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After the imperial doctor resigned, Zhu Di answered Zhu Biao's words, "Zhu Qizhen said before that the Tumu Fort battle is a nightmare difficulty, but even Liu Chan can win with a dog, so why can't he win?"

Zhu Biao was just stimulated, and then he remembered it, but when he still didn't know what the situation was, he couldn't say harsh words, "It may not be worse than a dog. This God of War may be... not serious?"

Zhu Yuanzhang looked at the conclusions reached by his two sons and couldn't help laughing, "I agree with your statement."

Zhu Zhanji looked at little Zhu Qizhen next to him and didn't know what to say for a moment, but little Zhu Qizhen was jumping up and down with joy, "Oh, I am the God of War! Father, did you hear that? I am the Ming Dynasty’s God of War!”

"Be careful when jumping, be careful not to knock yourself..." As soon as Zhu Zhanji finished his instructions, little Zhu Qizhen sprained his feet, his body fell to the ground with a bang, and his head hit the corner of the table.

"Oh, my child!" Zhu Zhanji was startled and hurried forward to help him. When he saw the blood overflowing from his forehead, he instantly transformed into a screaming chicken and quickly called the imperial doctor.

Then there was a commotion...

After hearing this, Zhu Qizhen, the God of War of the Ming Dynasty, his face suddenly dropped, "What do you mean? Who does it mean? Who has no time to fail?"

He now wants to turn off the curtain, and continuing to talk will simply damage his image!

The emperor before the Ming Dynasty: "Yo? God of War? How is your record?"

Open their eyes.

Emperors after the Ming Dynasty covered their eyes one after another: "Don't mention it, it's quite embarrassing."

[Zhu Qizhen was amused: "50 people, even 50 pigs, can smash the opponent to death, this commander is just a pig! No, I should be too powerful, what next?"

I hesitated to speak: "Uh...then you were arrested and went to study abroad in Wala."

Zhu Qizhen ran away from home for a moment: "...?? How come I am so powerful and am still caught in Wala?"

Me: "Because the other side brought 2, and you brought 50, and then you were captured alive without any fighting."

Zhu Qizhen: "Ang?...This is probably the most embarrassing thing in history."

Me: "Ah, this is not the most embarrassing thing. Later, you were caught stripping off your clothes and running around naked before the battle."

Zhu Qizhen:…………? 】

Zhu Yuanzhang: "!"

Zhu Biao: "!"

Zhu Di: "...Poof."

Zhu Zhanji was startled: "What?"

What did his son do? He lost 50 to 2 and was captured by the Walas! Still, still... Oops!

This kid isn’t stupid either! What are these things for?

Zhu Yuanzhang had a thought in his mind: "Unworthy of descendants! Are you a pig...are you stupid?"

"No, how can you lose? Come on, come on, tell me!"

If I don’t beat the shit out of you, I won’t be your ancestor!

Whose son? How could he have such a stupid offspring if he is so smart!

Zhu Di: "..."

Dad, your preference has gone to Europe!

Zhu Qizhen became so angry that he actually told his embarrassment and shame in front of the world. This is simply unforgivable!

But he couldn't do anything about the light screen, he just screamed incompetently.

Many people who have lost more than others feel that they have stood up. People are better than others. Look at others, 500,000 versus 20,000 were captured alive. This is the correct way to open up shame and humiliation!

Ming Dynasty God of War! Foreign students from Wala!

I have admired and admired you for a long time!

秦

In the open space in front of the palace, Ying Zheng placed several piles of Zhao Gao on the fire and roasted them. The smell of burning came out, and a group of ministers also moved outside the palace.

"Father, it's almost done." Fusu reminded aloud. After all, it had been roasted for a long time. To be precise, it should have been burned. It was almost burnt to black.

Ying Zheng nodded and after a grunt, a soldier took out a copper basin and a pestle made of stone and placed them aside.

Putting the black ball into the basin, Ying Zheng held the pestle in his big hand and began to grind it carefully. The burnt black ball made a crunching sound.

"The ashes were blown away by him."

The ministers' legs felt weak after hearing this.

When the common people heard that there were so many people, they had no idea. How could they lose? What else could he do?

Isn’t there any requirement to be an emperor?

[In the imperial garden,

Qianlong heard the howling of a wolf and a dog, and asked: "My beloved, why are there wolves in this imperial garden?"

Minister: "Your Majesty is joking, this is not a wolf, but a dog!"

Qianlong: "How can we see it?"

Minister: "Your Majesty, we can look at their colors. Generally, gray drops are wolves, and yellow drops are dogs!"

Qianlong was furious: "Huh? You dare to scold the emperor! That means you are scolding me, and you are dead!"

Minister: "Ah, your Majesty, please forgive me! I was wrong. Don't look at the color, but... look at the shape! Uh... The size of a wolf is small and heavy! The size of a dog is large and light! Therefore, a small and heavy person is a wolf. , Da Qing is the dog!"

Qianlong looked ferocious: "Huh? If you don't scold the emperor, scold my Qing Dynasty! You are so bold! Come here, I will kill everyone!"

Minister: "Ah, Your Majesty, please listen to my explanation! Your Majesty, look at today... look at the characteristics! The belly of a wolf is concave backward, and the abdomen of a dog is bulging forward, so the one with the concave back is a wolf! The one with the front bulge is a real dog. ah!"

[Emperor Escape. The art of stripping away the nine races]]

Everyone looked at it without saying a word...

Youth has no price, just put it directly on your face and open it up.

The emperor is a dog! Daqing is a dog! Qianlong is a dog!

Minister, do you have a large family?

Qianlong was so angry that he almost rolled his eyes. Later generations are really rude!

Even if the Qing Dynasty falls, you will never be allowed to insult him like this!

"Really, really... It's so unreasonable! I'm so angry!" Qianlong pointed at the light screen with trembling fingers. As soon as he closed his eyes, he fainted from anger.

"Your Majesty!" The eunuch's shrill voice quickly called the imperial doctor, and then there was a commotion...

The emperors of the Qing Dynasty felt very uncomfortable. What kind of joke were they kidding? Daqing is a dog? Come, come to the Qing Dynasty and see who is the dog!

The other emperors also felt traumatized, "The emperor is a dog?"

Fork out!

Locking others up if they don't get out, what are you talking about!

The common people burst into laughter after hearing this, since they were not the ones to say it anyway, "Haha... Emperor's Escape. The art of peeling off nine tribes, so real..."

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A dog walks by.

The minister asked: "What is this? Is it a wolf or a dog?"

Censor: "The minister is a dog!"

The crowd booed: "Hahaha, the minister is a dog!"

"Is it the Wolf Minister?" 》

Minister: "You are a first-class bachelor, but you can't tell the difference between a wolf and a dog?"

Shangshu: "I can't tell, I can't tell."

Minister: "Look at the tail. The one that drags down is a wolf, and the one that sticks up is a dog. Remember, the minister is a dog!"

Shangshu: "Oh~???"

The crowd booed: "Hahaha..."

"Shang Shu Shangshu?" 》

Censor: "The wolf eats meat, and the dog eats dung. It eats meat, and the minister is a dog, there is no doubt about it!"

Minister: "Of course wolves eat meat, but dogs don't eat it either. They eat meat when they encounter it, and they eat shit when they encounter shit. Sir, the censor eats shit!"

Censor: "!"

"Meeting Shit Censor?" 》]

Ou Mojiang: [A stick in the neck: So what if you destroy my ten tribes! ]】

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