shock! Ancestor, watch the full-level human sand sculpture video!

Too tired to pass the test? Just dressing up as a ghost? Or something else?

What is Halloween? Then you won’t be afraid of being possessed when you pretend to be a ghost?

Moreover, the Hungry Ghost Festival is about worshiping ancestors and ghosts and gods. It’s not about pretending to be ghosts and gods. Do you want to be sacrificed? Follow along?

When the ancients saw the blood moon appearing many times, they were frightened: "The blood moon is a sign of great evil!"

"When the blood moon appears, evildoers appear, there will be unjust cases... and disasters will happen!"

"It has appeared so many times! God bless you, and may the country in the future be peaceful and prosperous." The scholar clasped his hands together and prayed devoutly. In their limited understanding, this is: when the blood moon appears, the country will decline, its energy will be exhausted, and it will be like falling into prison!

Ancestors: "!!!"

Blood moon?

If future generations can land on the moon, they must have a deeper understanding of this phenomenon. Therefore, is the appearance of the blood moon a bad omen?

The appearance of the blood moon always tugs at their hearts, fearing that the country is in trouble.

[The difference between Chinese horror and Western horror]

[[Western horror: You are the only one in your room.

Chinese horror: You are alone in your room, but it is very lively. ]

[Western horror: You know it’s fake, it’s a visual impact.

Chinese horror: That is true, you know it very well, it is a cry from the depths of the soul. ]

[When I was a child, I watched The Old Corpse of a Mountain Village, which became a childhood shadow. I wanted to challenge myself yesterday and watched it again, but it became a middle-aged shadow. [Smile]]

[Western horror: I know why it attacked me.

Chinese horror: I don't know why it attacked me. ]

[Go explore an abandoned mental hospital:

Western horror: 8 people escape and one person escapes.

Chinese horror: 8 people escape and 9 escape.

Western Horror: Only you are alive.

Chinese horror: Everyone else is alive, only you are dead, but you didn't notice it. ]】

"Ouch..." Yu Nianzhi howled in pain, which was breathtaking.

Just as a cool breeze blew by, people shrank: "Wow, don't talk nonsense! It's really scary at night!"

Western horror is all about zombies that are so ugly that they turn off your stomach? If you cut him with a knife, he would probably die. But what about ghosts? I can't touch it! No matter how hard I beat him, I was scared to death!

There are really many taboos, and you might offend any of them unintentionally, and they will pester you until you die.

Nine out of eight people jumped out! Then the extra one is...ah!

“Western horror is adventure, right?”

"It's so scary. Stop talking. I don't dare to go back to the house to sleep." A young woman was so frightened that she shrank into her man's arms. Suddenly a hand was wrapped around her shoulder, "Madam, no..."

"Ah! Bang -" Before the man could finish his words, he was slapped on the face.

"No... afraid." The man was stunned by the slap.

"Mr., does it hurt? I'm too scared. I didn't mean to hit you..." The woman's fear dissipated instantly, and she looked at the man's injuries distressedly, and found that they were all red.

The man looked at the woman's anxious look, laughed out loud, took her into his arms, and said what he had not finished: "Madam, don't be afraid, my husband is here."

System 00 choked for a moment: "Ah! Someone is killing Tong!"

...Then I will punish you to a lifetime of happiness.

Someone got curious and said, "Is the old corpse in the mountain village something scary? I want to see it!"

"I want to see it too!"

"I want it too!"+n......

System 00: Dear ancestors, don’t be so curious about everything, it will only harm you!

Ancestors: “…………”

It's hard to say that you can't provoke these things at any time, and ordinary people avoid them.

Li Shimin twisted his body and got closer to Empress Changsun, "Guanyin, maid, I'm here, don't be afraid."

When Queen Changsun heard this, her face turned red, "We are an old married couple, and yet they are still so disgusting..."

He snuggled uprightly into Li Shimin's arms.

System 00: What a shame!

Zhu Yuanzhang directly took Queen Ma into his arms and said, "Sister, Lao Zhu, I will protect you for the rest of your life. Monsters, ghosts, snakes and gods will not dare to get close to you."

Queen Ma smiled brightly and said, "I believe you."

System 00: Ah! So annoying!

Then there was the scene of people spreading dog food to each other, and many ancestors who loved male sex also spread dog food. System 00 was knocked violently until it... crashed.

Life and death are the fate of its system 00! It deserves it all!

[How can I pretend that my civilization is already very advanced? 】

[“Netizen said: But the method of sending messages to aliens has been exposed. Imagine that a group of primitive people threw a stone wrapped in animal skin at a passing warship. The animal skin said that our tribe has The super awesome patron saint can overthrow ten thousand mountains. Hitting you is like hitting ants. Don’t mess with us.】

"Hahaha..." Yu Nianzhi couldn't hold back his laughter. This description was too funny. It was over, and he unknowingly laughed at his family's low civilization and sins.

咚咚咚敲木鱼+1-1+1-1-1+1+n

Common people: "Pfft...haha..."

Stones covered with animal skins, awesome patron saints, overturning mountains, ten thousand of them...haha.

wrong! alien? ? ?

This contrast made the ancestors silent because they felt traumatized. Doesn’t it sound like this: If the aerospace carriers of later generations fly over them, they attack them with swords, spears, bows and arrows, and warn them that pressing you is like pressing ants... No, it should be able to barely arouse Notice.

So, is it really good to be discovered?

Comment area [Chen Yang: [In fact, aliens: that blue planet over there, Free Mai! Turn off the free mic! ]

Sour Grapes: [First of all, if their technology was high enough, they would have discovered us long ago. This planet has been observed by them for a long time, so they won’t care and will only think you are noisy. Secondly, if their technology is too low, they are lower than us. ! They can only accept information! They are more worried that you, a rookie, will expose your position to a more powerful and cruel existence! ]】

people:"!!!"

That’s really what he said!

Either they are so weak that others don't bother to get involved, or others are even lower, or they can't receive messages, or can't reply to messages, so they can only worry.

The technology of later generations is advanced enough, and I dare not think about what more advanced existences will be like...

[The wind rises: [But there are no aliens in the world!

Reply: Then we are regarded as ornamental fish.

When a fish can't find other fish, it's most likely in a fish tank. In the same way, so is the earth. The universe is infinite. If only the earth is unique, then is the earth we live in or a fish tank?

Reply: What traps fish is water, but what traps people is oxygen?

Reply: To put it simply, it means that humans are kept in captivity. ]

12: [Why do some people always think that our technology is inferior to aliens?

Reply: When facing the unknown, never overestimate yourself! ]】

Everyone felt like they had been hit in the head: "What?"

If you think carefully, it will spread to all dynasties.

"If there is no other civilization, I mean, then humans are just fish in captivity!"

"The earth is a fish tank, what about other planets?"

"Stop talking, stop talking, I'm getting goosebumps, no matter what, fish is just a fish, we are ancients, we can't even go up to the sky, what about the universe? What about aliens? It's useless for us to think so much!" Some people scratch their heads in irritation and end up being frustrated.

The ancestors were silent for a long time as they looked at the ministers who were writing about the wind.

At this moment, their cognition was completely overturned.

The truth of the rest is unknown, but the last sentence is the truth.

At any time, when facing the unknown, never overestimate yourself.

【Interesting unofficial history】

[It is said that after Zhu Yuanzhang became emperor, he summoned the wealthy businessman Shen Wansan. He pointed to a plate of pig's trotters and asked Shen Wansan: "What is the name of this dish?"

Shen Wansan replied: "Your Majesty, these are called pig's trotters. These pig's trotters are round, so they are also called pig's round paws. They weigh eight liang and eight qian, and the pig weighs eight. This pig's trotters are spicy and fat, and are also called big feet. This pig's trotters are spicy and fat. Hoofs with more fat and less meat are also called pig fat. This pig's trotters are taken from young pigs, also called pig brothers."]

[[Kill a person in ten steps and leave no trace in a thousand miles. Li Bai is really good at killing people when he is drunk. It is said that he leaves no one alive wherever he walks drunkenly. ]

[I heard that Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was a man of both genders and liked Huo Qubing. He was so frightened that Huo Qubing was away fighting all year round and did not dare to go back. ]

[In order to regain his glory in his old age, Kang Youwei bought a gorilla's DD, and died the next year. ]

[Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty conquered Korea three times just to make the King of Korea kneel down and call him daddy. ]

[Qingqing Zijin is in my heart, a poem written by a fisherman because he missed him too much after spending a night with the prince. ]】

(How about taking away the little gift you like??)