shock! Ancestor, watch the full-level human sand sculpture video!

Chills ran down the spines of the soldiers. They did not dare to think about the consequences of such a god. "This is truly a blessing for little Japan!"

"A sniper can't tell the difference between friend and foe?"

System 00 was silent for a moment: "There is a micromanipulation master..."

"6!" Yu Nianzhi hit a 6 directly.

Everyone under the light curtain also echoed: "6!"

[Siblings Wolong and Phoenix]

people:"…………"

They know that when this word appears in the light curtain, its meaning changes, and it becomes quite strange.

[At the dinner table, the mother put the vegetables into her daughter's bowl: "Here, I'll give you this cabbage stalk, too. I don't like to eat it, I like to eat the leaves."

The little sister protested: "Whatever you eat leftover, whatever you don't like, give it to me and my brother."

Mom: "Oh, don't be angry. I'll discuss it with dad then, okay?"

The little girl was shocked: "Do you also give us the leftovers from the dog's food?"

[Shock that overflows the screen]

Mom: "No, we eat the leftovers for the dogs."

The younger brother interjected: "I, I don't agree! Then what will my sister and I eat?"

[Clear stupidity in eyes]]

Barrage [He was even worried that he would have to compete with dogs for food in the future.

It shows the family status.

Each of their answers touched upon something I didn't expect. 】

The common people commented that this mother was incompetent at her job and gave leftovers to her children that she didn’t like... But both children were white and tender, and seemed... not wronged...

Are you allowed to eat the dog's leftovers? Dogs rarely have food left over from food. You'll starve to death...

"Are the two of you so unsure? You thought you were going to compete with a dog for food."

"There is clear stupidity in the eyes of children..." Many ancient parents silently looked at their naughty children, who grinned happily at the adults.

Adult: "..." Stop laughing, your eyes hurt.

The clear stupidity is very vivid.

If we talk about family status, the two children have to be ranked last...

"Full marks for understanding!" Yu Nianzhi laughed happily and poked the red heart on the screen.

[Brother: Are your acting so realistic? 】

["Are your drills so realistic? The school held a riot drill. The director saw that the young man's appearance was particularly suitable for playing a bad guy, so he invited him to the school to play a gangster.

The little brother felt that such an important task was entrusted to him and he must take it seriously. In order to be realistic, he even bought a bottle of beer at his own expense and pretended to be a drunkard, staggering to the school gate. When he was stopped by the security guard, the young man threw the bottle to the ground. He pulled out the plastic knife and started the performance. As soon as he started, he knocked down the only dean who knew his identity.

The security guard immediately took out a shield and a steel fork and started to fight back, but the young man who was in the scene was full of momentum. A police car happened to pass by the door. The police saw gangsters in the school and joined the security guards to subdue the young man, put him in handcuffs and sent him to the police station. police car.

Brother: No one told me that this part existed at the time. Is your plot so complete? ”]

The man in the light screen was operating as fiercely as a tiger, and the scene was chaotic. Multiple security guards holding shields and forks were unable to hold down. Finally, he was knocked to the ground by the police, and the farce ended.

The common people were attracted by the man's unique gangster aura. They all stared at the light screen and remained silent the whole time.

Many people were intimidated by the little brother's momentum: "This, this doesn't look fake..."

"What did this little guy do before? Didn't you check? He really looks like a gangster."

"so similar!"

"Look, this school is full of children. It should be an elementary school, right? Does the school still practice these things?"

The children were successfully frightened into being stunned, and they were as quiet as chickens: "This uncle is so scary..."

Fortunately, he was caught by the police.

The robbers laughed and nodded in agreement: "Young man, I see you have an extraordinary bearing, which is quite consistent with our temperament."

This kind of momentum and fierceness is very suitable for their profession.

The ancestors were stunned: "..."

Now that this person has been handcuffed back, let’s check him carefully. After all... he doesn’t look fake.

As soon as the wine is thrown, the knife is drawn, and the person is knocked down in one fell swoop... silky and smooth, that is, proficiency.

You must have found the right person.

It is good to practice riot prevention, as it can improve the reaction ability and safety awareness of teachers and children. If a gangster does show up one day, he has experience and knows how to better protect himself.

Such exercises are necessary and should be encouraged.

Barrage [If the only one you know is brought down, then who is going to catch him?

I'm laughing so hard. Director, please say something!

Others don’t act like it, but you don’t act like it.]

People react normally, yes, they helped the dean of students and were just pretending to be a gangster, but they were really caught!

"He won't really go in, will he?"

"Where's the dean? Come out and explain!"

"...and was knocked down by him."

"Uh... As if I didn't say..."

"So? Are you satisfied now?" Yu Nianzhi's COS brother said in his heart, and he entered the situation in a daze.

【Poisonous Comments】

[[The teacher said that if you kill 1 people to get 1000 point in the college entrance examination, can I get 1000 point if I kill people? ]】

Everyone's minds were stuck for a moment.

What are you talking about?

[[Chemistry question: Methods for producing carbon dioxide. Option D: Lock the teacher in the laboratory to collect exhaled air. ]

[If fish is alive, it is sliced ​​into pieces of dead fish, then life is like sliced ​​into slices of dead people.] ]

[What do humans think they are before they know they are humans? ]

[Why do people switch from automatic to manual when they notice their breathing? ]

[When I throw RMB and ghost coins into the merit box, does it add merit or subtract merit? ]

[Every inch of time is worth an inch of gold, use every inch of time to buy gold. ]

[When a person dies, he is buried in the soil. When the soil dies, does it mean he is buried in the person? ]

[If a pig’s kidneys are deficient, can its kidneys still be replenished? ]

"The idea is correct, but the hospital cannot leave it"]