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A series of poisonous comments successfully poisoned ancient people from all dynasties, and the poison was quite deep.

"The breath you exhale is called carbon dioxide? Why do you want to lock up the teacher? Do you... have a grudge?"

Someone was hesitating, inhaling and exhaling: "Then what is the name of the air that is inhaled?"

"Carbon monoxide!"

System 00: "…………"

Good guy, if you breathe in carbon monoxide, I'm afraid you don't want to stick it out.

Some people rubbed their chins and pondered, wondering what they thought they were before they formed the consciousness that they were human beings...

Words evolved from the shapes of things, and the word "person" is also defined by people, isn't it? What if another word had been used to define it? Then...there is actually no need to ask this question.

It is indeed a poisonous comment! Shut up!

"...That person is still confused about whether to add merit or subtract merit. The merit box is stuffed with ghost coins...who is it for?"

"Could it be...that the merits outweigh the faults?"

"Using time to buy gold? Or do you know how to settle accounts? Why should you enjoy life first?"

The ancestors were speechless: "..."

Is the mental state of future generations okay?

He looked like he was on the verge of death or madness.

What kind of cranial disease problem is this really? Return the person to death and bury him in the earth, and sell the earth to the earth after death. How can you achieve mutual success?

[[[Do I need to be present in person to issue a death certificate? ]

[Does a fight between a pregnant woman and a pregnant woman count as a group fight? ]】

"Death certificate? Why am I here... holding the coffin?" The elderly people were stunned.

Among the people in the neighborhood watching the light screen, there was a pregnant woman. People looked at her and asked, "A gang fight?"

Can you still think like this? So does it count?

Pregnant women: “…………”

Even if you are pregnant with a child, you will be injured. There is a child in your belly. Should, why, it should not be counted?

When Ying Zheng saw this, he failed to control his expression and gradually became a grandfather.

"This this……"

Either you have a brain disease or you are idle. If you have a brain disease, you need to treat it. If you are idle, you come here to build the Great Wall in a hurry. Do you understand?

By the way, why didn't Light Screen say that he would be given one million college students or something like that...

[[Those who have left their homes, don’t you think the well is heavy? ]

[I bought chicken legs with the money I robbed and fed them to the police dogs. Are the police dogs considered an accomplice? ]】

The common people were speechless: "...are you really leaving your hometown? Literally?"

Soldiers from certain dynasties looked at fools and said, "Feed the police dogs? You've gone to steal money, but you still have access to police dogs? Are you kidding me?"

Well, unless you have too much money to get access to the police dog, it will still catch you.

[Barrage [Why is there no money in my wallet? ]】

Common people: "?"

Good question, they want to know too.

Ancestors: “…………”

Why is your head empty? Why is it empty?

Some poor jingling emperors were struck to the point of: "..."

That's a good question, don't ask next time.

"Can I eat on an empty stomach?" Yu Nianzhi asked seriously after smiling.

Everyone: "…………"

The little fish girl is also stupid... No, she was not smart to begin with, but now she has become even stupider.

【Caution??】

["Help! I'm embarrassed for the whole world. The netizen's dormitory teacher came to explain the inspection of illegal electrical appliances. The two roommates in the same dormitory were scared out of their wits. One quickly put away the electric stove and hid under the mosquito net, and the other picked up the hot water boiling on the stove. Milk also got in.

The checker opened the door and saw that no one was there. He was about to leave when suddenly one of the guys in the mosquito net was scalded by milk, knocked over his cup, and let out a horrifying scream. The dormitory teacher was startled and went over to open the mosquito net.

I saw two boys hugging each other in disheveled clothes, and then the sheets were covered with white sheets...

Dormitory teacher: Dumb, dumb tape~ Am I also a part of your play? ”]

After everyone's minds calmed down for a moment, the corners of their mouths rose crazily.

Is that what they think? The "evidence" at the scene is conclusive and quite...complete, ah, that...cough! Let me say it again, they are serious people and not thinking nonsense!

The ancestors frowned, what should they say? It's the kind of thing where you have a picture in your mind...

They quickly changed their attention and said, "Hey, the students are not allowed to use electric appliances such as pots in the dormitory?"

Why? Students make their own food... Huh? There was no fire in the pot, so the milk was already hot enough to boil.

want to! +n……

"Oh~ Hehe..." Yu Nian laughed in a childish way, thinking about the endless yellow waste in his mind, wanting to see it! ah!

Common people: "Yeah~"

Why are you smiling like a gangster?

Although, they also understand, but they also want to laugh at the gangster.

Comment area [Chi Yu: [Auntie the dormitory manager: There are so many...]

Lone Widow: [So that’s how they explained it at the time? ]

In emo: [At this time, the dormitory teacher said, "I'm so excited. Students nowadays have so much fun, so enjoy it."]

When the Wind Rises: [I'm fed up with this kind of days where I understand things instantly! ]】

"Hmph! Girls who understand instantly are very happy!" Yu Nianzhi likes the days when she understands instantly. On the contrary, as long as there are people who don't understand instantly, she will fall into self-doubt and suspect that she is not old enough, and then... she will take advantage of it. Further education...

Someone's eyes dodge: "Who understood immediately? Ah? It's not me anyway."

"...There is no three hundred taels of silver here, and I'm talking about you." The neighbor on the side rolled his eyes.

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People know that mathematics is one of the many subjects in later generations. Overbearing... For some reason, when I see this word, I think of those non-human overlords.

What the hell is domineering mathematics?

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Learning has turned into love and hatred, deep sadomasochistic love...

The common people's minds were spinning, "Hey! You are still a scholar! If it is really a novel, I would like to read it."

"I don't really want to buy it," Yu Nianzhi curled her lips. Although the introduction was quite attractive, she really didn't want to read it because it would give her a headache.

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