shock! Ancestor, watch the full-level human sand sculpture video!

["[噫囱嚱(xi), how dangerous it is!

The French Emperor was half-dead in the middle of the road, and we cut him into three parts to wipe his buttocks. ]

[The road to Shu is as difficult as climbing to the sky!

The French emperor was beaten to death by his mother-in-law,]

[With silkworms and yufu, how confused was the founding of the country!

The Americans dragged out the body of the French emperor and fed it to the dogs, and we dug in the ground to survive, only to dig out cesspools. ]”]

Everyone: "Hahaha...the French emperor is half dead...haha"

"It's so miserable. I used it three times in these sentences and fed it to the dog... haha."

"Use someone to wipe your butt hahaha..."

Li Bai closed his eyes. How come this word still hurts his eyes? His eyes hurt from the smoke.

Du Fu half-squinted his eyes, how could he come up with an easy-to-understand poem title? He remembered...what would future generations call someone who was not smart?

After thinking for a moment, he wrote a few words boldly, "Google for Mental Retardation"

Write down a name first. If it's still that outrageous, don't blame him for being rude!

Li Bai's bad friends, such as Wang Changling, Gao Shi, Dan Qiusheng, Cen Fuzi...

He had already made a goose call without any politeness.

"[You are forty-eight thousand years old, and you are not in the vicinity of Qin Sai.

I saw French guards and ministers paddling tirelessly in the cesspit. ]

[There is a bird path in Taibai, Xidang, which can cross the top of Emei Mountain.

The deep sea cemetery gives you a homely feeling. You go to the cemetery and dance to the Pure Land of Paradise with two female ghosts. ]”]

Ordinary people: "Hahaha... Paddling in the cesspit... Paddling tirelessly... Hahaha."

What Google translated is like the underworld. The cemetery gives you the feeling of home. Who lives in a cemetery... Hahaha.

The female ghost is dancing!

Also, did France offend Google?

Li Bai not only closed his eyes, but also resolutely covered his ears with both hands. Not only did his eyes hurt, but his ears also hurt.

My brain started to get confused.

He gritted his teeth and said, "What the hell have I committed? To torture people like this? You really have to obey Google, you idiot!"

Du Fu had a slight smile on his face, but there was a dangerous aura in his smile. He replaced the elegant poem he had just finished, took out the paper again, and nominated again, "Idiot Google"

Retarded To Google, that poem is not enough of a summary.

Li Bai's bad friends: "Goose goose..."

The other poets who were still holding back their laughter burst out laughing, "Goose goose... I can't hold it in anymore... I'm getting rich from laughing."

It could be heard that they were laughing so happily that their species had changed.

Even the ancestors couldn't help but laugh, "You have a great talent..."

"[The earth collapsed and the mountains destroyed the strong men to death, and then the ladders and stone stacks were connected to each other.

The criminal law elder bought Islamabad for one euro and then kicked Stalin into the Volga River. ]

[On the top there is the high mark of the six dragons returning to the sun, and on the bottom there is the rushing wave and turning back to Sichuan.

As far as I know, the water is extremely poisonous because all the divers in the group died. ]

[The yellow crane cannot fly past, and the ape is trying to escape its sorrow by climbing on it.

The hen beat the crocodile over and over again, causing its brain to swell. ]

...]

Everyone: (?w?)hiahiahia

Laugh and get rich!

Stalin was so miserable, he was kicked into the river

And Li Bai made a sharp crackling sound (with animation of a marmot screaming)

Li Bai drew his sword: "I'm going to kill you! How dare Shu Zian talk nonsense!"

Li Bai's friends chatted with laughter: "Goose goose... Taibai must be very angry... Hahaha, I'm really worried about him..."

After Du Fu finished writing, he changed another piece of paper and continued writing "Brainless Google"

Alas, Brother Taibai must be very angry. After scolding Google for being such a fool, he can write a poem to ask how Brother Taibai is doing. Don't get hurt!

The scholar's brain was kicked to the Vogar River just like Stalin. He just laughed and didn't think about it.

Ancestors before the Tang Dynasty copied this article "The Road to Shu Difficulties" one after another. It was well written. As expected of a poet, he knew everything.

Yu Nianzhi laughed until she lost her voice while the video continued to play:

[Use Google Translate to say it all]

["["Ai Lian Shuo"] Zhou Dunyi of the Northern Song Dynasty

Five hundred kings stayed in France, Northern Song Dynasty, and ate braised shield on weekends]"]

Common people: "Hehehe..."

Eating braised shield is great for your teeth, right?

Are all the teeth broken?

"Five hundred kings have settled in France, won't they fight?"

Zhou Dunyi: "..."

He was careless, and the gears of fate finally crushed him.

Don't dare to look, don't dare to look.

Li Bai made a move, cleared his throat, and put the sword back into its scabbard with a calm expression, "I wonder if this weekend guy who loves braised shields is the poet?"

It's from the Song Dynasty, or the Northern Song Dynasty, ah, he doesn't know it.

Du Fu still continues to write poems to criticize Google, and he really plans to scold it all night long.

Zhao Kuangyin's mood was complicated, and it was the Northern Song Dynasty. Could it be that his Song Dynasty was like the Han Dynasty of that time?

[[The flowers of the waterway vegetation are so lovely.

The heifer loves talking money, the emperor carries the locomotive. ]

[Tao Yuanming of Jin Dynasty only loved chrysanthemums.

The Engine of the Shit Pit Authority was jammed by dogs. ]

[Since Li Tang, the world is very love peony.

I waved the train and sang over the mass graves, and people kept getting on, but the weight didn't get any bigger. ]】