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The ministers, ministers, and censors under the light curtain: "..."

Look, look, are they being scolded unjustly?

but! The emperor was also scolded!

Therefore, their minds are extremely balanced.

However, they still have to do the same thing on the surface, and their faces gradually become more ferocious, and they gradually blow their beards and stare: "That's so bold! How unreasonable! How dare you insult the current Holy Emperor! How many heads are there for you to lose!" "

Spit stars are flying all over the sky...

The emperor leaned back tactically: "..."

Who do you want to drown with spittle?

A bunch of old guys, they still don’t know what you’re thinking?

The common people are just an audience, they just laugh. Although it may offend the emperor or officials, but ah, the law should not be punished...

right?

The ancestors thought that these homophonic words were quite dirty, but they did not contain any dirty words.

No, it’s all related to dogs. If Qianlong was a dog, he would be discussing wolves and dogs. If the minister was a dog, the same thing would be discussed.

Make an unwritten rule that no discussion of any issue between wolves and dogs is allowed in the future!

【Today is the story of a pair of sworn men】

The common people looked surprised: "Oh~ are there that couple who are in love with each other? They are the little slut and the expired man who played the game of life."

"No, no, no, now there are new names, Proud Girl and Expired Boy."

"What?"

"Have you forgotten?" After he finished speaking, he pointed at the other person's face with his hand and his eyes widened: "I tell you, proud Ye Fan!"

The pattern is multiplied by ten.

"...Oh~ Yes, yes." The man was stunned for a moment. You really seemed to have learned it, and he wanted to refute you, such as, "I tell you, expired man, you have expired, you are not fresh anymore." It’s funny, I don’t like you anymore, okay? '

But, for two big men to talk like this...isn't it bad?

He was staring at the person thinking, and the person turned his head just in time, and their eyes happened to meet... And just in time, there was a wicked smile on the corner of the person's mouth, not to mention it was pretty good-looking.

But he didn't expect that person to slap his head directly and said: "You were kicked in the head by a donkey? Your brainstem was gnawed by a dog? What are you looking at?"

He was stunned for a moment, then scratched his neck: "What are you looking at?"

System 00: "?( O ? O )? There is something wrong with you two...but I have no evidence."

Did this big dick interrupt your transformation?

[A woman with short hair, gesticulating and gesticulating, said passionately: "The second tweet of the explosive novel, this novel blew me away from beginning to end, and every paragraph surprised me.

Come, let's listen to the beginning, [The new emperor ascended the throne and wanted to draft a girl. My eldest sister was married, and my second sister was engaged. Only me, who was only 14 years old, was left. My mother held me and cried in confusion.

But my father told me: My daughter’s father will go to the palace for you!

Later I found out that it was my father who the palace wanted. ]

ah? ah? One sentence keeps me from gossiping. ”]

The emperors were stunned for a long time, not to mention they were confused, and the common people were also dumbfounded.

"Men, enter the palace and draft girls?"

The ancestors did the math, and they must be a middle-aged man in his late forties after all. If he wants to survive, he must have a premeditated plan. For example, in the sentence above, he originally wanted her father!

Okay, the new emperor and his father had an affair!

What a stratagem!

"Ah?" These words also left the gossiping Yu Nianzhi, "What's going on? Take a look."

Everyone also asked: "What's going on? (???)"

["My father entered the palace to select girls for his daughter, and what did his mother say?" His mother said: "I didn't expect you to sacrifice to this extent for your daughter. After you leave, leave everything in the house to me!"

Her mother started preparing a dowry, clothes and jewelry for her father! You don’t have to be so generous, right? Her mother also stuffed that thing into the suitcase.

The heroine thought it was outrageous. The heroine was a normal person: "What will our family do if the emperor finds out?" ]

Her mother: [Your father, he is very capable. When the time comes that he becomes a beloved concubine, our family will also be prosperous. ]

Then her father really went to the palace for his daughter and couldn't wait to get in. Her father entered the palace, he was only half a month old, and the emperor loved him so much that he made him a nobleman the next day... So this is a beautiful novel for the next year? Isn’t it too bad this year? ”]

Everyone's expressions were muttering, "What are you stuffing? You didn't listen."

"Her father and mother are not normal, and neither is the emperor."

"No, is the emperor blind? He has been a nobleman for only half a month, how could he not know that he is a man?"

"Hmm... maybe, this is what you like?"

"...It looks like it is."

The emperor was speechless. They were really silent. Suddenly they didn't want to listen anymore. They always felt that they would be hurt even more.

"Can't you change your name? I always feel insulted..."

Her mother is also a broad-minded person with great love, and she did not hesitate to say goodbye to her husband... I can't make it up anymore, you bitch!

So, this is the plan of the new emperor and her father, right? I'm fooling you to fulfill their affair.

I have to say, the taste is really strong!