shock! Ancestor, watch the full-level human sand sculpture video!

Li Mi was happy to see it, but when he was suddenly mentioned, in this way, his breath got stuck in his throat and almost came up, "Cough cough cough... hurt me... hurt me... cough cough cough."

He can’t do it even at the age of nine? ! Cough cough cough…

Sima Yan, Emperor Wu of Jin Dynasty, felt a little familiar when he heard these words, "...Li Mi?"

That filial son who is famous for his filial piety? He has been called to serve as an official many times but has not agreed. Why don't you support his grandmother at home?

And everyone started eating melon again: "Who is it? He died when he was nine years old?"

"Hahaha, what kind of minister can he call himself without being nine years old... Hahaha"

"Children in future generations are really good at translating. I am somewhat sick, haha... The illness is not serious."

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Zhang Huaimin: "..."

I don’t have much to say. This translation is quite patriotic, caring for the people, with the people in my heart, and has a great artistic conception.

Su Shi didn't say anything. After a long time, he clapped his hands and applauded.

Can it be translated this way? Although it is very different from the original intention, but...it's very well said!

The melon-eaters were stunned: "Oh! Oh! You... you write so well!"

"Isn't Zhang Huaimin that big bastard who was called out for a walk by Su Shi in the middle of the night?"

"...I didn't say it wasn't."

Zhang Qiong narrowed his eyes, "Me? Gently? Humiliated him?"

He was contemptuous and never gentle when suppressing those treacherous villains!

Everyone's eyes lit up as they ate the melon: "Wow~ This is slightly unseemly~"

?乛?乛?

Whose wife is named Li Gang? She sounds very strong and will definitely be able to protect her husband and children. For future generations, your translation is quite considerate!

All Li Gang under the light curtain: "..."

What's wrong with calling them Li Gang?

Meng Tian was so busy that when he heard about him, he was extremely speechless, but he was also angry in his heart, and even said that he was shameless!

Don't go too far!

But other people in the Qin Dynasty had no time to think about these outrageous answers at the moment, and they wanted to arrest Hu Hai. Fighting for the body, because it has been left outside for a few days, the meat sauce has been eaten away by wild dogs, and not much is left.

Soldier A pulled the few remaining lumps of meat sauce into a small wooden bucket and sighed: "It's freezing in this cold weather."

Another soldier, Yi, was so cold that he kept shouting: "Hurry up, aren't you freezing in this cold weather?"

"Huh?" Soldier A brought the bucket in front of him, "He's frozen."

"...Fuck!" Soldier B was startled and pushed away. A few pieces of meat fell to the ground and rolled out. Two wild dogs were watching in the distance. One of them took the meat in its mouth and ran away.

Soldiers A and B were dumbfounded.

After searching around, other soldiers met them with empty barrels. Seeing the barrel rolling on the ground, they asked, "You didn't find it either?"

A and B reacted, and their expressions changed greatly, "Quick! Chase! There were just a few pieces of shit, and the dog ran away!"

Other soldiers: "...??!!"

Then there are the mighty soldiers holding wooden barrels, chasing wild dogs... This scene is not common.

There were shouts and smashing sounds.

This is the cry: "Those two dogs in front of you, stop! Be careful, His Majesty will chop you into dog meat paste and throw it to the dogs!"

"Put down those lumps of meat in your mouth! Put them down!"

"How can we still meet a dog? You are a real dog. How can we do business when we go back..."

As for the sound of smashing...it was just barrels being thrown...

Suddenly, the two dogs separated, one ran to the left and the other to the right.

The soldiers immediately braked and chased in two directions...

System 00 laughed so hard that he almost hammered the data: "Ah quack quack..."

You guys are so stupid!

……

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Everyone giggled when they saw the last one: "It's so easy to understand. Why don't you take a picture of yourself by peeing... Haha"

"No one dies standing up? It should be that no one can die immediately... What did you do? People died immediately?"

"Perhaps, probably, it should be...killed with one knife."

"Too cruel!"

The ancestors' heads are buzzing after hearing this. Those ancients could be pissed to death by you.

So, fork it out!

……

Yu Nianzhi kept laughing and didn't even take a few bites of the cold noodles in his hand. He was laughing so hard that he couldn't eat at all.

When I slide to the next one, I can’t even eat...

[When Google Translates the Road to Shu, It’s Difficult]

Everyone: "!!!"

They know this!

"I know this Googler. He translated Tang Icon and Music Puppy last time. Who else is there?"

"The crippled cousin who is looking for brain stems to eat, and the deceased friend!"

"Ah, yes, yes, that's it!"

"Google is so talented, but the translation doesn't look like it at all, and he has nothing to do with it."

"...Anyway, I like to watch."

"Me too, I laughed to death last time...it made me rich."

Others were chatting happily there, but the author of the Road to Shu, Tang Tongzi, had already begun to look ferocious.

Li Bai silently picked up the pen: "Don't be too outrageous, or I'll write a poem and scold you all night long!"

Du Fu was stunned for a moment, then silently picked up his pen: "Don't be too outrageous, or I'll write a poem and scold you all night long!"

How dare An insult his brother Taibai's reputation!

The other poets beamed, hey, I didn’t write about them!

See how Google can translate it, you will be amused to death.

["The Road to Shu is Difficult" by Li Bai of the Tang Dynasty

France bombs the Louvre, Don. Icon]

"Hahaha... blow yourself up." Yu Nianzhi laughed out loud and smiled.

Everyone: "...The Louvre is French?"

No wonder the little fish girl said she would blow herself up.

icon! It was written by Li Bai of the Tang Dynasty! It’s that poetry fairy!

Yeah~ He was hit again. Is this the benefit of being famous?

Li Bai smiled awkwardly, "Very good, blowing up other countries... Tang Icon is also very good."

It was really good, he didn't feel anything and wasn't angry at all.

The poets pursed their lips and suppressed laughter. They were very talented people and would not laugh under normal circumstances unless...

Can't help it!