shock! Ancestor, watch the full-level human sand sculpture video!
Chapter 168: Because I couldn’t name the chapter, I went home to feed the pigs.
"Ah..." When Yu Nianzhi thought of a bunch of flies buzzing around Shi Tuo Tuo, she felt sick, let alone eating... vomited.
The special thing is the smell, what she said, even if Jesus comes, it won’t work!
Everyone's laughter stopped suddenly.
exam questions? Why do you need to take this kind of test?
Flies, flies?
Will you not get sick if you eat this? Sweet, real or fake?
Tasty?
System 00 panicked: "Hey, hey, ancestors, what do you want to do? I don't want to eat this!"
Ancestors: "This... test question? Is the public examination different from other examinations?"
The questions are too outrageous. They want to guess based on the test questions what the test is about, and they can't guess at all.
No, country? Could it be that this is the official position where you will get an official job after passing the exam?
Then why would you take such a weird question?
They can't understand...
[[2. What was earwax used for in ancient times?
A Athlete's foot medicine B Cough medicine C Lip balm D Fragrance]
After reading several answers, the man said: "Li Liyuan is outrageous! I think this cough medicine is the most outrageous!
The answer is c! Oops, earwax can be used as lip balm, am I excusing me? "
[How do these questions help the country? ]】
Yu Nianzhi made a sharp crackling sound.
People were so noisy that they picked out their ears and said, "Earwax..."
A good description.
This lip balm? How much do you have to pay for one use?
The doctors smiled slightly: "It's true. And if you are bitten by poison, you can apply earwax."
Moreover, there are many things you can’t think of that can be used as medicine.
Ancestors: “…………”
This mouth doesn’t have to be painted.
[[4. Find the most different options.
A Thursday B Friday C Saturday D Sunday]
The man vowed: "It must be Thursday, Thursday is the craziest week!
The correct answer is Saturday, and the other three words are closed structures. "
[What kind of question can’t be solved by an idiot? ]】
At first, everyone guessed it was Sunday, because four, five, six, seven, where did the day come from?
Result...hey, the answer is six!
Well, yes, that’s right, Thursday, Friday, and Sunday are all closed, but it’s just the sixth and sixth!
What is this question about? These three questions are not the same!
"Knock, I can't believe it..." Yu Nianzhi's brain was about to be damaged and he really couldn't buffer himself.
Ancestors: "Uh..."
In this situation, they just want to say one thing...the crazy old man is crazy!
Question, find your own logic.
【[5. Three-inch tongue
A not B ulcerated C erosion D broken]
The man analyzed carefully: "c must be c. Look at this c. There is a word "rice" in it. It is the only option with food among these options. Did you see it?
The answer is that this test is about the number of pinyin letters, so
Choose B!”
[Ask the question: You can’t even try to figure out my intentions! ]】
Someone rushed to answer: "A sharp tongue!"
When I saw the answer, no, why is it B?
The number of pinyin letters...can you give me an answer?
[A man wearing glasses was replaced in the screen to answer the question.
Common knowledge question: [How many teeth does a mosquito have?
A24 pcs, B23 pcs, C22 pcs, D21 pcs]
The man collapsed: "Mosquitoes have no teeth, the question is wrong! What kind of common sense question is this? Are these things really tested?"
Someone replied: "Yes, mosquitoes have 22 teeth, but only female mosquitoes, male mosquitoes do not have them."]]
people:"!!!"
The people of later generations are amazing! We all know this!
Learned a lot, really.
Mosquitoes actually have teeth. How can you tell from such a small thing?
...So, this thing uses its teeth to bite people's flesh?
No, if that were the case, wouldn’t the male mosquitoes starve to death...
Many people have written and recorded, these must be remembered, knowledge that has never been heard or seen.
[[Which organ of the cow are you bragging about?
A stomach B ears C lungs D skin]
The man smiled and said, "These are the questions in the public exam? I choose A."
Someone answered: "The correct answer is D, because I am bragging."]
"Haha..." Yu Nianzhi laughed. He was really bragging, but there was another one, bragging... Hehe.
This is not a fun test!
Everyone: "This is what Guangmu often said, bragging."
No, what the light screen said was obviously bragging, or bragging, but there was no bragging.
As the birthplace of the word bragging, the ancients in the upper reaches of the Yellow River all knew that bragging means boasting and speaking big words.
Ancestors: “…………”
Their brains aren’t really wired to think about it, so…Next!
[Screen transition, title:
[Find out the different options.
A88 B888 C8888 D]
The answerer had a clear idea: "Two 8s, three 8s, four 8s, five 8s. I chose B for this question because it's Women's Day."]
People: "Women's Day?"
Isn’t it nice to call it Girls’ Day?
No, how did this question come up like this? Just because three eights have meaning? What about the other eights?
At this time, a barrage floated by: [I, the 58th City, are dissatisfied! ]
Everyone: "Uh..."
What do you do?
[[Find the different options.
A1 B1 C1 D1]
Answer with clear thinking: "Look, the three answers are the same, so let's look at option ABCD. Choose c for this question because c has no closed part."]
People: "Oh, oh, don't look at the answer, look at the options! Is this question off topic?"
"It's similar to the one on Saturday, except there is no closed part."
Some people angrily said: "It's almost the same. What you choose is an option, not an answer!"
"... Whatever you choose is the answer." The man retorted.
"...Well..." The originally angry person suddenly realized.
["The last question is to test you: [A football is 50 yuan, you paid 55 yuan, how much money do you need to change?]"]
(Happy New Year's Day, may you get rich in the new year!)
(Please take away any small gifts you like)
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