely, brother...]

Vocal: [On New Year's Eve, a woman in the company went crazy and wanted to go home to celebrate the New Year. The man came out to persuade her, and ended up making dumplings and smashing them in the company. ]

Bagpipes came from the distance: "What an i person, what an e person, we are family members who love each other!" ]】

"Haha...it tastes so strong..." Yu Nianzhi became less and less interested in the Spring Festival Gala. It was really boring. It would be better to go out with friends to pamper the road, set off firecrackers, or stay up late playing cards and mahjong. Several people are shouting at each other, just like fighting, how lively it is!

The Chinese New Year is all about being joyful and lively! This is the taste of the new year!

Everyone under the light curtain: "?"

What are these?

What kind of rice is Hakimi? They found themselves just as confused as the old man.

"Dinosaur... what kind of dragon is it? Can it still run against a wolf?" Some people's heads were about to explode, but they couldn't figure it out.

"I know about Zundu and Fake Du. I've heard it before. This sentence has magic power. It makes you pout when you say it!"

The ancients slapped the thigh and it was over, they didn’t understand!

Anyway, the meaning is already obvious, that is, the quality of the Spring Festival Gala now is not as good as before!

Those...famous memes from the past? It became known and spread among the people from the mouths of Spring Festival Gala people. Now it is... taking famous memes from the people that are already well-known to the world and adding them to the Spring Festival Gala.

That's it...everyone knows it, so why are you watching?

What to see? ah?

[Because two gangsters destroyed a city]

[Because two people ruined a city, even China's national destiny was pressed on the pause button. In 2002, the entire city of Laiyang was under emergency martial law. Armed police and military police were mobilized. The State Council personally issued a red-headed document, and all cadres of the county's political and legal committee were abolished.

Two students from Laiyang Vocational College came up with the idea of ​​​​robbery with knives because they had no money to access the Internet. The target of their robbery was Zhuang Bingchang, who had just arrived at Laiyang Agricultural College to report.

Professor Zhuang Bingchang is a well-known agricultural expert in my country. He is one of the top high-end talents in the field of soybean breeding. He enjoys subsidies from the State Council, and his published papers once set off an international craze.

If Professor Zhuang Bingchang had not been killed at that time, China would not be controlled by others, and it would not spend tens of millions every year importing soybeans from abroad. The two gangsters were sentenced to death and suspended death respectively.

Laiyang was originally expected to become a new first-tier city, but due to the actions of these two people, Laiyang's development stagnated and fell from one of the top 100 counties to a poor county. 】

"Oh my god..." Yu Nianzhi was surprised. Two bastards were just robbing, so why did they kill!

Professor Zhuang Bingchang's knowledge was buried, and people died tragically. Laiyang City was even dragged into a poor county, and the country's losses were even more severe!

The ancients looked at the picture in the light curtain and said, "Soybeans."

Later generations will spend tens of millions to buy soybean seeds from foreign countries. This professor can solve this problem from the root!

They remembered again that the plump and huge rice and the kind-faced old man had stabilized the Chinese people's rice bowls.

Then is this professor, like him, able to hold the Chinese people's rice bowls more securely and hold them up steadily with two pairs of big hands?

What a blessing it is to have them here!

In other words, two schoolchildren killed a national heavyweight! The value of that professor is immeasurable!

The common people were heartbroken when they saw it, and they cut off their rations for hell: "Can the professor be replaced if the two of them die?"

Seeing the sentencing results of the two men, they were even more dissatisfied, "A reprieve of death? The death penalty is an advantage for them. It's not even enough to whip the corpse!"

The anger of the ancestors soared, and they knew that the punishment in future generations would be... neat! I'm not being sloppy at all (not torturing people), but for people like this who directly block the country's path in this area, it shouldn't be an exaggeration to punish several tribes!

Hey, future generations, look at our ancestors, there are many useful punishments here that you can learn, and your punishments are too light!

Those two people would be lucky if they were left alone. They would be able to gain some knowledge in their lifetime and know what life is worse than death.

Just like this, the direction of a country was changed unexpectedly...

[Yin-yang literature that foreigners will never understand]

["A foreign blogger shared a video of himself singing, and then the comments below..."

[I nearly fainted my family with laughter.

Reply: How is your family? Do they like my song? [Refill]]

[Really, you want your voice to be good-looking, and your social cow to be good-looking.

Reply: Thank you for saying that we have a face like a cow, it is our honor to be a cow, animals are vital to human survival. [Refill]]

[Singing very well, it feels like you don’t care about the audience’s life or death.

Reply: Thank you for saying that I have healed many people and saved their lives, thank you. [Refill]]

[It doesn’t matter if Mr. Bu is so handsome, it doesn’t matter if he sings.

Reply: Thank you for saying I look beautiful, I know I am. Thank you for saying that singing is great, I am very happy, like little ants running around the house. [Rose]]

[I like you so much, teacher, that it makes my dermatitis crack.

Reply: You said you have dermatitis, I also have dermatitis, I like dermatitis, and we have a lot in common. [Rose]]】

People are so novel, and actually can't hear the strange yin and yang, which is also a blessing.

"He was running around the house happily like little ants. Hey, look, there is a fool here!"