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Comment area [Shi Qian: [In the animal world, disability = death, even if one shot cannot kill, a hit will result in severe damage and follow-up = death]

Tata: [Elephant: There are obviously flaws all over my body, why do I feel like I will definitely be killed if I take action? ]

Brother Tao: [Elephant: Why don’t I dare to take action?

Reply: Because there is a Tai Nai caller. ]

Huang Di: [This elephant actually knows guns!

Reply: Elephants have the concept of family and the habit of passing on memories. They also have very obvious emotions. Old elephants will tell young elephants what they know so that they have a greater chance of surviving during the migration! ]

Happy Prince: [Everyone, listen to me, don’t be fooled by the video, it’s all fake! The videos are all approved, real elephants cannot speak!

Reply: You are really 6. ]】

Ancestors: "...6."

Get rid of the good Samaritan Happy Prince!

Scholars wrote down, "Elephants have the habit of passing on memories..."

Finally, I took notes and learned some useful knowledge, because most people can't see anything like this.

The common people thought about it and realized that it was indeed true that the gun was so lethal. After being shot, the internal organs would definitely be injured. Even if someone did not die on the spot, it would still be a matter of time. Moreover, animals do not have doctors to treat them, so being disabled is equivalent to waiting for death.

Besides, as human beings, if they are seriously injured and have no money for treatment, why not just wait for death? This is indeed a rationale.

Some people don't understand, "Hey, how can elephants talk? They can also pass on memories."

"What does it say about a gun? A human holding a long black pipe who is not afraid of them? Are you going to see Tai Nai if you don't recognize him?"

"do not know……"

The child covered his mouth and smiled, "The Happy Prince is so silly. We already know it's a lie. It's up to you to take it seriously."

When the others saw that sentence, they were silent for a moment and also typed "6"

"666, you are really a good six, you are a good six..." The kid jumped three meters high in joy (an exaggeration), then rubbed the painful little buttocks that were spanked by the sixth one last time, and continued howling.

His father, Lao Liu, was breathing heavily, and kept comforting himself in his heart: My dear, my dear, I have been beaten and trained. He was a loving father and could not treat his own son like this. He would endure it for a while and then he would be angry. If he endured it for a while, he would swallow it. If he swallowed it, he would die. He was so pissed off by this little brat...ah! I can't stand it any longer!

"Baby! You ask for a beating!"

There is no price for youth, so the little brother is flattering.

The sixth child chased his son for three streets. The kid's legs were so fast that even his father couldn't catch up. I have to say that the child has grown up.

Old Bideng and Lao Yinbi began to grab the bamboo shoots, clapped their hands and shouted, "A father must be treated by his son."

"It has the aura of the underworld, and it feels so oppressive." Yu Nianzhi was speechless at the sight. The ferocious beast who didn't know the gun had already gone to see Tai Nai.

As the saying goes, those who understand current affairs are handsome_?

【My destiny is up to God, not me】

Everyone: "? What's wrong?"

Life is destined, it has always been like this.

[A student held the microphone and gave a passionate speech: "I deleted my classmates' homework sharing group, I deleted the King of Glory, I wore the stars and the moon, I worked hard, just to prove that my fate is up to me, and finally..." 】

People were very pleased when they heard this: "Good boy, really a good boy who studies hard!"

Although I don’t know what King of Glory does.

"Dare to compete with the sky, we are optimistic about you, you will definitely be..." Before the man finished speaking, the light screen turned, and a young man with a similar appearance, with cars behind him, said:

["I became a used car dealer!"]

The man: "Uh..." Fortunately, he didn't finish his praise.

Everyone was dumbfounded (emoticons were included in the comment area)

There was sudden silence under the light curtain, as quiet as death.

["Facts have proved that my destiny is not up to me but God. There is nothing for me to wear the stars and the moon. I am back to the King of Glory again, and by the way, I have a chicken game. Ah, that's it!"]

Barrage [Young man: Hey, I think back then, I indulged myself too, but unfortunately... I indulged myself too much.

My destiny is mine! ? No! By God! 】

People continued to be dumbfounded, as if their brains suddenly went bad.

Co-author: Are those words you swore to say useless?

"Are these two the same person?"

"They look similar, so they should be."

"Hahaha... the two of them can edit it like this, it's really a seamless connection." Yu Nianzhi smiled. The top student did it. I can't help it, but the other person can do it. I can't help it. Not up to me.

Yes, they are very practical.

Just after saying that they are the same person, "...not the same person?"

"They look quite similar."

Many ancestors believe that my destiny is determined by God and not by me. For example, the death of the second emperor of Qin Dynasty, and the death of Tang Dynasty when pigs climbed up trees... these were all beyond their imagination.

[When you are not confident, just listen to what the matchmaker says about yourself...]

People also know that a matchmaker's mouth can tell the difference between life and death.

Matchmakers: ⊙w⊙Danger!

what? Don't go overboard!

Don’t they rely on their eloquent words to make a living?

Destroying people's wealth is like killing their parents!

[joke screen:

The man pointed to the man in the wheelchair: "Yes, my brother has been paralyzed for more than ten years, and now he still needs someone to eat."

The matchmaker played by a man looked embarrassed: "This is not easy to deal with."

The man stuffed some money into the matchmaker's pocket and said, "Oh brother, please think of a way."

The screen turned,

The matchmaker clapped her hands and lied to a woman: "If you don't want to be a human being, you will always have a car with you when you go out."]

Everyone was shocked: "!"

They are both mouths, how can you be so good at talking!

"It's so easy not to eat human food... Look at his brother's mouth trembling, can he eat?"

"Just tell me, what the matchmaker said is right! Should I eat it or not?"

"...Don't eat it easily."

"Is that wheelchair a car?"

"You can sit and run, so why not?"

"...This is not fooling people into lameness!"

"Who says it isn't?"

The corners of the ancestors' mouths twitched, with a strange sense of reality. In just two sentences, the interpretation was precise and noble...

People are directly sublimated.

Ying Zheng inexplicably remembered a person - Zhao Gao, who referred to a deer as a horse.

For example, Liu Bang of the old Liu family has long been laughing from ear to ear, "Great talent, great talent, take him out and slap him in the mouth."

"Let's talk about Nai Gong's current situation and see what kind of flowers we can tell."

The news of his death caught Lu Zhi's eyes. She rolled her eyes and looked at the sky speechlessly. She wouldn't be here tomorrow night because she had a headache.

[Man: “There are no houses in the city that are too expensive to afford.”

The matchmaker gestured with her hands: "This is a small foreign-style building that was just built at home, and it also has a courtyard. If the countryside is developing rapidly, the rich will go to the countryside."]

The people were dumbfounded, "What the hell?"

Are all the rich going to the countryside? Do not believe.

Many idle rich second generation people are very disdainful: "...Who runs to that poor place? Their brains were kicked by a donkey?"

"It doesn't matter what I want. I really can't think of it."

The ancestors are always focusing on the key points. No matter what the matchmaker says, no matter how fanciful it is, rural areas are developing rapidly and rich people are running to the countryside. This must be what is really happening.

Where in the countryside attracts those wealthy people?

"Don't most rich people have a dream of living in seclusion in the mountains and forests?" Yu Nianzhi thought, if she had enough money and rich social experience, after Qianfan passed away, she thought she would also find a place with beautiful mountains and clear waters. , cultivate your moral character.

That feeling is really beautiful.

Most people still don’t understand, living in seclusion in the mountains and forests? It’s not convenient to do anything, and there are wild animals in the forest...

[Man: "My parents are gone."

The matchmaker said seriously: "The relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is nothing to worry about. Once you enter the house, you will be the master of the house."

People: "Ouch!"

What a big lie!

The matchmakers laughed awkwardly, "It's not that serious..."

Comment section [Whale Luo: [Look for a matchmaker for your resume, and a lawyer for your marriage. ]

All things are born: [Matchmaker: At least within the establishment.

Opponent: He has been in jail. ]

Love and the Sea: [Introducing a lame man, the matchmaker said he was fine. He couldn’t tell if he didn’t walk. He could even run a few steps if he was anxious. ]

doki: [Matchmaker: The other party has just been released from prison and has the courage to commit crimes. ]

Sense of direction: [The matchmaker said that the young man is very nice. He never goes out to play. After meeting him, he was paralyzed in bed for many years. ]

Xin Shi: [Matchmaker: In the Public Security Bureau, involved in solving the case.

Opponent: I'm in the Public Security Bureau, cooking. ]

[Matchmaker: It’s the little brother who is a soldier.

Opponent: He is a deserter. ]

[Matchmaker, the other party is in a vegetative state, but is about to wake up. ]

[Matchmaker: It’s very good, energetic, powerful, and strong. You will definitely like this.

Opponent: Domestic violence. ]

[Matchmaker: I listen to you very much. There are very few people who are so obedient.

Opponent: Mentally retarded...]

[Being fat means being blessed, being poor means being motivated, and being homeless means being ambitious. ]

[Matchmaker: He has a company with tens of thousands of employees. As a result, I saw the beekeeper...]

[I watched a video, matchmaker: The other person jumped up to 1.8 meters when he was 1.5 meters tall. Although he has killed people before, he has changed and now he will not kill people randomly. You see, he has not killed me all this time.

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