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The common people laughed again, Miss Xiaoyu, do you want to kill them? !

Enough, they say, is enough! Stop coming!

Little Su Shi's mouth twitched. Why don't you open your mouth?

He said: "The sky is big, the sky is big, and there are mysteries on the sky. When the mysteries are revealed, the future generations will be happy."

Little Su Zhe cheered endlessly, "Oh, oh, oh, my brother's poems are so amazing! They are truly unprecedented and unprecedented!"

Little Su Shi was silent for a long time, wasn't he? Is there anything wrong with his brother's mind? Is this also a good idea?

His eyes were suspicious, and he stretched out his lightning hand and put it on little Su Che's forehead. Well, it's not hot...

"Don't tell anyone, do you hear me?"

Little Su Zhe tilted his head in confusion: "Why?"

"...Shameful." Little Su Shi.

The other poets put away their smiles and asked questions one after another: "This...is called poetry?"

People who have written about the beautiful scenery of Daming Lake are even more confused. This writing is quite special...

What the hell is the unity of man and nature? Who appreciated it? ! How much did I pay you for being so good at talking?

【"Lightning in the Sky"

Suddenly I saw a flash of lightning in the sky,

It seems that the Jade Emperor wants to smoke.

If the Jade Emperor did not smoke,

Why another lightning bolt.

Analysis: This poem vividly depicts the scene of lightning and thunder through personification and metaphor, and also contains a joking element. ”]

Poets: “…beg to differ.”

Common people: "Hahaha..."

Yu Nianzhi: "Hahaha..."

嘲笑他人是不道德的，所以敲木鱼+1-1+1-1+1-1

【"Laughing at Liu Bang"

I heard that Xiang Yu was so powerful that he conquered the mountains.

Liu Bang was so frightened that he ran away.

Not my little Zhang Liang,

Grandma has already returned to Peixian County.

Analysis: This poem uses exaggeration to describe Liu Bang's fear when facing Xiang Yu's power. ”]

Liu Bang stopped diving, and was so angry that he jumped up and said, "Grandma, who the hell is Zhang Zongchang? Nai Gong wants to kill him!"

Who escaped? Who escaped?

Zhang Liang was called, and the smile on his face disappeared instantly. What are you doing? What do you want to do? Sowing discord, right? Can such words be said in public?

The common people eat melons: "Wow~"

The emperor was scared away~

Poetry writers take great care of people like them who have never learned calligraphy. They can understand it at a glance!

【""Great Wind Song""

The cannon is firing at his mother,

Wei Jia Hai Neixi returns to his hometown.

Countless heroes come to Zhang Zongchang,

And the giant whale swallows the fusang.

Analysis: It reflects the poet's desire for power and the contempt of his enemies, although he was shot dead by the enemies later. ”]

Common people: "...Why are you still cursing?"

They half understood and half didn't understand this poem.

After reading the appreciation, people were dumbfounded, what's going on? I just laughed at my enemy, and he got slapped by the enemy? !

The hero has fallen!

It is rare for poets to recognize a poem, and it is considered to be the tallest among the short ones.

It's the last one. No wonder it's better. It turns out to be the last poem.

["Traveling to Mount Tai"

From a distance, Mount Tai looks dark.

The upper part is thinner and the lower part is thicker.

Like turning Mount Tai upside down,

The lower part is thinner and the upper part is thicker.

Analysis: It embodies the simple and lovely side of the poem, and it is also a new philosophy of life. ”]

The poets covered their eyes: "Aren't there a lot of poems that we can refer to?"

The common people nodded: "That's right, that's right!"

They like this kind of poetry! It's simple and easy to remember, but you can't learn much knowledge.

The scholar laughed and said: "Everyone can be his own poet. In many cases, it doesn't matter whether he is good or not. As long as he is happy."

【"Pray for Rain"

Grandpa Jade Emperor’s surname is also Zhang.

Why are you embarrassing me, Zhang Zongchang?

It won't rain for three days,

First visit the Dragon Emperor Temple,

Then blast your mother with a cannon.

Analysis: It reflects the poet's courage to fight against the sky. Coincidentally, it really rained the next day after the poem was published. ”]

As soon as this poem came out, an arrogant yellow figure appeared in people's minds, "He is the warlord who bombarded the Dragon King Temple with cannons in Qianfo Mountain!"

"It turns out that it was a real person who bombed me, not a fake one!"

"What kind of Dragon King are you...you are the Deaf King..."

"It's really him who curses so much. Look at these poems of his, they're very thoughtful."

Poet: "...This cannot be refuted, really."

The problem is that it really rains!

The ancestors also remembered that when the cannon shot out, the rain poured down instantly. This is called, all truth is within the range of the cannon.

want to! So, Yanshi!

The Yan masters were all shaken. It was getting cold, and every joint in their bones ached. It was time to separate their families.

【"Bastard Poems"

You told me to do this,

He told me to do that.

They're all a bunch of big bastards,

All fucked up.

Analysis: It reflects the complexity of society, the difficulty of dealing with others, and the difficulty of life. ”]

As soon as this poem came out, most people immediately agreed, "It is like this, it is like this!"

The words are rough and the reasoning is not rough!

Life is really not easy!

The poets silently praised one: "The words are concise and to the point, and the words are bold."

["Visit Baotu Spring"

Baotu Spring, Baotu Spring,

Three eyes are as thick as each other.

Three streams of water, light gurgling,

Goo goo goo light goo goo.

Analysis: It shows his interest in life and praise of nature.

"Visit Penglai Pavilion"

What a Penglai Pavilion, damn it’s really good,

If the gods can come, I will take a seat.

Place wine by the window and sing to the sea,

Come and guess a few punches, my brother-in-law is afraid of drinking too much!

Analysis: The poem "Place wine by the window and sing to the sea" is a rare masterpiece. ”]

Children learn a lot because it is easy to remember, "Gudu, Gu, Gu, Gu, Gu, Du..."

"They're all a bunch of big bastards, they're all messing with you..." The adult quickly covered the child's mouth and forcibly interrupted the spell.

He scolded: "Why do you want to learn everything!"

The kid's bright big eyes showed clear stupidity, as if he was asking why not.

Everyone: "...Is Baotu Spring like this?"

Scholars have also read poems about Baotu Spring, "A group of people follow the jade water from afar, but come secretly, they are sprinkled with the dust of Lishan..."

【""untitled"

If you want to ask how tall a woman is,

I don't know how many.

Yesterday a child called me daddy.

I wonder who his mother is?

Analysis: The poet therefore got the title of "Three Ignorant Generals". He didn't know how many soldiers he had, how much money he had, and how many concubines he had. ”]

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