Zhu Yuanzhang, who was flirting with Empress Ma just a second ago, his face instantly darkened, "Who wrote this?"

I almost greeted his family.

Wild history, there are really wild ones. Come, come to Ming Dynasty, come!

Queen Ma looked ugly and felt bad about being called Bigfoot.

Zhu Biao: "...who writes unofficial history, my Zhu family has a grudge against you?"

Even the father’s original name was revealed...

Zhu Di laughed angrily: "Ha, it's taken from the young pig, called Pig Brother..."

He smiled, not really angry, really.

Shen Wansan was confused: "What are you talking about?"

Why doesn't he know anything? !

Ancestor from the pre-Ming Dynasty: "Zhu Yuanzhang is the emperor, right? As mentioned in the previous emperor exchange, there is also his son Zhu Biao."

Which warrior is this? A passage offended two emperors, and was suspected of following in Fang Xiaoru's footsteps... both of them seemed to be false.

There should be more, for example, Zhu Chongba, Zhu Di, and Bigfoot? Why is it suddenly different?

Li Bai choked on a sip of wine and coughed so hard that his face turned red and his neck became thick. He shook his hands and pointed at the light screen, "Ahem...Zaoyao cough...slander..."

Believe it or not, I will draw my sword, I will draw my sword, I will draw my sword... I will give you a dance.

As a loyal fan of Li Bai, Du Fu felt angry in his heart, "How dare you make up such nonsense and insult the reputation of my brother Taibai!"

I won’t sleep tonight, so I’ll write a poem to scold him for staying the night!

Other poets said they had escaped another disaster, gloating and cheering: "Wow, wow, wow~"

Li Longji: Understand the laws of the Tang Dynasty and don’t be blind to them~

People who eat melons: "Oh! Li Bai, the immortal poet, is actually a murderer~"

So wild~ If you like watching it, please order more!

Liu Che's face looks ugly, please stop talking nonsense, okay? How did his civil and military officials feel about spreading rumors like this, and how did he feel about curing the disease?

Ministers, you look at me, I look at you, he looks at him, all the words are silent.

Your Majesty, a man's favorite is a man's favorite, and these old guys also admit it. General Huo must not make a fuss!

Huo Qubing's tiger body trembled: "!!!"

He almost drew his sword and chopped down the light curtain.

Wei Qing twitched the corners of his mouth, his eyes lingering between Liu Che and Huo Qubing, full of shock.

impossible! Who wrote this wild history?

"Ah, what are you doing? My little general Huo can't be humiliated by His Majesty Zhuzhu!!" Yu Nianzhi made a sharp blast.

Liu Che's face turned darker. Who are you calling? Who is His Majesty Piggy?

People who eat melons: "Wow~Your Majesty Piggy~"

They still remember that there was His Majesty Erfeng before.

Li Shimin: "Oh? Piggy?"

It's not as good as his Erfeng.

Ying Zheng raised his eyebrows and said, "What a unique title."

When Yang Jian saw his good son Emperor Sui Yang coming out, he performed the smile disappearing technique on the spot.

Three expeditions to Goguryeo? Just to hear the King of Korea call daddy?

And this special hobby?

People who eat melons: "Oh! Live daddy, this is it."

The emperor must be able to play.

——They even made up the picture in their minds:

I went to your house and said: "Kneel down and call me daddy!"

They hit your house again: "Kneel down and call me daddy!"

I'm hitting your house again: "Kneel down and call me daddy!"

King of Korea: "…………"

What a living dad, I don’t care if I don’t want this life!

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"Hahaha..." bursts of laughter from the ancients.

The King of Korea looked at the sky speechlessly: "..."

Is there really no one speaking out for him?

student:"???"

Qing Qing Zi Jin You You How did my heart become a love letter written by a fisherman to the prince? Or after a night of lingering!

Impossible, absolutely impossible!

People who eat melons: "Wow! Look what they heard?"

The fisherman and the prince fell in love all night...hehe.

Wild~

When Zhu Xi saw that he was as wild as Shi, he almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.

"Spread rumors, spread rumors!"

Reputation - scolding +

People who eat melon: "Wow~"

One melon after another, I can’t finish it, I can’t finish it at all!

Cao Pi also looked at the sky speechlessly: "..."

Light Curtain, do you want to listen to what you are saying?

... Like to hear donkeys bray? Could it be Zhongxuan?

Wang Can cried, so moved.

Cao Cao was silent, and his good son went to the grave to imitate the braying of a donkey?

……real or fake?

Everyone: Lu Xun is also a famous person, they know it. But he... was a tool for beating people and committing crimes, was he serious?

He seemed to have lost a fight with a pig before.

System 00 pretended to be a corpse, and sorted out the program that was garbled with code: "Isn't there anyone who can speak out for Brother Xun?"

Not really.

"Hahaha..." Yu Nianzhi almost laughed and went over. That Cao Pi imitated donkey braying was based on Shishuo Xinyu and had basis. So, is it true or false?

[Weird public examination questions]

People haven't stopped laughing, and their brains have no time to think.

What is the test for public examination?

[A female voice sounded: "You can't even answer the question correctly even though you've changed. These public questions are not about IQ, but about your luck."

Picture: [1. What does a fly taste like?

A sour B sweet C bitter D stink]

The man answered the question: "I understand the taste of flies, flies, and the toilet, haha ​​D! Let me see if the answer is open?"

The answer is that flies are insects that like to eat sweets, so they taste sweet..."

[What kind of talents does the country need? ]】

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