shock! Ancestor, watch the full-level human sand sculpture video!

Tao Yuanming of the Eastern Jin Dynasty was called unexpectedly. The smile on his face froze obviously, "..."

What is a cesspit authority engine?

Ancestors of the emperor: "...? Don't mention the emperor, okay? We don't like to carry the locomotive, thank you, don't disturb us!"

They were afraid that they would be like the French emperor above, a miserable bunch.

Everyone: "Hahaha..."

Including the hilarious poets before, there is another Li Bai. Facts have proved that as long as you don’t make fun of yourself, you can laugh out loud, and very loudly!

Zhou Dunyi drank water and remained silent.

You asked him why he only drank water and didn't talk? Because...he almost couldn't breathe just now, but now he is drinking water and feeling relieved.

[I love the lotus alone. It comes out of the mud but is not stained, and washes the ripples clean without being evil.

Biden slapped Trump to death with three slaps and used his body to add to the chicken meal. ]

[It is straight in the middle and straight on the outside, with no vines or branches. The fragrance is clear from a distance, and the pavilions are clean and planted. They can be viewed from a distance but not played with.

I had to eat eight landmines or three nuclear bombs in one meal, and Yamamoto’s head was blown 3000 kilometers away. ]

[I call chrysanthemum, the hermit flower;

Ten of your heads were eaten by street lights. ]

[Peony, the flower that brings wealth and honor;

Starfish was very happy and put Big Ivan to bed overnight. ]】

Everyone burst into laughter: "Oh hahaha... I can't do it anymore, my stomach hurts..."

What kind of hatred and grudges are there? After slapping someone in the face, you feed them to chickens!

The food we eat is quite hard, and most people can't afford it... Hahaha, no one squeaks after eating.

Look, his head is blown off! No, how far is three thousand kilometers? You should probably travel abroad.

Scholars laugh because their instinct for learning prompts them to write down this article long ago.

The translation is a translation, but the writing is still very good.

"Hahaha... The two presidents of the United States have come out, and Ivan the Great! It's going to blow up!" Yu Nianzhi laughed and was shocked. The outrageous mother opened the door for outrageousness. It was so outrageous.

Everyone was stunned. The two leaders of the United States were fighting. Oh, how exciting!

"By the way, is that guy named Big Ivan a bomb?"

"Eighty percent yes, Miss Xiaoyu said, if it's going to blow up, it should be yes."

"What can change the world must be a nuclear bomb..."

Zhou Dunyi choked on the water before his breath could subside, "Cough cough cough..."

You want to kill me!

A group of poets burst into sharp laughter: "Goose goose..."

It's over, my stomach started to hurt.

[[Lotus, the gentleman of flowers.

Unfortunately, Cinderella's gut is full of Yamamoto's immortals. ]

[Alas! The love of chrysanthemum is rarely heard of after Tao.

What are the prices in the US? How much does it cost per pound? I bought America with a toilet. ]】

Common people: "It looks so worthless..."

What the hell is Cinderella? !

Zhou Dunyi coughed even more fiercely: "Uh, cough, cough..."

My life is over!

[[The love of lotus, who can give it to me?

He got angry with the dog and turned around and killed the Uruguayan kangaroo. He was exhausted early in the morning after finishing the minotaur. ]

[The love of peony is suitable for everyone!

Xiao Su is very hungry, and your three-wishbone looks delicious. ]】

Under the light curtain, there was a burst of laughter, rising and falling, and some were tired of laughing...

The ancestors suppressed their smiles and recited: "You can come out of the mud without being stained; you can wash the clear ripples without being evil...you can look at it from a distance but not play with it."

Zhou Dunyi cried: "I won't play with you anymore, it's too fucking bullying!"

Other poets (including Li Bai): "Ah ha ha ha..."

Li Bai took a sip of wine and said with a smile: "We are all in trouble! My troubles are over, and I can laugh at others'."

Several people who had been harmed by Google in the past also expressed their extreme sympathy and laughed so hard that their eyes almost disappeared.

On the other side of the Qin Dynasty, the dog chasing progress bar had reached 95%. Two dogs were driven into a dead end, and in front of them were a group of knife-wielding soldiers with torches.

Why isn't it holding a barrel? Because the barrels were all smashed halfway, the man with the knife was there to support him! support!

No, the two dogs had never seen such a big battle before. The dogs' legs trembled with fear, and several pieces of Zhao Gao fell from the dogs' mouths.

The mighty Meng Tian walked out from behind the layers of soldiers, pulled out the broadsword from his waist, and swung it straight at the two grinning wild dogs, which were forced into a desperate situation and seemed to be fighting to the death...

"Take the dogs back as well to give His Majesty a change of taste. Your Majesty will definitely like the strong meat of wild dogs." After giving the order, he walked out of the alley and glanced at the group of people who not only had not found the meat, but also had no buckets. , the uneasy soldier.

He raised his eyebrows and scolded sternly: "If you fail to succeed, you will fail! Go back and receive your punishment."

he! General! I personally led the troops to chase two dogs, which makes people laugh even if I tell you about it.

"only!"

All the soldiers responded in unison.

The other soldiers held the torches and carefully put Zhao Gao away, laughing as they put them away. The light curtain must have been very good at adjusting the light screen. Because of General Meng Tian, ​​they had been holding back their laughter for a long time.

Then, when I looked up, I found that the dog collector was also smiling.

Several people looked at each other and finally couldn't hold it any longer, "Hahaha..."

Yu Nianzhi was so happy that she almost went to see Tai Nai, so she quickly slid to the next one:

[The Debris Flow in the Literary Circle of the Republic of China, Zhang Zongchang]

People were holding their stomachs, laughing at them, and asked feebly: "Who is it?"

I'm almost speechless, really.

[“I firmly disagreed with Dashuai Zhang’s withdrawal from the poetry world. I dare not write this in reading comprehension:

"da Ming Lake"

Daming Lake, Lake Mingda,

There are lotus flowers in Daming Lake.

There are toads on the lotus flowers,

One poke and one jump.

Appreciation: Zhang Zongchang praised the beautiful scenery of Daming Lake in a relaxed and humorous way. The poet put himself into the painting, which is perfectly integrated with the beautiful scenery of Daming Lake, achieving the state of unity between nature and man. ”]